How poetic is this thread title? Good job
After cuddling the boss in bed this morning while we trawled Pinterest for pictures to rip off, I became inspired to write our latest thread recrap. The boss should be up in about 6 hours.
When we last left off, the EA was hosing out the old Ansett hanger after a beautiful Engagerhant party. I think it means ‘engagement’ in Italian. That, or when putting in the phone order with the printers, they couldn’t understand what the heck was going on with those veneers.
Cory Worthington did a fantastic job of ensuring an unsuccessful ban on social media and providing She-pees for the shower. Guests were asked not to wear high heals for fear of decapitation on the outside fans. We welcomed along a few extra randoms from gate lounge 6 who were unable to find a seat whilst waiting for QF631 to depart.
We can’t recall seeing too many old friends at the house party. It might have been because I spent the whole night sitting up the boys end of the table. Could also be because none of Maddie’s friends would let me in the dance circle.
The love bombing, gift giving and nights away continued. Coz the casino compares to the Italian countryside. One last family surprise. A beautiful farewell dinner at Karen’s diner. It was lovely to see the kids eating a wholesome meal, surrounded by tasteful artwork and having an adult attentively focus on them.
Maddie finally left the
bleep country. We helped sniff her undies to save the welfare of boarder protection dogs. It won’t be long. This tiny blimp in our lives highlighted the issue with Sophie’s
spelling baggage allowance. We walked down to the check-in counter and asked for some FRAGILE stickers to take home.
After posting a tribute about the coincidence over #secondchoice moving to the city she named her daughter after, Soph drove down to Births, Deaths & Marriages to change her second born’s name to “Montevarchi”. Montevarchi is as close to Florence as “mum at 22” is to the truth. Miraculously “Mountain Gates” (as her friends call her) hasn’t made away with the engagement ring this time.
Aisuru has continued to flounder. It may have something to do with the lack of products in the last 6 months or general lack of direction. Short of posting a selfie with Iva Davies I can’t think of any way to make electric blue take off. Please direct any queries to Mia. She’s probably the best placed person to understand what is going on as the rest of the office are spooning in bed.
Father’s Day was celebrated with the same gusto and enthusiasm as anything else where the CEO isn’t front and centre.
In the lead up to Soph’s birthday, we reminisced with some 30th birthday photos when Mariah Cachia cut off the circulation to her camel toe and needed 12 stitches after attempting a star jump in that onesie. There was enough chafing that her pubes would ember and catch fire. That’s also how she lit the fire on Survivor and won immunity for a week.
All those birthday celebrations, huh? WGAF? When the best present comes from your faithful Tattlers in the form of a new thread, I think we can all agree… we’re jealous.
it’s freezing today!
