coriander
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This is just an odd article. Like you've alluded to, it feels like there's a significant chunk of detail (I.e. the raging coke habit and possible affair) that's been completely omitted from it.
Her claim that her wedding prep gave her crippling anxiety reeks of bullsh*t if you ask me. No one held a gun to her head and told her to hold an elaborate affair with 200+ guests. There's much more to this story than she's letting on. Even though we know this is complete bullsh*t, it still makes her come across like a massively privileged and entitled brat with nothing between her ears. She needs to get a grip and volunteer at a food bank and see what real struggle looks like.
And as for her tacky and wholly uninspiring workout range - I'll stick to Primark, thanks. She can't even muster the enthusiasm to make it look remotely appealing in the promo shots. Even she looks bored by it. Strange, strange woman.
Honestly imagine saying you battled anxiety because of wedding prep, oh duck off I can't think of a more first world problem.