Slice of Jess #3 Jollof Jess and the freeloading man. He’ll be off as soon as he can.

[Teawithnosugar]

Thanks @Theyallneedarealitycheck for the thread title, inspired by @Givemethetea comment.

No recap, but please continue.

As already mentioned in previous thread, I wonder if she's able to wear any closed toe shoes with how long those toenails are.

 

[missBlairwardolf82]

I hate long toenails
Imagine those scraping against the bed sheets yuck

 

[spillthetea22]

Those extensions are blended so badly!!!

 

[Black Cat 13]

Why do the sides of her hair never look blonde, they're always a gingery colour with blonde hair plonked on the top, not a good look

 

[greenbear]

Those extensions are blended so badly!!!

It's giving 90's mother mullet

 

[Miss polar]

The extensions are bloody awful, and what’s with all the constant posing now? It’s cringy

 

[misunderstood]

Thanks @Theyallneedarealitycheck for the thread title, inspired by @Givemethetea comment.

No recap, but please continue.

As already mentioned in previous thread, I wonder if she's able to wear any closed toe shoes with how long those toenails are.

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Who is she ?
Gemma Collins ? and that is a genuine question

 

[Givemethetea]

Oh those extensions are beyond too long!! Surly she looks back at the pictures and thinks maybe thag hair and that dress isn’t for me? I’m not even being horrible I’m a size 8 and I know some clothes look absolutely tit on my body but I know what looks good and what doesn’t Zia Jess could look so so so much better if she stopped dressing for someone else’s body- and cut her hair and went a few shades darker!

 

[spillthetea22]

It’s the face for me she looks like she wants to fight someone.

 

[Dontlistentome]

It’s the face for me she looks like she wants to fight someone.

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Her and Demi are both desperate to be insta models, but they both have very unfortunate faces

 

[spillthetea22]

I wonder if Emmanuel had just asked her if she wanted Jollof rice for dinner again?

 

[missBlairwardolf82]

Face like a robbers dog

 

[peteburnsreincarnated]

Face like a robbers dog

Flared nostrils and everything, fat lump

 

[greenbear]

It’s the face for me she looks like she wants to fight someone.

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Some girl looked at Emmanuel

 

[grammers]

It’s the face for me she looks like she wants to fight someone.

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Think this is the face she pulls to try control the jowls...

 

[Miss polar]

Bulldog chewing a wasp kinda face there!

 

[Dontlistentome]

Get over it Jess!! "Don't talk about weight loss" unless SHE'S losing weight, then it's all she wants to talk about!!
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Honestly...I can't take her seriously anymore. What a state

 

[missBlairwardolf82]

Is she actually being serious with these outfits

 

[greenbear]

Is she actually being serious with these outfits

I hope not, nothing suited her.

 

[Sprezza]

Flared nostrils and everything, fat lump

Yikes