Simone Anderson #52 Trent having fun at poker night with the boys, tonight Simmy will be using her toys.

[snarkersusie]

Congratulations to @NotaAD you win the thread title for number 52. Your prize is a heavily used butt plug.

To recap the last thread Simone continues to steal recipes and pass them off as her own. She has taken to wearing god awful onsies out in public.

Her Shein and DHgate purchases are so prolific that she could probably single-handedly keep nzpost in business.

Ryder has been kicked out of his cot and now sleeps under a plastic basket ball hoop that is an accident waiting to happen.

Her adoration posts about Trent are at an all time high, which is not at all suspicious.

Trent purchased himself a RAM, which is fitting given the rumours that he gets rammed.

Maddox is wearing a cone of shame but we don’t know why.

Asher’s birthday is getting closer. Theme yet to be determined. I’ve posted some ideas for you at the top Simone.

Nights out away from the kids are at an all time high. Parenting is super easy when you are away from them 70% of the time.
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Yesterday’s spaghetti recipe stolen from thesecarbsdontcount. You are going to have to be sneakier Simmo, or you could, you know, create your own recipes?

 

[lovemesomegossip]

I had a thought. Maybe Grandpa has passed or is very sick .
The trying to sneak in post yesterday , the lack of posting anything over the last 2 days.

 

[NotaAD]

I feel truly honoured, not for the bitt plug, but for the thread

 

[notmadjustdisappointed]

I feel truly honoured, not for the bitt plug, but for the thread

I hope you have a lot of fun with that heavily used butt plug

 

[ihateliars]

Who does this remind us of

 

[ohwebelieve]

All pre- recorded posts last 2 days

 

[Blardeblarblar]

I had a thought. Maybe Grandpa has passed or is very sick .
The trying to sneak in post yesterday , the lack of posting anything over the last 2 days.

Oh gosh that would be very sad but a possibility. Or her and one of or both boys are sick.

 

[Becauseyouasked]

Who knows but she’s done her floors! I don’t believe that all that was just from the morning especially if she cleaned last night. She really trying hard to promote the Dyson but then it comes back on her. Looks like she’s really filthy and messy.

 

[ihateliars]

I’m confused! Simmys denim jeans look like they have tiger lines on them? Is this because of her “editing”? Just on the “thighs”

 

[butterysoft]

I’m confused! Simmys denim jeans look like they have tiger lines on them? Is this because of her “editing”? Just on the “thighs”

This sometimes happens to certain fabrics when you photograph it - not to defend her or anything

 

[Blardeblarblar]

This sometimes happens to certain fabrics when you photograph it - not to defend her or anything

Well technically you aren't defending her, you are defending the jeans

 

[shh77]

Wow she must be really going through something today! She’s forgotten to detail her Outfart post and fraudulently tag her “designer” pieces!

What an absolute WASTE her getting sent all those lollies continuously!
She’s not eating any of those!
Her very next Reel starts with “aFtEr LoSiNg 94KgS, I’ve learnt the importance of healthy eating….”

 

[ohwebelieve]

Just saw this story on IG. I wonder how many "flagged" BOT accounts Sue has been notified of?

 

[snarkersusie]

Wow she must be really going through something today! She’s forgotten to detail her Outfart post and fraudulently tag her “designer” pieces!

What an absolute WASTE her getting sent all those lollies continuously!
She’s not eating any of those!
Her very next Reel starts with “aFtEr LoSiNg 94KgS, I’ve learnt the importance of healthy eating….”

I just don’t get why the Veuve was included? It’s Simone, so there will be a calculated reason for it. Are they celebrating something?

 

[ActsOfKindnessIsMyLoveLan]

Hi and good afternoon. Its currently 13 degrees, cloudy. This will be my final report on the kiri 10 hair flip hash tag. In 6 days since the post, not one single person on Instagram has entered the competition using the hashtag. I conclude that Erin will win this prize. This has been Acts of Kindness is my Love Language for Channel Tattle, good afternoon.

 

[shh77]

I just don’t get why the Veuve was included? It’s Simone, so there will be a calculated reason for it. Are they celebrating something?

Looks like they’ve “rebranded”
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Lol and Erin shared earlier today people doing the challenge!

 

[Marshmallow1]

Okay has anyone noticed with her “cooking reels” she’s prepping & making the dish on another type of bench other than her home one ? And then once the dish is done is pan’s back to her own kitchen bench for the finale?
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I just don’t get why the Veuve was included? It’s Simone, so there will be a calculated reason for it. Are they celebrating something?

Probably another “investment property in their family trust” ?

 

[Pentothal]

Who knows but she’s done her floors! I don’t believe that all that was just from the morning especially if she cleaned last night. She really trying hard to promote the Dyson but then it comes back on her. Looks like she’s really filthy and messy.

If what she showed was a true representation of the state of her floors, she either has no idea how to clean properly or she really is just gross and unhygienic. That is nothing to be proud of. That is embarrassing.

 

[influencedforlyfe]

Okay has anyone noticed with her “cooking reels” she’s prepping & making the dish on another type of bench other than her home one ? And then once the dish is done is pan’s back to her own kitchen bench for the finale?
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Probably another “investment property in their family trust” ?

My guess is its a large chopping board (could even be a large tile) as I’ve seen these used before for food “staging” by influencers

 

[#botsforlife]

Okay has anyone noticed with her “cooking reels” she’s prepping & making the dish on another type of bench other than her home one ? And then once the dish is done is pan’s back to her own kitchen bench for the finale?
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Probably another “investment property in their family trust” ?

I noticed this yesterday and then I went back to all her reels and saw they were all on this grey bench top! I thought I was losing my mind haha