Scousebird blogs #19 The proper rubbish mum with a fat front bum

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Good afternoon my darling DABs and bleeping dumb fucks alike, thanks to my good self for the thread suggestion 🤣 feel a bleep congratulating myself but at least I don’t take my kid to a prinny’d up Instagram farce daft cringing event wearing FILTHY PASTIED TRAINEES!!!!

@Dwight are you around to do the recap luv 💋 or if anyone else fancies having a bash feel free

As always, read the wiki

💋 xoxo
 
Hello DABs, I haven't had much to say lately as I've barely kept up with her antics due to a busy month, but I've been passively reading your commentary and cringing. Short enough recap of notable Meff behaviour...
- ASAGATE
- ✨the pesto bismol & discounted days old cake cafe of dreams opens✨
- Steph booked a holiday for her and Cora but, as any Mother would, totally disregarded Cora's passport expiration and had to trapse Cora around to get an emergency appointment - full disclosure here DABs, somebody may need to correct me there, idk if that's right because I caught it secondhand over here in bits... anywhooo
- Tattle get another mention... not sure why?
- Meff redecorates, taste was forgotten.
- Meff is paid to take Cora out for the day again, to nobody's surprise she doesn't manage to dress either of them well.
- We're treated to excellent parenting once again by Merseyside's best Mother having Cora hold onto her by her top while walking through town, instead of holding her hand; so Meff can of course talk to her to herself, into her phone.
- Allegedly, Steph has big mac foof.

Other than that? She's still wearing matching mint gym sets amongst other questionable yet typical Steph attire, there's still not any sign of an area for Cora in the "garden". More hair burst ads, yet still no chance of sighting a half decent hairline near Jeff any time soon.
- Steph does not represent us.
 
Dwight said:
Hello DABs, I haven't had much to say lately as I've barely kept up with her antics due to a busy month, but I've been passively reading your commentary and cringing. Short enough recap of notable Meff behaviour...
- ASAGATE
- ✨the pesto bismol & discounted days old cake cafe of dreams opens✨
- Steph booked a holiday for her and Cora but, as any Mother would, totally disregarded Cora's passport expiration and had to trapse Cora around to get an emergency appointment - full disclosure here DABs, somebody may need to correct me there, idk if that's right because I caught it secondhand over here in bits... anywhooo
- Tattle get another mention... not sure why?
- Meff redecorates, taste was forgotten.
- Meff is paid to take Cora out for the day again, to nobody's surprise she doesn't manage to dress either of them well.
- We're treated to excellent parenting once again by Merseyside's best Mother having Cora hold onto her by her top while walking through town, instead of holding her hand; so Meff can of course talk to her to herself, into her phone.
- Allegedly, Steph has big mac foof.

Other than that? She's still wearing matching mint gym sets amongst other questionable yet typical Steph attire, there's still not any sign of an area for Cora in the "garden". More hair burst ads, yet still no chance of sighting a half decent hairline near Jeff any time soon.
- Steph does not represent us.
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Bravo Dwight, bravo 👏🏻
 
Dwight said:
Hello DABs, I haven't had much to say lately as I've barely kept up with her antics due to a busy month, but I've been passively reading your commentary and cringing. Short enough recap of notable Meff behaviour...
- ASAGATE
- ✨the pesto bismol & discounted days old cake cafe of dreams opens✨
- Steph booked a holiday for her and Cora but, as any Mother would, totally disregarded Cora's passport expiration and had to trapse Cora around to get an emergency appointment - full disclosure here DABs, somebody may need to correct me there, idk if that's right because I caught it secondhand over here in bits... anywhooo
- Tattle get another mention... not sure why?
- Meff redecorates, taste was forgotten.
- Meff is paid to take Cora out for the day again, to nobody's surprise she doesn't manage to dress either of them well.
- We're treated to excellent parenting once again by Merseyside's best Mother having Cora hold onto her by her top while walking through town, instead of holding her hand; so Meff can of course talk to her to herself, into her phone.
- Allegedly, Steph has big mac foof.

Other than that? She's still wearing matching mint gym sets amongst other questionable yet typical Steph attire, there's still not any sign of an area for Cora in the "garden". More hair burst ads, yet still no chance of sighting a half decent hairline near Jeff any time soon.
- Steph does not represent us.
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I dont think he'd have made it up the "allegedly bit Dwight. Took me ages to get that out of him as well 🤣🤣. To be honest it was more her feet that bothered him. Think he's partial to Big Mac sauce.

Doesn't cut her toenails properly either. Had ingrows and sharp nails that cut him a few times during dirty dog days...
 
Ranger said:
I dont think he'd have made it up the "allegedly bit Dwight. Took me ages to get that out of him as well 🤣🤣. To be honest it was more her feet that bothered him. Think he's partial to Big Mac sauce.

Doesn't cut her toenails properly either. Had ingrows and sharp nails that cut him a few times during dirty dog days...
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I actually feel sick, oh she’ll be fuckin on one when she reads that 🤢😩
 
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Dwight said:
Hello DABs, I haven't had much to say lately as I've barely kept up with her antics due to a busy month, but I've been passively reading your commentary and cringing. Short enough recap of notable Meff behaviour...
- ASAGATE
- ✨the pesto bismol & discounted days old cake cafe of dreams opens✨
- Steph booked a holiday for her and Cora but, as any Mother would, totally disregarded Cora's passport expiration and had to trapse Cora around to get an emergency appointment - full disclosure here DABs, somebody may need to correct me there, idk if that's right because I caught it secondhand over here in bits... anywhooo
- Tattle get another mention... not sure why?
- Meff redecorates, taste was forgotten.
- Meff is paid to take Cora out for the day again, to nobody's surprise she doesn't manage to dress either of them well.
- We're treated to excellent parenting once again by Merseyside's best Mother having Cora hold onto her by her top while walking through town, instead of holding her hand; so Meff can of course talk to her to herself, into her phone.
- Allegedly, Steph has big mac foof.

Other than that? She's still wearing matching mint gym sets amongst other questionable yet typical Steph attire, there's still not any sign of an area for Cora in the "garden". More hair burst ads, yet still no chance of sighting a half decent hairline near Jeff any time soon.
- Steph does not represent us.
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Fabulous recap! Although not sure taste was forgotten or if it just never existed in the first place?
 
Ranger said:
I dont think he'd have made it up the "allegedly bit Dwight. Took me ages to get that out of him as well 🤣🤣. To be honest it was more her feet that bothered him. Think he's partial to Big Mac sauce.

Doesn't cut her toenails properly either. Had ingrows and sharp nails that cut him a few times during dirty dog days...
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Da duck is this about Big Macs? Please do tell 🤣🤣
 
Popworld.

That tells you all you need to know to be fair.
bleeping bad BAD ming!!!!!
 

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Ranger said:
I dont think he'd have made it up the "allegedly bit Dwight. Took me ages to get that out of him as well 🤣🤣. To be honest it was more her feet that bothered him. Think he's partial to Big Mac sauce.

Doesn't cut her toenails properly either. Had ingrows and sharp nails that cut him a few times during dirty dog days...
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Omg as if it he feet couldn't get any worse....they pong and she has tallons for nails!!!! 😭😭😭
 
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