Swipeupyouguys
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I hope this is ok. If a mod could do me the great favour of amending the title to correct my spelling boo boo I would be forever in your debt.
Our tango princess got dumped by stealth by her New Zeland beau after spending thousands of pounds flying him round the world, buying him unwanted 1k coffee machines and offering to live in Bali for 6 months of the year.
Ouch
Hendrix continues to be groomed within an inch of his life and is loosing his fur as a result. He is less Instagrammable, obviously this is devastating to his image conscious mummy. He loves his doggy day care too and absolutely doesn't need to be with her during the day. She's super busy anyway having new nails stuck on, hair sewn in or having something lifted or sucked out of her. Important work
Sophie is still a size 6/8 extra small - don't question her on this it's your internalised misogyny speaking and that's going to be a problem.
She loves skims and wears the smallest size available despite looking like a sausage in them.
Launched her new boyfriend online by dressing up as a
sexy Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee for Halloween. They're off on holiday together over Christmas, somewhere hot, but not Bali obviously - coz memories of Jhimmay litter the island.
He nearly tinder swindlered her out of a hefty sum to buy a plot of land in Bali, bit instead he had to settle for a back surgery. Probably got what he deserved to be honest.
Her job seems to just posting affiliated links for crop tops, huge oversized blazers, tiny school girl skirts and wide calf friendly knee high boots also getting reduced beauty injectables and linking to her amazing surgeon's insta.
So, a new thread, as you were everybody.
Our tango princess got dumped by stealth by her New Zeland beau after spending thousands of pounds flying him round the world, buying him unwanted 1k coffee machines and offering to live in Bali for 6 months of the year.
Ouch
Hendrix continues to be groomed within an inch of his life and is loosing his fur as a result. He is less Instagrammable, obviously this is devastating to his image conscious mummy. He loves his doggy day care too and absolutely doesn't need to be with her during the day. She's super busy anyway having new nails stuck on, hair sewn in or having something lifted or sucked out of her. Important work
Sophie is still a size 6/8 extra small - don't question her on this it's your internalised misogyny speaking and that's going to be a problem.
She loves skims and wears the smallest size available despite looking like a sausage in them.
Launched her new boyfriend online by dressing up as a
sexy Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee for Halloween. They're off on holiday together over Christmas, somewhere hot, but not Bali obviously - coz memories of Jhimmay litter the island. 
He nearly tinder swindlered her out of a hefty sum to buy a plot of land in Bali, bit instead he had to settle for a back surgery. Probably got what he deserved to be honest.
Her job seems to just posting affiliated links for crop tops, huge oversized blazers, tiny school girl skirts and wide calf friendly knee high boots also getting reduced beauty injectables and linking to her amazing surgeon's insta.
So, a new thread, as you were everybody.
