Slice of Jess #4 The Chronicles Of Jowly Jess and the Ham Hock Dress 🐷👗

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ChubClubThug

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New thread for the whiney deluded one and a mini recap. Thread suggestion with the most votes was the above...

She bought an Amazon returns palette full of shite

She had Card Factory gifts and a drone for her birthday from her lover boy

She's picked up her wedding dress

She's feeling even more insecure than ever... despite losing 3.5 stone and fitting into a size 14 (OK hun)

It appears that she hasn't worked in a long long time, and doesn't seem to be putting out that much content lately..

Her hair is super thin and ratty and she now wears a bonnet

She's got a greasy disgusting headboard

Jess is trying to act sophisticated by drinking wine a lot (It isn't working)

Please feel free to add ☺️

Should this be moved to youtubers/instagrammers now?
 
ChubClubThug said:
New thread for the whiney deluded one and a mini recap. Thread suggestion with the most votes was the above...

She bought an Amazon returns palette full of shite

She had Card Factory gifts and a drone for her birthday from her lover boy

She's picked up her wedding dress

She's feeling even more insecure than ever... despite losing 3.5 stone and fitting into a size 14 (OK hun)

It appears that she hasn't worked in a long long time, and doesn't seem to be putting out that much content lately..

Her hair is super thin and ratty and she now wears a bonnet

She's got a greasy disgusting headboard

Jess is trying to act sophisticated by drinking wine a lot (It isn't working)

Please feel free to add ☺

Should this be moved to youtubers/instagrammers now?
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Hello fresh and Jollof rice need a mention.
 
Her ‘calling out’ Clarins for their bottle and lack of product like it’s a new thing- is she thick? Happens with everything- her telling people to wear spf etc and giving advice like that really gets to me cos I honestly wouldn’t take any advice from her whatsoever- infact she’s put me off using that hair stuff she uses as her hair has never looked so tit
 
Givemethetea said:
Her ‘calling out’ Clarins for their bottle and lack of product like it’s a new thing- is she thick? Happens with everything- her telling people to wear spf etc and giving advice like that really gets to me cos I honestly wouldn’t take any advice from her whatsoever- infact she’s put me off using that hair stuff she uses as her hair has never looked so tit
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I know madness, using Elemis when she says she's trying to save money. She looks 40 on a good day.
 
Where’s she getting all this tit clothes from in sizes she’s literally never fit into?!
 

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While promoting sunscreen is always a good thing, she doesn’t exactly serve as the best example for anti-aging! If I didn’t already use sunscreen and saw her mention it, her skin would actually discourage me from using it to prevent aging!
 
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