Stacey Solomon #65 Worried about drowning in Stacey’s back yard? On standby is Mick the lifeguard

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Just watched her pool guy story! Wtf would you show a recording of another guy (not your fiancé) with that song playing?! Bit of a kick in the tanned balls for Joe there! I don’t think it can be interpreted any other way than she thinks he’s fit & would let him take her round the back of the pizza oven, Unless I’ve taken it the wrong way 🤷‍♀️
 
Jesus christ why is she using that song and specifically chosen the "I just want to make love to you" part 😬 She's so bleeping cringey.

I'm extremely disappointed in poolguy for going back to be honest after she never cleared it up that it wasn't him who screwed her over with the pool, despite him asking her to.
 
I think we’re all going to have to gird our loins and prepare ourselves for the inevitable pool onslaught that is to come in the coming weeks… 😳 Of course we may get the old ‘oh I’m so embarrassed’ and ‘I feel so bad about you poor people being peasants’ routine as we haven’t had that for a while but pah, it’s so hard to sound sincere isn’t it Stacey, especially when you don’t mean a word of it! 😖

It will be blatant advertising galore as well of course, with her in her ITS swimwear range and the kids in their Primarni finest and then we’ve also got the arrival of the Label family, well as soon as they’re back from tormenting Devon. I’m sure Jemma will come prepared though ready to clag stickers such as ‘rubber ring’ and ‘beach ball’ on everything that doesn’t move lest people don’t realise what it is. 🤦‍♀️

It’s not all bad though and I’m sure there will be some savage amusement to be had. For one I’m intrigued to Joe’s hair situation when he’s in the pool. Will it be full on hat all the way or perhaps he’ll just don a swimming cap and goggles and be done with it?! Oh and of course we should probably take bets on to what Mick chucks in the pool first! Still what is reassuring is to witness the amount of chemicals that seem to be going in; they’ll be cleaner or at least less germ-ridden than usual if nothing else! 🤭😆
 
Maybe the pool guy likes to use pre-records, or if he works and travels around super fast, but on his stories today he featured 2 pools, neither of which are Stacey's. 🤔
Hers was on his stories earlier. He tagged her & also tagged the company that did the revamp on the pool. I was just coming here to comment on the fact that I don’t think Stacey even gave them a shout out on her stories.
I just had another look & he seems to have deleted it.
 
The way he just places the can of coke on the ground 😂
And why the 'You're welcome' we're not all desperate Daisy's like you Stacey!
Desperate daisys 😂I love that lol

Maybe the pool guy likes to use pre-records, or if he works and travels around super fast, but on his stories today he featured 2 pools, neither of which are Stacey's. 🤔
She’s caught out again
 
I’ve had to delete her off Instagram, she really fucks me off, and the pool post will mess with my mental health and give me mum guilt
Please don’t feel mum guilt over her having a death trap pool. Such a small minority of people in the country have pools, it’s not even an reachable goal.
No doubt your children get much more than hers do. A walk round the garden and trip to primark is as good as they seem to get.
 
Looks like Joe's sister has been round to pickle palace today according to her stories, so Stacey's furniture building must be pre record as per judging by Rex's clothes
 

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I’ve had to delete her off Instagram, she really fucks me off, and the pool post will mess with my mental health and give me mum guilt

Never let someone like her give you mum guilt, she's a tit mum. So what if she has a pool, it's outside so will always be freezing 😂.
My child tries to guilt me about us not having a pool, because there are a few kids at their school with pools, but at the end of the day they realise it's unrealistic and only something the minority have.
 
Please don’t feel mum guilt over her having a death trap pool. Such a small minority of people in the country have pools, it’s not even an reachable goal.
No doubt your children get much more than hers do. A walk round the garden and trip to primark is as good as they seem to get.
Totally. I have had the odd pang of this in past before I could see through all these shallow influencers. Stacey's life is not typical. She is a minor celeb who got lucky on Insta. They will get to use that pool for such a small amount of time every year unless it is heated. UK weather is just not worth the effort that comes with having a pool.
 
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