Sophie Cachia #36 Pomegranate cunnilingus from a dingus, career on the wroks, hunting for footy box

[phonies]

With the same number of votes as Soph’s favourite dual lesbian cunnilingus position (69), @SophiaCarCrashia won naming rights for the new thread with “Pomegranate cunnilingus from a directionless dingus. Career on the Wroks, hunting for footy player box”. Unfortunately like every holiday Soph has taken, I had to cut it short due to character limits. Your prize is a toilet paper dress, hideous fake tan, an appointment with Esserdon’s worst cosmetic injector, an all expenses paid brunch on a suburban AFL ground, and sunthink from whatever crap label she is flogging lately.

 

[santababy]

Doesn’t she own a makeup business

 

[newtothis123]

Doesn’t she own a makeup business

Even Scummy won’t stoop as low as applying snot covered make up on her botched face

 

[KmartByron]

Doesn’t she own a makeup business

Random: I really want some new make-up/new DB contract because Isuzu is slinking off into that influencer-brand graveyard, can someone hook me up. Payment via shoutout.

There, fixed it for you Smoph.

 

[svpotatochips]

Amazing thread title, Cachia hats off to ya @SophiaCarCrashia

 

[Vixien]

Is MG coming back to melb with new gf? I sure as tit hope so. It will be killing Soph.

 

[AJAYA]

Is MG coming back to melb with new gf? I sure as tit hope so. It will be killing Soph.

I'm happy for MG, looks like she has a lovely italian girlfriend, unlike the ex behemoth fake Italian nonna

 

[savefloss]

Prepare for a break down. Maddies in town with a hot new lady lover…I’m here for it

 

[Sophie's hairy salmon]

Prepare for a break down. Maddies in town with a hot new lady lover…I’m here for it

Oh finally we might see some awesome breakdown bullshit. She'll trot out the usual tit about how much she loves her babies, tit about loving herself first and the importance of family and friends.

Yawn.

 

[Notabully]

Prepare for a break down. Maddies in town with a hot new lady lover…I’m here for it

Hahahahaha isn't this bbsette the same one she 'cheated' on scummy with?

Man that was hilarious when she flew across the world to get dumped

 

[bizzy]

Is she smiling or halfway through talking

 

[Vixien]

Is she smiling or halfway through talking

How can she look deflated and pumped up at the same time?
Thanks for the new dp

 

[influenzaaar]

How can she look deflated and pumped up at the same time?
Thanks for the new dp

Over inflated cheeks have created sunken under eyes. And the lips are ready to burst. It’s a lewkkkk

 

[bizzy]

Over inflated cheeks have created sunken under eyes. And the lips are ready to burst. It’s a lewkkkk

Hey eyes are wonky too.

 

[pixie spotty]

The option she chose when getting her fillers and horse teeth was “The Wroks”

Hey eyes are wonky too.

 

[savefloss]

Super mum needs a medal for cleaning Florence’s room …

 

[phonies]

Super mum needs a medal for cleaning Florence’s room …

I got very Mrs Trunchbull doing the hammer throw with the pigtails girl in Matilda when she picked up the bed box

 

[aggietrunch]

I got very Mrs Trunchbull doing the hammer throw with the pigtails girl in Matilda when she picked up the bed box

Not the first time that comparison has been made!

 

[thanks4asking]

Good to see MG’s mini designer dress up hand bag got another run! Chia must have a hall closet of old BWB hand me downs

 

[CreepTeeth]

I’ll lidderally buy some of your crappy pyjamas if you pleeeeeease wear this dress and look like a dick.
We’re waiting for a back up to the Grand Prix mess