Simone Anderson #28 Still proves she has zero shame. Needs embroidered clothing to remember kids names

[hobsonville_housewife]

Thanks to @snarkersusie for the thread name, I had to shorten it to fit. Your prize is a pair of the new embrace shorts, contact Wendy and she will get them sent out.

You can find Simone’s wiki here, please read this if you are new: https://tattle.life/wiki/simone-anderson/

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Credit @LadyChat

There was a vain influencer, Simone,
Whose veneers were polished to the bone,
She'd lie through her teeth
And refuse to show receipts,
Her followers felt quite alone.

Simone thought she could pull the wool,
Over the eyes of her followers, like a fool,
But her lies were soon exposed,
And her followers all supposed,
That she was nothing but a scamming tool.

Now Simone's veneers don't shine so bright,
And her followers have seen the light,
They've moved on from her lies,
Leaving Simone to realize,
That her conning days are out of sight.

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Credit @hobsonville_housewife

There once was an influencer named Simone
Whose ego was bigger than her home
She exploited her kids
For her own social media bids
And spent her days cleaning with a comb

Her followers thought she was grand
But her children were part of her brand
She posed them for likes
And posted with delight
Her parenting skills were not in demand

While Simone spent her days taking selfies
Her kids were left feeling quite unhealthy
They wanted to play
But Simone would say nay
For she cared more about looking wealthy

So beware of the influencers you follow
Some may be shallow and hollow
Don't believe all you see
On their social media feed
For their true selves may be hard to swallow.

 

[snarkersusie]

Thanks to @snarkersusie for the thread name, I had to shorten it to fit. Your prize is a pair of the new embrace shorts, contact Wendy and she will get them sent out.

You can find Simone’s wiki here: https://tattle.life/wiki/simone-anderson/

******************************************************

There was a vain influencer, Simone,
Whose veneers were polished to the bone,
She'd lie through her teeth
And refuse to show receipts,
Her followers felt quite alone.

Simone thought she could pull the wool,
Over the eyes of her followers, like a fool,
But her lies were soon exposed,
And her followers all supposed,
That she was nothing but a scamming tool.

Now Simone's veneers don't shine so bright,
And her followers have seen the light,
They've moved on from her lies,
Leaving Simone to realize,
That her conning days are out of sight.

******************************************************

There once was an influencer named Simone
Whose ego was bigger than her home
She exploited her kids
For her own social media bids
And spent her days cleaning with a comb

Her followers thought she was grand
But her children were part of her brand
She posed them for likes
And posted with delight
Her parenting skills were not in demand

While Simone spent her days taking selfies
Her kids were left feeling quite unhealthy
They wanted to play
But Simone would say nay
For she cared more about looking wealthy

So beware of the influencers you follow
Some may be shallow and hollow
Don't believe all you see
On their social media feed
For their true selves may be hard to swallow.

Yay! These will be perfect coming into Autumn. Thank you Beautiful Devine being. Course I will contact Wendz for delivery.

 

[ItsMe1983]

The juggle and your standing around taking photos

 

[snarkersusie]

Also, just posting again on this thread to mention a spelling mistake in her launch post. Also why is Trenti working from the table when he has that ultra fancy chair in the garage?

 

[shh77]

Oooooh 28! Caught up to the NZ Thread!

 

[hobsonville_housewife]

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The juggle and your standing around taking photos

Brilliant! They’ve sold a few things already. When I checked at 7:05 there were 357 units available, total retail price $31,773.
I think a few things had already sold while I was getting it ready, and a few things have sold since. Will keep y’all updated.

#embracestockupdate

 

[ItsMe1983]

What's with the brown fabric? Wouldn't you think she would match it to a fabric she has used in the crops so you could still wear them as a set??? Just a TC trying to think logically over here

 

[#myownbusiness]

On the topic from the last thread - that it is dodgy someone happened to ask about the bike thing - does the little tick in the top left of the story screenshot mean anything?

 

[Simones.stolen.recipe.2]

Oooooh 28! Caught up to the NZ Thread!

I think with Just Jess pushed out to her own thread that thread will slow right down (especially if MFM gets their own thread as well as a few have been pushing for)

 

[Becauseyouasked]

Oh my gosh the spelling mistakes in that post are awful! Obviously the stress of owning a ‘small’ business and launching everything last
minute at such a hectic time meant she didn’t proof read anything! I’m sorry, but both earn money in other jobs and ‘opt’ to have this second business. Imagine if this was their only income so sorry you are not truly running a small business. Don’t make out you’re stressed etc. Maybe you are if the clothings not selling and I’d love to know how you afford the tax on this business. One thing that kills small business is the tax they have to pay!

 

[hobsonville_housewife]

Simone:

Also Simone:

Edits her photos to remove any evidence of cellulite (what Trent posts vs what Simone posts)

There’s no need to photoshop like she does. What message will this send to her kids as they grow?!! Come on Simone, time to embrace yourself.

 

[beigelife]

I believe that’s more photoshopping done to her butt. Wall looks rather smooth where her butt would be. BUT ALL BODIES ARE GREAT LADIES REMEMBER?!
*yes I have upped the contrast of the screenshot to make Simone’s editing more visible to the not so good eye*

 

[SillySausage88]

Loving the thread name

also commenting to show of my new profile pic, thanks to this mornings stories

 

[Starstruck500]

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The juggle and your standing around taking photos

Has she smoothed out the back of Trent’s head?!

 

[shh77]

I think with Just Jess pushed out to her own thread that thread will slow right down (especially if MFM gets their own thread as well as a few have been pushing for)

It’s really boring now I hardly follow/care about the “main characters”

 

[Starstruck500]

Is this bad photoshopping or are they too tight around her leg? She was literally talking about how they don’t dig in around the legs at this point, so strange that this is exactly what it looks like!

 

[Peaches87]

Is this bad photoshopping or are they too tight around her leg? She was literally talking about how they don’t dig in around the legs at this point, so strange that this is exactly what it looks like!

I was thinking the same thing, looks like photoshopping to me

 

[suchavibe]

I believe that’s more photoshopping done to her butt. Wall looks rather smooth where her butt would be. BUT ALL BODIES ARE GREAT LADIES REMEMBER?!
*yes I have upped the contrast of the screenshot to make Simone’s editing more visible to the not so good eye*

she could have at least edited out the camel toe

 

[#Simon]

Simone:







Also Simone:



Edits her photos to remove any evidence of cellulite (what Trent posts vs what Simone posts)





There’s no need to photoshop like she does. What message will this send to her kids as they grow?!! Come on Simone, time to embrace yourself.

This is why I'm glad she's not having a girl.

 

[InInfluencersweTrUsT]

Is this bad photoshopping or are they too tight around her leg? She was literally talking about how they don’t dig in around the legs at this point, so strange that this is exactly what it looks like!

That looks painful!