Sex And The City & And Just Like That #5

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Brummiebird said:
Can not wait for this week’s enthralling episode. I picture a scene, on a plane, with the poor bastard sitting next to Miranda having to listen to her gushing “I’m off to Cleveland, to tell Che I love them, Che is my friend’s boss, we met at a funeral as she gave my Son a joint, I thought they were hot. Che fingered me in my friend’s kitchen as my friend pissed the bed. I love Che. I love Che sooooooooo much I’ve left my husband - just like that. And now I’m on a plane, to Cleveland, to tell Che I love them. And we can be together. I love Che”
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You’re forgetting also telling the poor person ‘I’m in a rom com!!!😃🤪
 
emm said:
I can 100% imagine this scene taking place. Whoever is next to her will also be non binary/ trans and will warn her about che probably not being monogamous and she will ignore it
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Even better if the person next to her is Hugh Laurie and he tells her what an awful person she is like in that episode of Friends where Rachel flies to London to try to ruin Ross's wedding.

 
Webster1357 said:
There’s no point, the person she’s taking to killed themselves 5 minutes into the flight
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Anyone seen ‘Airplane’? 😂
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weeweegie said:
You’re forgetting also telling the poor person ‘I’m in a rom com!!!😃🤪
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Why am I picturing it ending up like the scene in Airplane with the person next to her hanging themself while she's still talking?

ETA: Sorry, I see others had the same thought and I'm delighted because it's such a great film. And yes, I am serious.

Or hopefully they'll be like Hugh Laurie's cameo in Friends and tell her she's a horrible person.
 
I want her to be reading an article in the in-flight magazine about finding unexpected true love later in life and have someone lean over her shoulder and say…

‘what magazine is that? Convenient theories for you monthly?!?’

God I miss REAL Miranda (said in the same voice as Samantha says ‘God I miss New York! when she gets paint thrown on her). 😂
 
Lady_H said:
I just hope we get a long shot of her tottering though Cleveland airport in her wedgie hooves, tugging her suitcase of dreams behind her.
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Contents of said suitcase: framed photo of Che, strap-on dildo*, tit-ton of weed, a vessel of Steve's tears, and a copy of Lesbian 101 for Dummies.

*As a lesbian, these are very over-rated. Sorry, I know no one wants to know that, I just felt the need to overshare (which shall henceforth be known as 'doing a Miranda').
 
Lovely said:
Contents of said suitcase: framed photo of Che, strap-on dildo*, tit-ton of weed, a vessel of Steve's tears, and a copy of Lesbian 101 for Dummies.

*As a lesbian, these are very over-rated. Sorry, I know no one wants to know that, I just felt the need to overshare (which shall henceforth be known as 'doing a Miranda').
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To be honest, I’m very interested in this.
I’ve always wondered why someone who isn’t interested in penises, would want to be rogered by a plastic one.
 
Lovely said:
Contents of said suitcase: framed photo of Che, strap-on dildo*, tit-ton of weed, a vessel of Steve's tears, and a copy of Lesbian 101 for Dummies.

*As a lesbian, these are very over-rated. Sorry, I know no one wants to know that, I just felt the need to overshare (which shall henceforth be known as 'doing a Miranda').
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And a few spare wigs in case Che bleeping Diaz fingers her so much her hair falls off
 
SophSpinsSillyStories said:
To be honest, I’m very interested in this.
I’ve always wondered why someone who isn’t interested in penises, would want to be rogered by a plastic one.
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Well, yes, my thoughts exactly. They don't do anything for me, although I understand some women enjoy the sensation (they just don't care for what the real ones are attached to :p). And some 'butch' lesbians enjoy wearing strap-ons...my girlfriend does on occasion, although she certainly doesn't want an actual penis. I suppose it's a bit of a novelty, but it's a rare thing for us as I'm just not that into it and the whole thing's such a faff.

This lady probably explains it best... 😂

 
AlanBanan said:
I’m sorry but does anyone find it cringey that Che is like 45 and acts like smoking weed is so cool and is basically her only source of fun.

That’s an addiction
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Yeah, I don't get how it is that she's supposed to be so cool and worshipped by the Millennial and Gen Z wokesters (and I'm a decidedly unwoke Millennial). She's middle-aged ffs! Nothing wrong with that, but having an undercut and a podcast doesn't make you aspirational.
 
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