Okay y’all, I WAS GOING TO post a special recap specifically for what we just learned about Sarah’s baby BUT……….
I feel like we all wouldn’t wish that on anyone…not even Sarah…and I really don’t want to try to be funny and sarcastic about it and be rude or mean and make an inappropriate or insensitive joke. Because I probably would and end up upsetting someone lol I’m really immature and my humour is sometimes a bit dark and I really don’t want to offend anyone…because it is quite a serious topic...I really feel as though we have it covered in the thread and still will continue to do so, I’m going to be posting my original recap that has nothing to do with an abnormality……let’s all just a have a bit of a laugh yea ? Coz that’s what I like doing with these catch-ups.
Okay this recap is a little different again sorry folks !!! I like to switch it up every now and then, have a bit of fun with it you know?….hope you guys don’t mind!! Can someone send this to Sarah ?
Okay sooo a lil backstory first-I think that referring to her own nipples as “Raspberries of Steel” is by far the
funniest thing I’ve
ever heard
in my entire life which is why I always go on and on and on about it. And it was my fave thread aswell (go back and read it if you haven’t). I will continue the “raspberry steel” thing till the day I die. So…this song is called Raspberries.
I’ve also used a couple of your usernames just for rhymes, they don’t make sense it’s literally just a word to rhyme with. Sometimes I got stuck and needed a couple syllables so thanks for your contribution.
If I may ask, I’d like you all to open Spotify or Apple Music or good old fashioned YouTube, anything that plays music on your devices before continuing on this catch-up. If you could please type in “Without Me by Eminem” and listen along to this song while you read to get the full effect. Turn it up !!
Sarah’s Day Recap by Shaaanxosucks aka Rap Goddess.
I apologize in advance…I’m so so sorry. I had waay too much fun with this.
Two cashed up bogans go round without masks round without masks round without masks
Two cashed up bogans go round without masks round without masks round without masks
Guess who’s preggers ?
Preggers again
Sarah’s preggers
Tell a friend 🗣
Guess who’s preggers, guess who’s preggers,
Guess who’s preggers, guess who’s preggers,
Guess who’s preggers, guess who’s preggers, guess who’s preggers
We’ve created a monster
Coz nobody wants to see Kurt no more they want Sarah. Damn he’s triggered
Well if you want Sarah, this is what I’ll give ya
A little bit of greed mixed with somethin’ real bitter
Some WhiteFox that’ll rip in half quicker
Then some tank tops low in stock that is costing
Gets mad at fox when he’s not co-operating
@Sarahnfocks she’s gonna have a restock and collaborating
You waited this long, she’s still complaining
Coz she’s a
twit and only shags when she’s ovulating
I know that you got a job
@MrsHaydos
But your brotherhusbands narc problems complicating
So the bestie queen won’t let us be
She’s all ’me me me’ so we’ll disagree
They try to shut us down on instastory
Listen up sissy it’s #justiceforabby
So, come on let’s dip,
@peanutbuttersticks
duck that! Fillers in lips, breastfeeding steel tits
And get ready, coz this shits about to get heavy
We’re starting a new lawsuit,
duck you Sezzy!
Now recaps are the job for me
Can someone please, spill the tea?
Coz we love a little conspiracy
About Sarah and her raspberries
I said recaps are the job for me
Can someone please, spill the tea?
Coz we love a little conspiracy
About Sarah and her
@Steel Raspberries
Low views, don’t get it confused
She’s using you! What is she supposed to do for YouTube?
They start feelin like nothing she says is true
Till someone comes along in her comments and yells
witch 🗣
A dictionary, her influence is scary
Let’s start a revolution! Child-proofin’ the stairways
A rebel, so let me just revel and bask
In the fact that she’s got everyone kissin’ her ass
And it’s a disaster, such a catastrophe
The best thread on tattle, this is a task? I do it for free!
Sarah’s preggers
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Finna involved in some more internet dramalama again and a hidden agenda, sunburn her skin like a sinner
The center of attention can someone just pick her?
It’s interesting, Bestie start addressing and confessing instead of just always suppressing
♀
Testing, attention please
Feel the tension, coz
@HeNeverWatchesTV
Sorry Sezzy there’s no gluten free
A nuisance, who’s spent? You sent for me?
Now recaps are the job for me
Can someone please, spill the tea?
Coz we love a little conspiracy
About Sarah and her raspberries
I said recaps are the job for me
Can someone please, spill the tea?
Coz we love a little conspiracy
About Sarah and her
@Steel Raspberries
At Tittle Tattle we go tit for tat with
Everybody here’s talkin’ this
tit that
tit
Family matters DeLiCaTe
A bit dramatic she’s very problematic skimming through her stories can be traumatic
And @Nodi ? Pslam of the day, she’s holy
You 36 year old baldinghead hag blow me
You don’t know me you’re too old let go it’s over
Nobody wants your smoothies Heck no
Now let’s go, just gimme the signal
I’ll be there with a whole list of full of new insults
A big nope, influential and judgmental
It’s essential her stans always assemble
But sometimes the
tit just seems
Everybody only wants to discuss tea
So this must mean she’s disgusting
It’s not just me she’s just obscene
No she’s not the first queen on controversy
She is the worst thing since restrictive eating
@PinkTuna grew sick of her selfishly
And used fans to get herself wealthy
There’s a concept
@sissywerk
Twenty million other Sarah copycats emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
This threads the best, can guarantee
Now recaps are the job for me
Can someone please, spill the tea?
Coz we love a little conspiracy
About Sarah and her raspberries
I said this looks like a job for tattle
So everybody just follow like cattle
Coz we’re about to go into battle
Her stans are deluded and that is factual ✔
KIDS!
Mic drop
Cancelled
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