Sarah’s Day #27 fake reviews for Sunee, grabbin all your munee, integrity down the dunee

[ScummyScuz]

Thank you @Nodi504 for this title! There were so many great contenders for the new title this time around and this one won by a very close margin.

It's been a hectic few weeks in Scuzzee land, between scamming Funee IG followers into trying to win a goodie bag of gifted items by posting a 5star review on app stores (whether they're subscribed users or not!), and then "pausing" the contest when a whole lot of people reported them to the ACCC, to conveniently never mentioning it again, to dropping so many pregnancy hints (don't ask her if she's pregnant, even though she mentions it at least once every day), pretending to spend time and hold herself accountable to growing out her wAvY hair (and still having it slicked straight every single day -- wooh, tiring!), to finally building up the hype on yet another upcoming activewear drop which is -- no prizes for guessing -- also "inspired" (read: plagiarised) and boring. Wooh, all this with so many muMM days and tantrums and balancing life between four business and working out and what not.

We did get some frequent vlogs lately, but they were inordinately boring. A bland, rigged ripp off of the "expensive taste test" where Scuz proved she's a cheapshit. A random hodgepodge day-in-the-life video that was about really nothing at all but shilling a giveaway in a first time ever WF sale. And finally a curly hair update that was sponsored by oodie (go figure!) and featured the second time she was actually curly, since mentioning wanting to go full on CGM some 4 weeks ago. Focks wins major points for being utterly cute and honestly the only reason her videos are somewhat watchable. Unfortunately, she exploits that to the max.

@MrsHaydos did a fantastic, and ongoing, daily update. We anticipated, scuzz delivered.
Another week in Sezzy Land. Durt is away this week so Focks is stuck with Sarah and her Mum as sole carer.

Monday: Complained that she didnt feel like working out too hard. Went to garage did some jump squats and decided "not today' so instead we did some "PulSeS" on the reformer. Really this was an excuse to give the stans a sNeAk pEaK of the new beige cheap peace she will be launching soon.

Tuesday: Saaahhh doesnt feel like working out as she is very tired. So Suzz is going to go to the gym at 9am on a Tuesday anyways. Who needs to go do some work after a long weekend anyways?

Wednesday: Today Suzzy was pleased because Focks was acting happy just like he was told too. A big treat for the Stans today was some more sNeAk PeAks of her upcoming sweat shop clothing drop. This time she seems to have copied designed pieces the same as Lorna Jane. To top off the day we have Durt home caring and loving Focks in another undisclosed add for Oodie.

Thursday: ... the joys are yet to unfold

Friday: ... the joys are yet to unfold

Saturday: ... the joys are yet to unfold

Sunday: ... the joys are yet to unfold

 

[rainbowsucculent]

I’m testing how long it will take for Sarah to block me just from responding to all of the negative sides of her Insta polls… I’ll be sure to let you know when it happens

 

[niccidb]

Imagine having to bone this spotty purple turd.

 

[Luna997]

I’m testing how long it will take for Sarah to block me just from responding to all of the negative sides of her Insta polls… I’ll be sure to let you know when it happens

I did this same thing. I’ll wait.

 

[Spicy_bananas]

I'm sorry, but I really didn't want to hear about Kurtzy "wearing out his winter willie" while away on his super-exciting weekend

Am I the only one who doesn't understand what that means?

 

[Mv_2102]

Am I the only one who doesn't understand what that means?

My guess is it’s meant to say “wearing out his winter wellies” as in Wellington gum boots

 

[Lloret]

There's nothing wrong with bald men, my husband is getting bald, but honestly, I have to recognize I don't like it. I'd love him to get old without losing any hair.
Surely Sarah doesn't like it either. And we all know she's superficial. Do you think she'll make him do the hair implants?

 

[Spanner14]

There's nothing wrong with bald men, my husband is getting bald, but honestly, I have to recognize I don't like it. I'd love him to get old without losing any hair.
Surely Sarah doesn't like it either. And we all know she's superficial. Do you think she'll make him do the hair implants?

How old is he?
I was going to say you can get good drugs/cream to prevent early hairloss but then realised that that probably is #holistic
Maybe she'll gift him a hair transplant like she did with the veneers

 

[ScummyScuz]

Absolutely nothing wrong with balding, or balding early even. I don't want to contribute to shame around that because there are many reasons why people bald prematurely. But balding alongside getting pale, gaunt, skinny and looking overall like you've rapidly aged and become super unhealthy is worrisome. Especially because they both display these rapid changes in the last two years. Theyve all but lost the colour in their faces and the spark in their eyes. They look positively drained and unwell.

I wouldnt have an opinion on this if they didnt put on display all the time how busy they are, how high their stress levels are between work and being parents, and how completely skewed their sense of balance and wellness is. The lack of balance is out on display literally every single day. As an observer, it's hard not to connect the dots and see that this is an outcome of an unsustainable lifestyle, bad choices in the name of "health" and just unwillingness to step back from the money machine.

Their family and the friends they claim to have should see this and express concern if they know these two and their questionable lifestyles at all. That's the piece that baffles me.

 

[Furggle]

Am I the only one who doesn't understand what that means?

Sorry if my sense of humour is a bit confusing...I was just using his poor spelling and hinting at his wearing out his "winter willie" being him doing a lot of bonking (ie sex) with his small (ie shrunken from the cold) dick (ie penis)! Hope that's cleared it up for you!

 

[peridoe]

A "friend" reminded her she hasn't filmed the sit down chat wedding vlog yet. Sure Sez. Sure you didn't just read our list of promised vlogs you never delivered.

Going back to her looking after Fox, if Kurt came back this afternoon she seriously wasn't alone with Fox for more than a few hours. She had help every day. Girl has no business complaining.

I will say it's a good thing they are now trying to get Fox into a creche. He's going to need to get used to socialising with kids his age when he starts school and the longer they isolate him the more messed up that poor kid will be. Although, does her gym actually have proper creche facilities? Or is it like the pilates studio where a staff member just minded him during her session?

That reminds me, I wonder what happened to her partnership with that pilates studio? She hasn't filmed herself there for a very long time

 

[nomaddie]

How old is he?
I was going to say you can get good drugs/cream to prevent early hairloss but then realised that that probably is #holistic
Maybe she'll gift him a hair transplant like she did with the veneers

my partner started losing his hair in his early twenties and expressed being insecure about it. we got him on a medication and prescribed hair loss treatment and it’s done wonders! it’s pretty low effort and helps his self esteem a lot. the key, though, was starting when only a bit of loss was occurring. I honestly think Kurt is too far past that point, as there’s not a whole lot to save.

 

[ScummyScuz]

Poor kid. Honestly, I feel so, so, so bad for him. While this looks fresh and healthy, it looks bland and unappetising. Burger? Without bread. Chips, but its brussel sprouts chips. Chopped up steamed/roasted pumpkin and raw avo that looks unseasoned. A tiny sprinkling of raisins and seeds. Where are the carbs, where is the protein?? This will disappear in no time inside of a kid as energetic as Focks.

She probz posted this as a weird #mumgoals flex, but this honestly made me really sad to see.

 

[Spindrifter]

Can my Australian tatters tell me precisely how close the mouse plague to Scuzzys insta house?
I recall a rat in their pool pre Reno and it really looks close on the map so is it likely they may see increased activity? It appears as if they are coming straight for her.
I think they can smell grub lyfe and Scuzzys multiple-day yoga pants a mile away.

 

[pie7]

Can my Australian tatters tell me precisely how close the mouse plague to Scuzzys insta house?
I recall a rat in their pool pre Reno and it really looks close on the map so is it likely they may see increased activity? It appears as if they are coming straight for her.
I think they can smell grub lyfe and Scuzzys multiple-day yoga pants a mile away.
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As a Canadian I have no idea what this is but thank you for sharing, this tit is why I love this thread bahahahahahahaha

 

[ashernz]

Poor kid. Honestly, I feel so, so, so bad for him. While this looks fresh and healthy, it looks bland and unappetising. Burger? Without bread. Chips, but its brussel sprouts chips. Chopped up steamed/roasted pumpkin and raw avo that looks unseasoned. A tiny sprinkling of raisins and seeds. Where are the carbs, where is the protein?? This will disappear in no time inside of a kid as energetic as Focks.

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She probz posted this as a weird #mumgoals flex, but this honestly made me really sad to see.

Don’t be worried. I bet Sarah’s Mum makes Fox a marmite sandwich as soon as Sarah leaves.

 

[Nodi504]

Don’t be worried. I bet Sarah’s Mum makes Fox a marmite sandwich as soon as Sarah leaves.

I hope she does. Focks deserves to eat vegemite sandwiches and grilled cheese with regular WHITE bread, lollies, zooper doopers, timtams sausage rolls and meat-pies every once in a while like your typical Aussie kids, not some boujee vege-hemp burgers that probably taste like tit. I remember her being oblivious when asked if she would ever let him eat the way she used to when she was younger, apparently she doesn’t see any difference and is not missing out on anything. Sarah, this is what he’s missing out on, fun and actually tasty foods, not to mention your version of what is ‘healthy’ is extremely skewed.

 

[mistydeedee]

Can my Australian tatters tell me precisely how close the mouse plague to Scuzzys insta house?
I recall a rat in their pool pre Reno and it really looks close on the map so is it likely they may see increased activity? It appears as if they are coming straight for her.
I think they can smell grub lyfe and Scuzzys multiple-day yoga pants a mile away.
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Mouse plague isn’t in Sydney yet. They’re saying it’s on the way, but it hasn’t hit the outskirts of Sydney (like Blue Mountains) and Sarah lives right on the coast.

that doesn’t mean we don’t get mice and rats here, but the plague is something completely different to your usual mouse problem according to my rural farm living friends

Poor kid. Honestly, I feel so, so, so bad for him. While this looks fresh and healthy, it looks bland and unappetising. Burger? Without bread. Chips, but its brussel sprouts chips. Chopped up steamed/roasted pumpkin and raw avo that looks unseasoned. A tiny sprinkling of raisins and seeds. Where are the carbs, where is the protein?? This will disappear in no time inside of a kid as energetic as Focks.

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She probz posted this as a weird #mumgoals flex, but this honestly made me really sad to see.

my toddler is the same age and we follow a dietitian method for lunch boxes:
3 colours (fruits and veg)
2 grains
1 strength food (protein)
So yes this lunchbox is lacking grains, but actually it’s not the worst lunchbox I’ve ever seen. My toddler would smash this plus snacks. I’m assuming grandparents would feed him snacks as well.

link to lunch box guide is here if anyone curious :https://www.foost.com.au/lunchbox-easy-as-123-go-to-work-or-school/

 

[Thejesuslizard]

A "friend" reminded her she hasn't filmed the sit down chat wedding vlog yet. Sure Sez. Sure you didn't just read our list of promised vlogs you never delivered.

was the brief for this photo ‘everyone do your best Sarah impersonation’ hence the open mouths? Madi and the other girl on the right look terriblyuncomfortable and unnatural with their Sarah horse mouth pose

also just an observation, I’m surprised only Sarah and Tahlia are teeny tiny fragile XS human beings in her bridal party. If I were any of the other girls, even Tanika, Sarah’s orthorexic/ED life would make me feel judged and like tit. I feel like someone else has pointed this out before, but I’m honestly shocked Sarah isn’t more shallow and has diverse sized friends (not that she features them in any of her photoshoots unless it’s the token ‘plus size’ girl, or POC when she’s been called out). Although, part of me thinks it probably makes her feel better and like there’s less competition to be the teeniest sissy.

 

[peridoe]

Although, part of me thinks it probably makes her feel better and like there’s less competition to be the teeniest sissy.

I think that's exactly it. She has to be the best at everything, including being the skinniest person in her group. She probably feels superior because she's the fit one, the "healthy" one, the ripped with abs one. No way could her ego cope with friends skinnier than her.