I think we should get back to doing recaps so this is my first ever!
RECAP: The previous thread was a bit slower than others recently, taking us a week but that doesn't mean the Sez hasn't been busy causing controversy.
She started off with a posed gym wear photo. The caption on the post shamed those who don't "bounce back" as quickly as she has despite significantly different looking pictures appearing in her story minutes before with no thigh gap.
Sez's best frenemy Beth shared that she had a unmedicated water birth of a breech baby, this was possible only because God wanted to look after her vag. Still waiting for Sezbot's birth vlog ($$$
) to see if he gave Sez the same vag protection service.
Eyebrows were raised when in a bid to placate Fox he was given an iPad for his 3rd birthday. Bets to be placed as to when the addiction triggered tantrums will start.
Next up was another posed (and possibly edited) photo, this time in jeans!, that showed a different body to that at Fox's party. Fortunately for Sezbot this gathered extra exposure via the Instagram vs reality thread on Reddit.
An unwilling Fox was given a tradie themed birthday party including a must have for any 3 year old, an undisclosed sponsor. Fun was had by none but they did get one of their 5-a-day via the sneaky banana in the cake.
Not wanting to miss out Sez took her sick 2 week old baby to said birthday party.
The next day sick MKT stories ramp up with a full glam
photoshoot cuddle including make-up, jewellery and of course collar bone pop. Who knew that parties made sick babies worse?!
Glam wasn't wasted on
photoshoot cuddle as they also took sick MKT on car ride to look at waves.
MKT taken to hospital after Sez claiming he'd been refusing food for a few days, the stans weren't left without the Sez as manic stories ensued, including a "morning routine" from hospital which mainly focused on her skincare and not her sick baby.
At the moment Sezbot and MKT are still in hospital and I expect this thread will start with the discussion of more manic storying.