I was watching one of the lockdown vlogs and was laughing when Fiona said 'you could name your child Tuxford, you know, Tuxxy' and Sophia was like hmmm not sure. I could definitely imagine the tory king and queen having a child called Tuxford Dobson.
Tuxxys mummy at the school run core
I’m sorry but this entire outfit just screams having a David Lloyd membership and ordering hummus and carrot sticks for your children off Ocado
New thread, title courtesy of
@colinthecaterpillar
Anyone care to recap?
Recap:
Sophia is now a mum of four boys! Sebastian, Alexander, Jeremy and Elliot! She drives a Range Rover evoque and has been meeting the other PTA mums for a pastry at Gail’s every sat morning while her boys play mini ruggers! Max Dobson is cheating on her with his younger and hotter secretary in his investment banking job.
no but seriously I’m not even sure what there is to recap on
-Still travelling the entire globe but doing the same four things everywhere they go. Matcha, Drop money on ugly Bags like it’s nothing, schedule in one hour for FaceTune and then dinner at some overpriced instagrammable spot and then it’s beddy byes!!
-So little effort is put into the videos to the point that Sophia is claiming she’s going for boy vibes because she can’t be bothered to change out of her sweats and Cinzia didn’t even bother to remove her dressing gown (but fair dos she did have glam face of makeup on)
-Phlegm gremlin is still escaping from Manchester every now and then to gate crash the girls videos.
-Cinzia is, in my opinion, providing some enjoyable solo content over on her tiktok and low-key thriving without Margaret Thatcher (oh sorry I meant Sophia that autocorrected
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-Lastly cinzias tiktok did hint at a split but this does not seem to be the case as confirmed by her comment.
that’s all I’ve got! I don’t listen to the podcast so if anyone has updates on that…