Sarah’s Day #65 Sezzy hates Lizzo, can’t run a bizzo, the reno next door has her in a tizzo

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Here's a quick recap of things since the creation of the last thread, taken from the Wiki:

Claimed Kurt was in Melbourne for 14 days, then 10. He was gone 7 days.
Claimed she has it harder than single mums because they're used to it, whereas she's not.
Fat shamed M. Twice.
Waved a knife in M's face.
Left M in a pram by the road and forgot about him while storying with F.
Photoshopped her legs to look leaner and longer.
Claimed she went 2 weeks overdue with M, she actually went 40+6.
Lied about fake tanning.
Lied about getting her lips filled.
Said she got married two years ago - it was actually 18 months.

But the biggest and weirdest lie of them all was Kurt's most recent trip to Fraser Island with a group of guys from church, including Sarah's dad. Not only did she claim he was gone for 10 days when it was only 7, but she said the trip was to celebrate her dad's 60th birthday. First, his birthday is in September, but more importantly, he turned 60 in 2021. Also, no one, not even her dad, posted ANYTHING to suggest it was for his birthday.

Sarah has always lied with ease but lately her exaggerations and episodes of Sezzy Time™ appear to be getting worse.

There was also speculation going in the last thread that she might be pregnant again, so adding it here just in case.
 
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If she actually is pregnant again so soon after birthing Mally, her vagina will LITERALLY fall out of her body. Her rush to get back to excercise after both F and M’s birth with her vaginal prolapse (and forgetting her insert she was meant to use while excercising) is so dangerous and damaging. It’s extremely worrying her desire for thinness (or another content baby) trumps the need for rest and gentleness to preserve her frickin’ downstairs… :(
 
sezzyscammer said:
If she actually is pregnant again so soon after birthing Mally, her vagina will LITERALLY fall out of her body. Her rush to get back to excercise after both F and M’s birth with her vaginal prolapse (and forgetting her insert she was meant to use while excercising) is so dangerous and damaging. It’s extremely worrying her desire for thinness (or another content baby) trumps the need for rest and gentleness to preserve her frickin’ downstairs… :(
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Personally I don't think she is. With how hard she's been exercising and how little proper food she eats I wouldn't be surprised if her period doesn't come back. I know it can still happen without a period but it's unlikely.

That said, something she said or did the other week made it cross my mind but I can't remember what it was. But the fact several others have also thought the same thing, perhaps there's something there. As usual time will tell.
 
Spanner14 said:
The instructors abs were INSANE
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Again speaking to how much of a fibber Sarah is. Editing herself to look like someone who’s job it is to workout. There’s a reason Sarah hasn’t had super ripped abs since the days she spent 3+ hours at the gym: because that’s what it takes for some people to maintain visible abs, and it’s just not sustainable for most people (even those with as much free time as Sarah) to do that long term.

Sarah just cannot accept that she naturally has a short, stocky framed and very normal and straight sized body, despite what she tells everyone about being sooooooo smmmoooolllll.
 
Sarah claims she’s a ‘dancer’. I’m surprised she couldn’t get her leg higher. She probably hated that the Pilates instructor could get her leg way higher.
 

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Sarah claims she’s a ‘dancer’. I’m surprised she couldn’t get her leg higher. She probably hated that the Pilates instructor could get her leg way higher.
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Lol yup! I posted this gem in the last thread - She lost form within like 2 reps. Sarah really has zero stamina for something that is not actually even a true HIIT class, and someone soooooo into fitness 😂😂😂
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Adding this in to illustrate. Man alive, sarah has got some seeeeerious issues.
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It’s that stupid leg position for me. The instructor is standing what appears pretty naturally and then we’ve got sez bot over there trying to pop a hip and trick us with her less existent thigh gap plus hyper extending her knees lateral
 
So she's lost labang. It seema like there's some definite shift with the tropeaka Collab too. Haven't heard her shill esmi or bohemiUM on Instagram in a while. Her book, active wear isn't out till next year. Their stupid podcast is either on a break or dead for good. So what else has she got?

She's literally dead online without her collabs. She has nothing original to share. Other than whinging about motherhood and shilling her ED books or Sunee, which is all she's done and look at how her social media has gone dark and dull 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

Something is really up. This isn't her usual programming. I bet @2xblended would know the deets. I'm so curious about the tea on all of this. She has never been dead-er online than lately. And I'm living for it.
 
Didn’t someone just say that she has no friends? Hey Sarah 👋🏻
Lets not go for coffe but pose all sweaty in the sauna because Im obsessed with being sweaty. Can you pretend we’re still friends for this pic? But you can be closer to the phone so you look bigger than me.
 

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Didn’t someone just say that she has no friends? Hey Sarah 👋🏻
Lets not go for coffe but pose all sweaty in the sauna because Im obsessed with being sweaty. Can you pretend we’re still friends for this pic? But you can be closer to the phone so you look bigger than me.
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Sarah’s never look balder, or more desperate.

Imagine this being your Mum, boss, sister or sisterwife 😬🫠
 
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