Stacey Solomon #21 Future Mrs Swash needs a wash, Tap To Tidy is a load of tosh

[calmyourritas]

Hello Wilmas it’s new thread time!

Title by @Lollypopper

The craft book looks shit as expected

 

[smellyfootballboots]

New thread time!

Title by @Lollypopper

The craft book looks shit as expected

From what I've seen the craft book is beyond terrible. More of a Stacey's shit book with loads of subtle ads especially for her bloody sister!

 

[Lol_Lola]

The sister annoys me more than Stacey

 

[Shouldbedoingjobs]

I ordered the book to see what it was like, I can confirm it is shit and is going back. It literally has things like her describing how to stay organised she collects up Rex’s bottles before going downstairs !!!

 

[Longgtimelurker]

The sister annoys me more than Stacey

Goddddd shes annoying! There is absolute NO need to hold the camera so close to your face

 

[Cbgpcd]

How nice of Joe to reveal his new hair on her book day too

 

[Chesneyslittlesister]

A grid post just after 7pm. What a surprise!

 

[Binkyboos]

I wonder why her bestie has had a phone in the drawer day today lol? What an over reaction to her book being out lol. Balloons, cakes delivered t shirts made! I just cringe

 

[smellyfootballboots]

Because I'm a twit I've only just realised her book was released on Wold Book Day

 

[Lollypopper]

I literally cannot believe you guys voted my first ever thread title. Honestly all your messages give me life and I really cannot thank you enough. Never stop being you. You are enough. Thank you for existing. I cannot even get a full proper breath in I'm so overwhelmed at all the votes I got, you really make my day. I'm going to put my phone in the drawer tomorrow but I will miss this thread so much when I'm gone. I know nobody probably cares but I'll be giving an interview on this Morning tomorrow about my thread title getting the most votes. Have to go clean my cupboard incase Phil n Holly want to look

 

[Mon-nun-ster]

People commenting on her grid post that they are halfway through the book as if it a a real page Turner or something. Halfway through flicking through pictures?

 

[Raydog]

The can’t breathe thing has annoyed me so much ! Even watching it I felt my throat close up and I can tell you now I do not film myself talk or giggle like an arsehole when I have this coming on also ‘a cool bath’ ala hinchy doesn’t work either the pricks

 

[Janedoe123]

People commenting on her grid post that they are halfway through the book as if it a a real page Turner or something. Halfway through flicking through pictures?

BBC recipes are a real page turner too what’s wrong with these people reading a Pinterest instruction manual how is that riveting.

 

[Ashad]

I want to flick through the book for free-im want to see if theres anything decent and original or all stolen

 

[Yooyoo1212]

Someone commented on her sisters insta about how Stacey copies Pinterest for her book and all her fans are out to defend her

 

[Bellabob321]

So the craft book doesn’t have like step by step instructions with pictures? And then finished products. That’s what I would have done and then just a bit of writing about it not like a book about rubbish

 

[Wee blether]

The reviews on Amazon are either 5* from folk that haven't read it yet, people complaining their book arrived damaged or not happy they haven't received the signed copy they ordered. Oops

 

[TeaAndABun]

Future titles because I like rhymes!

Tap to Tidy? But her hygiene slips
Goes on TV showing her nips

Tap to Tidy is a pile of tat
Dump it like she did the cat

A frenemy of Mrs Hinch
Fag smoked down to half an inch

 

[Hilopicklelo]

Book release day, 2 hours since she put a grid post on and only 157,000 likes. Considering she supposedly has 4mil followers... It says a lot.

 

[Asparagus123]

I literally cannot believe you guys voted my first ever thread title. Honestly all your messages give me life and I really cannot thank you enough. Never stop being you. You are enough. Thank you for existing. I cannot even get a full proper breath in I'm so overwhelmed at all the votes I got, you really make my day. I'm going to put my phone in the drawer tomorrow but I will miss this thread so much when I'm gone. I know nobody probably cares but I'll be giving an interview on this Morning tomorrow about my thread title getting the most votes. Have to go clean my cupboard incase Phil n Holly want to look

I’m crying