Dear Diary
Time is coming closer now,
The month of august has just hit,
By the time this month is out,
I’ll sure have rode James Smith!
July was a busy one,
There was no time left to shower!
After BJJ & dominos,
I’m only left with 22 hours!!
my family got such a shock-
One random Saturday morning,
When I arrived and surprised the house,
Without a word of warning!
‘Siobhan’ they said: ‘this is such a surprise,
You shock us every quarter,
It’s getting old now though - so cop the duck on,
We are scarlet for our own daughter’
A few more weeks to IFS,
James will succumb to my advances!
I threw the leg over him in Bali once,
But he said my vag was rancid!
Waxed and vaxed and showered this time,
He will surely dip his wick !
London has cost me a fortune now,
It is expensive to be chasing dick!
The furnace is doing really well,
More happy excel sheets this week!
I love putting formulas into excel,
Did I ever mention I was a maths geek?
That one troll that always follows my life,
Seems to be getting more & more bitter,
But I was able to discreetly argue with them,
Because nobody guessed I was NICCA!
I’m really loving life in London,
BJJ, almond croissants and wine,
A troll said I had an alcohol problem
And like Ross from friends said - I’M FINE
I’m missing Bali, Im missing Dublin,
I’m also missing lots of common sense,
This binge and restrict lifestyle I follow,
Is actually pretty bleeping dense !
My birthday is coming, and IFS looming,
So many opportunities to drink!
Some people say morning bubbles is wrong,
But it’s ok after 7am I think!
Ill leave you with some coffee thoughts,
I’ve had some real profound thoughts of late.
If James ignores me at IFS-
Will I look like Shivvy no mates?
So I’ll continue to befriend Fliss, she is my link in,
She says Sex with Diren is like being in heaven,
But when I asked Diren what was the story,
He said she’s is just knees up 24-7 !
I have to go now, it’s nearly 8 o clock at night,
I have so much to do in the morning!
I must report Sven for trolling this week,
And ensure he gets an Instagram warning!
Im back working with brands, I’m so good with ads,
I’m An athlete, who tans and paints nails,
Follow me here and use all my codes,
And you too will be attractive to all males!
I missed Bali a lot this week, I miss Dublin,
I miss all my homes.
But someone as well travelled & educated like me,
Truly only misses chicken fillet rolls xxx
Xxxxx