Sophie Cachia #35 Back on the market, can’t find a fanny, hired a faux pair, won’t pay a nanny

[screenfreelookatme]

Helloooo my angle darlings! Welcome to thread #35 for author/CEO/professional athlete/journalist/presenter/young mummy Sophie Cachia.

Thank you to @Sure…Media! For the winning thread title. I’m very sorry, but for the sake of accuracy and my journalistic integrity, I had to tweak it ever so slightly.

Since the last thread, we’ve lost another mummy, but I’m sure Soph will have found another Blondie with a Bun to move in in no time.

 

[somanyteeth]

Well done @Sure...media this title gave me actual lolz.

 

[savefloss]

“We’ve lost another mummy”

 

[makeitstop]

You can’t sit with us

 

[phonies]

Hello @screenfreelookatme and @Sure…Media!, if I knew your Instagram handles I would leave comments on your posts like:

I see you girrrrl
Aunty Phonies can’t wait for wholesome nights
We could make a podcast about our questionable dating choices
Why don’t people treat us how we treat them?

Thanks for being the constant in my life
ANGEL!

If I too was a biznuss CEO human female, I would also ask you to model my products with a face full of makeup in a boujee house at the last minute. But ONLY if you have last week’s grotty fake tan all over your hands and feet. You know, for the aesthetic.

 

[bizzy]

You can’t sit with us

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Oh but she just HAD to mention in her post that she’s known the designer longer than anyone else

 

[Vixien]

You can’t sit with us

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Lmao came here to say the same thing. The reel from the label has 2 micro seconds of old mate. And approx 100 of everyone else.

 

[mariah cachia]

Oh but she just HAD to mention in her post that she’s known the designer longer than anyone else

Yet no individual post on the labels instagram, just a a fleeting shot of the beast in the group shot.

 

[Limpy Love]

So free clothes and a free lunch for the beast but I doubt any $ changed hands.

Other than the Bajama Empire, when was the last time she earned some Insta money?

 

[svpotatochips]

The beast hahahahha

 

[Bushpig81]

Drink up

 

[BecJudd]

I'm always baffled. Does seeing these events on Instagram actually influence people to buy the product? Seeing these women at long lunches getting free food and clothing makes me more aware of the brands to avoid.

 

[somanyteeth]

I'm always baffled. Does seeing these events on Instagram actually influence people to buy the product? Seeing these women at long lunches getting free food and clothing makes me more aware of the brands to avoid.

I really like the pattern so i had a look out of curiosity, £278. No thanks. Never would buy it. Guess its not targeted at me but what a rip off.

 

[InfluenceMeInfluenceMeNot]

Came across this one and had a giggle at the likes

 

[stinkerella]

I really like the pattern so i had a look out of curiosity, £278. No thanks. Never would buy it. Guess its not targeted at me but what a rip off.

But neither is she, not her followers they must have had some late cancellations.

 

[savefloss]

Scummy was probably too busy at the Eliya event trying to get fanny flutters from Brooke Blurton so she just didn’t get a chance to take any pics or vids with anyone else there…surely that’s why absolutely nobody tagged or featured her in their stories/ reels right? Not because she’s a washed up little Miss piggy witch of a human yeah?

 

[CreepTeeth]

Little Miss Piggy witch and The Beast......
Tattlers on fire today with our girls special names!!!

 

[thatbluebikini]

I absolutely believe no one would have spoken to her and she would have been sitting there by herself, or aggressively trying to make conversation with anyone there. You can tell she’s the outcast.

Thought it would be a fanny hunting playground, massively rejected due to her lack of popularity or relevance.

 

[Sure…Media!]

I wish I could be bothered writing a recrap but no one has bought me my Maccas coffee in bed yet. Plus, it was a very slow and boring thread where old mate spent most of the time feeling sorry for herself, or hunting down an ‘underdog’ she could help and make herself look the hero.

 

[sophiesgiantego]

“The beast” has me screaming