Sarahs Day #62 Dirty 30, flailing & conniving, watch my child’s cooking channel coz Sunee’s not thriving

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Just have to kick this off by commenting on the naked sleeping thing. It makes perfect sense to me:

Sarah wears no shoes outside but grotty shoes on furniture indoors;

She bundles up in sweat sets when she’s inside her heated house, but will take her (sick) infant outdoors in a thin growsuit during a weather event;

She screeches Christianity but then talks about having sex in front of her 3yo and that her life’s purpose is to be a “MILF”;

She’s everything intolerant, until she cracks and wants to eat pasta;

She’s toooooo busy to scratch her arse, yet is going to cafés and gyms multiple times a day and holidays at least 6 times per year;

She’s old, haggard, 30 and ungrateful in a smelly robe, but is sooooo content with this SeAsoN of LYfE..

The list goes on. Point being, of course she’s the prudish most frigid and deadass boring witch out there, so NaChURaLLY she has to make some pathetic attempt to be young and cool, sexy even, hence leg flashing and ‘oi sleep in the Nooooooode’ narrative.

You’re gross, Sarah. Bathe yourself and cover it up. Oh and Happy 60th
 
I noticed someone mentioned in the last thread about her not promoting Topeka as much, I had Noticed this too! Also feel like I never see her promoting her tit deodorant paste crap any more either? Is that something she even still has going on? Maybe these companies are not really interested in her any more/she’s lost contracts or something, and that’s why she’s not interested in promoting them now.
 
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Whats the biggest pair of pants I can find so that I look extra extra smoll in them? #dirtythirties
 
cumcustard said:
View attachment 1538923 qWhats the biggest pair of pants I can find so that I look extra extra smoll in them? #dirtythirties
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“Also Kunt make sure you make this one wayyy overcast you dog! I need my pinhead to be silhouetted enough that no one can see my bald patches and deflated lips in between jabs…”

Because nothing says SPRING and COOKING APP than a dimly lit shot of the Sez fawning over herself in some random room in her house…but obviously not in the kitchen guyyys, because how weird would that be for a cooking app 🌷🌼🤦🏼‍♀️
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annieray said:
Because nothing says SPRING and COOKING APP than a dimly lit shot of the Sez fawning over herself in some random room in her house…but obviously not in the kitchen guyyys, because how weird would that be for a cooking app 🌷🌼🤦🏼‍♀️
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I swear NONE of their campaigns for any of their clients make ANY sense anymore. I'll include their excuse of a crappy podcast in this. Every single thing she and they collectively do is nothing more than a vanity project that's unconsciously designed to inflate her ego and feed the giant vacuum inside of her, because she is too blind to realise it. And I cant believe some of it still flies with clients paying money for this? People deserve the tit they tolerate.
 
Eugh I hate that she shares a birthday with my daughter.
Who is ready for the yearly birthday reflection post? It happens every year and it’s hilarious.

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She didn’t do one last year because she was busy baiting a miscarriage. Flicking back to find that….wow a year ago she’d get 800+ comments per post. She’s lucky if she gets 100 now.

Boredom….waiting for my daughter to wake up for her FUN birthday!!
 
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Eugh I hate that she shares a birthday with my daughter.
Who is ready for the yearly birthday reflection post? It happens every year and it’s hilarious.

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She didn’t do one last year because she was busy baiting a miscarriage. Flicking back to find that….wow a year ago she’d get 800+ comments per post. She’s lucky if she gets 100 now.

Boredom….waiting for my daughter to wake up for her FUN birthday!!
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Ooopsie whoever sent the balloons done fucked up. Don’t they know Sarah doesn’t like pink DUH 🙄 😂

Happy Birthday to your daughter @WhiteFox! I’m sure even her dullest of days would top Sarah’s ‘Birthday extravaganza’, complete with (gasp) lunch and (woah) boxing…and…annnd…
Welp that’s it.
 
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Looks like her supposed 'bestie' didn't even bother attending Sezzzie's "birthday festivities".
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I honestly feeling like the the “birthday festivities” solely consisted of her going boxing. She (and anyone she would of hung out with) have posted nothing about said festivities. And we all know Sarahs life is so dull, if she does anything remotely exciting, she stories it right away.
 
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