Update!
She got married……. twice
Her mother and son were not at the legal one and barely featured at the Portugal one.
she came home for one day and then went to Sardinia (she thought she was in Santorini) for a mini moon ( big honeymoon soon). She hated it, nothing to do and full of aul ones and expensive taxis.
Lost Jacobs buggy in the airport no sign of a new one so must be waiting on a freebie. She doesn’t need it anyway as poor little mite was fecked beck into crèche and her sisters since he came home.