WhatABore
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simply_stephjoy26 #2 drowning in dog hair and debt, haven't you had that baby yet?
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HeCannitSeeMan
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Brilliant title!!
HeCannitSeeMan
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I thought that was the ravioli peeking through the elastic belty thing. Genuinely. 
Irrch
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Called it !
Just waiting for
plate of food
Mr. gormless
Gas and air and/or mid labour photo.
Walking round the ward/hospital.
HeCannitSeeMan
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Oooh stephjoy bingo!
2 n 8 what a state!
2 n 8 what a state!
Irrch
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Or the colouring pagesYou just know there'll be the standard insta hun pic of the ginger goon carrying the baby's car seat off the ward too.
I really hope she's gonna share the content she writes in her experiences notebook
Flip&Flop
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I could understand cereal bars but if she thinks she's not gonna get fed then how is she expecting to make this porridge? That said, she's probably got a microwave in one of her 36 bags she's taking with herSo she’s packed porridge incase she doesn’t get fed
Sslb_18
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This one got me the most!So she’s packed porridge incase she doesn’t get fed
I mean she honestly thought she wouldn’t get fed
Clearly hasn’t heard of the best meal known to woman which is the post birth tea and toast
Flip&Flop
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Girl, honestly I think about how good that tea and toast is more often than I care to admit toThis one got me the most!
I mean she honestly thought she wouldn’t get fed
Clearly hasn’t heard of the best meal known to woman which is the post birth tea and toast
This one got me the most!
I mean she honestly thought she wouldn’t get fed
Clearly hasn’t heard of the best meal known to woman which is the post birth tea and toast
i got a tuna mayo baguette once out of recovery best meal ever
Out of 3 babies I only got tea and toast the first time! It was indeed the most amazing thing I've ever eaten. Second was born at 7am so they gave me cereal and suchlike, which did do the trick but not as magical. Third, they didn't allow toasters!! I'm not even sure what I had but it clearly wasn't significant enough to stick in the memory
beaniebobble
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Literally this! Just got discharged from hospital today after having my little boy. That toast is amazing! Although to be fair I enjoyed all the meals!This one got me the most!
I mean she honestly thought she wouldn’t get fed
Clearly hasn’t heard of the best meal known to woman which is the post birth tea and toast
HeCannitSeeMan
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Nooooo…. The nurses are putting you an a bloody register for extra home visits because they’re questioning your capacity.
She sees it as endearing; the rest of the planet thinks it’s a bit pathetic
Im wondering if she’s planning on having the placenta made into a smoothie for Eric…. You know… to bond with the baby
She sees it as endearing; the rest of the planet thinks it’s a bit pathetic
Im wondering if she’s planning on having the placenta made into a smoothie for Eric…. You know… to bond with the baby
Sslb_18
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Congratulations on your baby boyLiterally this! Just got discharged from hospital today after having my little boy. That toast is amazing! Although to be fair I enjoyed all the meals!
Oh could you imagine! That would totally be a Steph thing to do, a bonding smoothieNooooo…. The nurses are putting you an a bloody register for extra home visits because they’re questioning your capacity.
She sees it as endearing; the rest of the planet thinks it’s a bit pathetic
Im wondering if she’s planning on having the placenta made into a smoothie for Eric…. You know… to bond with the baby
Anotherct
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Na
My bfs mum is a midwife and let me tell you, they DO NOT think it’s cute. They’re the stories they tell everyone after. ‘someone brought in a giant blanket with their dog on covered in dog hair’Oh of course all the nurses love the blanket
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