Sophie Cachia #39 She Shaw thinks she’s in bloom, but she ain’t read the room

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Our average geriatric mummy loving @ChunkyCustard Shaw knows a good thread title when she sees one; and I always appreciate a reminder in Cachia miss it when you make a half-hearted attempt to look for it (much like Soph would do).

The last thread was more of the Stellar my, my, my, it’s me, myself and I (and my support person) we’ve come to expect from this giant orange glob. The not-so-blooming expectant mother of the baby without a father (not important) officially confirmed she’s in a support person situation with Maddy P. Most of us call this a relationship, but Sophie is private and she’s pregnant with her baby. Not theirs. Hers! We might officially confirm a movement to save Maddy P and Connie. Stay tuned.

Soph has also gone a bit Sezzy Kearns on us by saying Bobby was made to be a girl brother (whatever that means) but then showed us content of him being a ‘dogshit’ brother to Floth. Good luck parenting that with a newborn, ya moron.

Angels, this recap is the base package. Please feel free to upgrade it to the Wroks xx
 
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phonies said:
Our average geriatric mummy loving @ChunkyCustard Shaw knows a good thread title when she sees one; and I always appreciate a reminder in Cachia miss it when you make a half-hearted attempt to look for it (much like Soph would do).

The last thread was more of the Stellar my, my, my, it’s me, myself and I (and my support person) we’ve come to expect from this giant orange glob. The not-so-blooming expectant mother of the baby without a father (not important) officially confirmed she’s in a support person situation with Maddy P. Most of us call this a relationship, but Sophie is private and she’s pregnant with her baby. Not theirs. Hers! We might officially confirm a movement to save Maddy P and Connie. Stay tuned.

Soph has also gone a bit Sezzy Kearns on us by saying Bobby was made to be a girl brother (whatever that means) but then showed us content of him being a ‘dogshit’ brother to Floth. Good luck parenting that with a newborn, ya moron.

Angels, this recap is the base package. Please feel free to upgrade it to the Wroks xx
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Honest to god, I don’t think I can ever get over the Wroks package 🤪
 
phonies said:
Our average geriatric mummy loving @ChunkyCustard Shaw knows a good thread title when she sees one; and I always appreciate a reminder in Cachia miss it when you make a half-hearted attempt to look for it (much like Soph would do).

The last thread was more of the Stellar my, my, my, it’s me, myself and I (and my support person) we’ve come to expect from this giant orange glob. The not-so-blooming expectant mother of the baby without a father (not important) officially confirmed she’s in a support person situation with Maddy P. Most of us call this a relationship, but Sophie is private and she’s pregnant with her baby. Not theirs. Hers! We might officially confirm a movement to save Maddy P and Connie. Stay tuned.

Soph has also gone a bit Sezzy Kearns on us by saying Bobby was made to be a girl brother (whatever that means) but then showed us content of him being a ‘dogshit’ brother to Floth. Good luck parenting that with a newborn, ya moron.

Angels, this recap is the base package. Please feel free to upgrade it to the Wroks xx
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you’re an absolute star. To be fair, if I didn’t know I’d suggested something I doubt I’d have made it to 6 pages looking for it either 🫠

Thank god for Connie and Fanny… they might make the next thread move faster and there will be less to wade through.
 
notgifted said:
Holy hell, you guys need to see Floss in Sophie’s latest stories. Shes fuming, arms crossed, face so angry, then when the cake comes closer she’s literally kicking the table to rock her chair back, wow, she’s very upset.
I would never post that up, there is no way Sophie hasn’t noticed that in the background
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Haha she’s already jealous of baby Rio. How is she going to cope with Jarryd’s new daughter, then Sophie’s?? I predict a riot
 
savefloss said:
Haha she’s already jealous of baby Rio. How is she going to cope with Jarryd’s new daughter, then Sophie’s?? I predict a riot
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It’s quite sad really, it’s a big change having a new sibling enter the equation, Sophie treats them like they are adults, but it’s clear that the emotional level is still very young.
She’s going to be in for a world of hurt.
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It’s also going to be very hard if this relationship with Sophie & MP doesn’t work out when there is a newborn in the mix.
 
Thanks for the new thread @phonies and @ChunkyCustard . You’re the best support persons a gal could ask for.

Turns out there isn’t much demand for the wroks package so let’s just give the people what they don’t ask for, discount it and hope for the best.

On today’s recrap, not much has happened. It’s taken a whole trimester to push through the last thread. We here at Sure…media! are busy wading through all the offers of baby shower businesse’s.

Soph has never had breast cancer, but can still make it about herself. Cachia are also the largest distributor of nitrile gloves this side of the share logistics warehouse.

After 8 months of collaborating on a new garlic bread with Raef the Dropshipment, it all but disappeared a month after launch and about 28 days of being on sale.

Anyone got any free grand final tickets? It’ll help with the abdominal tear. Anyway, Soph went to Bali for a baby moon… with her mum… looks like the kids had the faux pair to babysit.

Stuffed like a burrito, tanned like a Cheeto Soph finally came out with Fanny Devito. Turns out she has no time for cheaters (ignore anything she wrote in that book). No mention of fanny flutters or tampon flinging. No vag baiting. No crass videos with the kids for cuntent. No paparazzi in Airport West. It’s an early call but I think this new support person may actually be the right babysitter to bring Soph back down to earth. Hopefully they get through the final trimester without Donald Frump and her MINE hat overshadowing the relationship.

We’ve all now understood we have no right to know about the donor. He doesn’t matter. Lots of people in her community do it this way. I had no idea baggage handlers and border control staff use donors too. Not many other people live that far out within her community.

Connie Rachel Audrey Prespakis Shaw will be earthside soon. We wish you fanny safe travels! Can’t wait for the baby shower
 
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Thanks for the new thread @phonies and @ChunkyCustard . You’re the best support persons a gal could ask for.

Turns out there isn’t much demand for the wroks package so let’s just give the people what they don’t ask for, discount it and hope for the best.

On today’s recrap, not much has happened. It’s taken a whole trimester to push through the last thread. We here at Sure…media! are busy wading through all the offers of baby shower businesse’s.

Soph has never had breast cancer, but can still make it about herself. Cachia are also the largest distributor of nitrile gloves this side of the share logistics warehouse.

After 8 months of collaborating on a new garlic bread with Raef the Dropshipment, it all but disappeared a month after launch and about 28 days of being on sale.

Anyone got any free grand final tickets? It’ll help with the abdominal tear. Anyway, Soph went to Bali for a baby moon… with her mum… looks like the kids had the faux pair to babysit.

Stuffed like a burrito, tanned like a Cheeto Soph finally came out with Fanny Devito. Turns out she has no time for cheaters (ignore anything she wrote in that book). No mention of fanny flutters or tampon flinging. No vag baiting. No crass videos with the kids for cuntent. No paparazzi in Airport West. It’s an early call but I think this new support person may actually be the right babysitter to bring Soph back down to earth. Hopefully they get through the final trimester without Donald Frump and her MINE hat overshadowing the relationship.

We’ve all now understood we have no right to know about the donor. He doesn’t matter. Lots of people in her community do it this way. I had no idea baggage handlers and border control staff use donors too. Not many other people live that far out within her community.

Connie Rachel Audrey Prespakis Shaw will be earthside soon. We wish you fanny safe travels! Can’t wait for the baby shower
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Bahahahaha. New Garlic Bread. We are not worthy!
 
Yikes. Look at little old loveable Froth. She doesn’t look impressed with “the one” 😂

Everyone I see pweirdo I mean Sophie with a new young love from the womens AFL I see this song in my head by Bruno mars 😂

Run girl RUN!
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Or maybe Sophie’s heart will end up alone like it has since she dumped Jarrod and each girl has ran for the hills 😂
 

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Have no idea why this podcast page on TikTok keeps putting tit up of her people just keep commenting absolute gold hahahah get them tattle codes, oh also I may of had someone from the lesbian community reach out to me as I made a comment on old geriatric mummies instagram post of the stellar mag cover I wrote a huge thing about her being a predator etc and I got a private message saying it was refreshing that someone called her out and wrote the truth and that new victim Maddy’s cousin is a very good friend of hers and told her all about Sophs behaviour etc and that she’s an embarrassment to the lesbian community. It was awesome I asked her if she knew about this group she did not she looked it up and said she couldn’t get in without a code but I can’t even generate one. If I get more intel I’ll be sure to post
 

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I just find it so odd that Maddy P is in the picture yet she’s having a baby…..so when the baby is born, is Maddy the second mummy? Is she going on the birth certificate? I’m so confused….

But Slop seriously, if you read here I have a great idea for a baby mobile for the nursery! Just tie up all the old tampons that you’ve been flinging! It will go nice with the decor and general aesthetic of the rest of the house, no??
 
sophieshawisabore🐗 said:
Have no idea why this podcast page on TikTok keeps putting tit up of her people just keep commenting absolute gold hahahah get them tattle codes, oh also I may of had someone from the lesbian community reach out to me as I made a comment on old geriatric mummies instagram post of the stellar mag cover I wrote a huge thing about her being a predator etc and I got a private message saying it was refreshing that someone called her out and wrote the truth and that new victim Maddy’s cousin is a very good friend of hers and told her all about Sophs behaviour etc and that she’s an embarrassment to the lesbian community. It was awesome I asked her if she knew about this group she did not she looked it up and said she couldn’t get in without a code but I can’t even generate one. If I get more intel I’ll be sure to post
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Please offer your insider that you are willing to anonymously copy and paste any intel she is willing to offload onto us 🕵️‍♀️ 💕
 
But why is she carrying someone else's kid for the birthday girl to hold?
I can't help feel for Betty, she’s only 7 and the tit she has gone through and seen. No 7 yo should have to put up with.
How can she be well behaved while her mother doesn't give a flying toss about her and the environment she's grown up in.
All these new "family" members have the same emotional age as her.
 
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