Sophie Habboo and Jamie Laing

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I now know who he reminds me of, because of your accurate description of his hair....

JIM CARREY.
Dumb & Dumber fits both him and Melissa to a T.

Agree she looks so unkept compared to when she was dating Harry.
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I mean is that really a 'thing' the fringe is hilarious. Someone must hate him at whatever modelling agency he is signed with.
Dumb and Dumber...I can't not see it😂 It's interesting when you compare his standard Insta pics to his modling ones. Very different!

Melissa's entire aesthetic seems to have changed. She's going for a more edgy vibe. I feel like she's imitating her boyfriend. Am also getting hints of Lucy Watson-wannabe in the way she styles herself/takes Insta pics. She must have gotten bored of trying to be the next EmRata🥴
 

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It’s the basis of the cab light theory from sex and the city and it’s completely true.
I remember when Miranda said that in the episode of SATC and how horrified Charlotte was. But I agree...men hate looking like the last one standing or the loser of the group. A lot of guys on dating apps state "all my mates are now married and I'm the odd one out"!
 
I remember when Miranda said that in the episode of SATC and how horrified Charlotte was. But I agree...men hate looking like the last one standing or the loser of the group. A lot of guys on dating apps state "all my mates are now married and I'm the odd one out"!
That's what I HATE about dating apps. Beyond your late 20s, you're literally left with the dregs of the male dating pool🥴The Peter Pans who aren't in the slightest bit interested about settling down, but feel left out because all their friends are doing it.
 
Really weird! She's had something done but I can't put my finger on it. Fillers?
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Upon reflection the neck is probably just weight loss or a very low body fat percentage. She is extremely thin, a lot of women who try to be socialites are.

Her face does look a bit stretched and unnatural, she said she doesn't find Jamie having (deep breath, it's a long list)
botox,
fillers,
fake tan,
lash tints,
hair dye and hair transplants
as they aren't attractive...yet she does it all! I agree with her though, for the most part.

Still persevering listening to private parts pod, I think I've reached 2018? They're all blurring into one but he keeps mentioning how he's only attracted to teenagers (18/19) or very early twenties girls... 🤮 I don't know if he is even aware of how gross that sounds, a lot of wistful references to his teenage ex Tara (18) and this was when he was officially with Frankie Gaff ?!? Also talks about how he needs to be very drunk to be able to have sex 😶 that must be great for the girl!

Francis Boulle initially presented as the voice of reason but on the last listen he was waxing lyrical about Jordan Peterson's 12 rules for life. Oh dear.

Run Sophie!
 
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Upon reflection the neck is probably just weight loss or a very low body fat percentage. She is extremely thin, a lot of women who try to be socialites are.

Her face does look a bit stretched and unnatural, she said she doesn't find Jamie having (deep breath, it's a long list)
botox,
fillers,
fake tan,
lash tints,
hair dye and hair transplants
as they aren't attractive...yet she does it all! I agree with her though, for the most part.

Still persevering listening to private parts pod, I think I've reached 2018? They're all blurring into one but he keeps mentioning how he's only attracted to teenagers (18/19) or very early twenties girls... 🤮 I don't know if he is even aware of how gross that sounds, a lot of wistful references to his teenage ex Tara (18) and this was when he was officially with Frankie Gaff ?!? Also talks about how he needs to be very drunk to be able to have sex 😶 that must be great for the girl!

Francis Boulle initially presented as the voice of reason but on the last listen he was waxing lyrical about Jordan Peterson's 12 rules for life. Oh dear.

Run Sophie!
I don't know if it's weight loss as Sophie's put on a bit weight/muscle recently. But her face has changed overnight, hence why I was wondering about cosmetic treatments. Her face is much more chiselled and thin, hence why I'm speculating about buccal fat removal and potentially cheek fillers.

Jamie is gross. I was always creeped out by his attraction to teenagers and women 10+ years his junior. I can't believe he boasted about it on private Parts! As for Francis, the lockdown definitely did something to his head.
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Maybe masseter botox?


Masseter Botox??
I don't think it is. Her face seems to have transformed overnight. I'd say buccal fat removal. She's got those telling dents in her cheeks. I've been having masseter Botox for a few years due to bad TMJ, but it usually takes months to notice any difference to face definition. Maybe she's getting that too but her face looks starkly different all of a sudden. Is it just me lol?
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She looks like she’s had chin filler. Aside from that, is that a surgery scar under her boob?
Can't believe she posted that photo. Or was it Jamie? He's such a dirty creep.
 
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I don't know if it's weight loss as Sophie's put on a bit weight/muscle recently. But her face has changed overnight, hence why I was wondering about cosmetic treatments. Her face is much more chiselled and thin, hence why I'm speculating about buccal fat removal and potentially cheek fillers.

Jamie is gross. I was always creeped out by his attraction to teenagers and women 10+ years his junior. I can't believe he boasted about it on private Parts! As for Francis, the lockdown definitely did something to his head.
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I don't think it is. Her face seems to have transformed overnight. I'd say buccal fat removal. She's got those telling dents in her cheeks. I've been having masseter Botox for a few years due to bad TMJ, but it usually takes months to notice any difference to face definition. Maybe she's getting that too but her face looks starkly different all of a sudden. Is it just me lol?
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Can't believe she posted that photo. Or was it Jamie? He's such a dirty creep.
Jamie on his grid.
 
If that’s the case (grim) it’s probably the case that Sophie feels a lot of pressure from him to stay slim and have a nice figure. Jamie obviously isn’t the cuddly innocent playful boy he seems.. can’t see him posting a picture of his wife like that if she had an average body
He is actually disgusting and gives off Kanye vibes. Just had a look at his IG and a fair few of his posts objectify her a lot. In the latest, there's a pic of her with her boobs spilling out of her top, followed by a screenshot of someone DMing him that he only follows Jamie because he's "got a fit wife". Followed by a pic of "clit p*ssy-flavoured" sweets, before you get to Sophie's naked arse. He gets away with it because of the loveable idiot persona, but if it were any other guy they'd be branded a misogynist pig and reported.
 
If that’s the case (grim) it’s probably the case that Sophie feels a lot of pressure from him to stay slim and have a nice figure. Jamie obviously isn’t the cuddly innocent playful boy he seems.. can’t see him posting a picture of his wife like that if she had an average body
He stated on private parts podcast that all boys want a girl their mates fancy and are high-fiving you for 'getting'

Blissfully unaware he's telling on himself.
he is there in plain sight for all the world to see 🤮 the next Russell Brand?
 
She’s confirmed she’s had this awhile ago but said her dentist did it like it wasn’t for aesthetics. I think it was def for aesthetics and I could see her getting bucal fat removal too
I remember her saying she had it done "for medical purposes" but that they did a bodge job because it froze part of her mouth for weeks. I definitely think she's had the buccal fat procedure because of the dents in the sides of her face. Hell, I imagine she's had a whole host of things done.
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He stated on private parts podcast that all boys want a girl their mates fancy and are high-fiving you for 'getting'

Blissfully unaware he's telling on himself.
he is there in plain sight for all the world to see 🤮 the next Russell Brand?
He's a sexist pig through and through, as we've witnessed since his early days on MiC. I find it really depressing how many comments on his latest gross IG post are from creepy pervs saying they zoomed in on the reflection of Sophie's boobs in the mirror. He clearly loves comments like that. Though I'm glad some other blokes have called him out and said it's not normal or respectful to post content like that about your own wife.

Jamie is looking an absolute state nowadays. Podgy highlighter head with a terrible comb-over to disguise his awful hair transplant. These creepy posts of his scream "desperately insecure bloke patently aware he's approaching his 40s". Reminds me of Rez too, with all his ridiculous facial work and using and abusing much younger women who are way out of his league to boost his fragile ego.
 

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I'm sure Sophie has had a lot done to her face and body. Being on tv can do a real number to one's self esteem. All these girls trying to meet an impossible standard. Then you have social media and the wide array of filters that don't show the reality of what a person really looks like. How many times have you seen pics of these reality stars, yet they look nothing like their social media pics when filming.

What's even worse is it seems people are having things done at a much younger age. There will always be someone thinner, prettier, YOUNGER, etc... nothing wrong with wanting to look good, but to obsess about it can drive a person mad.

Wonder if Sophie would have had interest in Jamie if the show didn't exist. Anyone think their marriage will make it past 5 years?
 
I'm sure Sophie has had a lot done to her face and body. Being on tv can do a real number to one's self esteem. All these girls trying to meet an impossible standard. Then you have social media and the wide array of filters that don't show the reality of what a person really looks like. How many times have you seen pics of these reality stars, yet they look nothing like their social media pics when filming.

What's even worse is it seems people are having things done at a much younger age. There will always be someone thinner, prettier, YOUNGER, etc... nothing wrong with wanting to look good, but to obsess about it can drive a person mad.

Wonder if Sophie would have had interest in Jamie if the show didn't exist. Anyone think their marriage will make it past 5 years?
It's incredibly depressing, isn't it? Am SO glad I didn't grow up during the 2000s, as all this stuff has been completely and dangerously normalised to young women. It's nice to be able to see the whole thing objectively and acknowledge the fact none of it is real. That's the saddest thing - years and years from now, Gen Zeros/Xers will look back on their lives and realise how much time they wasted giving a duck about all this meaningless b/s.

Some of the cast are bordering-on unrecognisable on their social media photos. Imogen and Amelia especially. It's a shame because they actually have better personalities than most of the other cast.

Re Sophie and Jamie, she's got a lot riding on this marriage - career and status. Without him, she's not really anything (harsh but true). I dk how much longer she can reasonably carry on with the pretence. Hence why (in my opinion) she's resorted to all these unhealthy habits, to help distract and numb her from the immense unhappiness that gnaws at her deep down.
 
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