Sallie Axl #41 Mulger jeans & Loubs galore, she’s still an absent mum & bore

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Shout out to @HmmmReally for the title - had to change "bleep" to something more PG :ROFLMAO:

Few highlights from the last thread:
  • The "sugar daddy" Paul
  • Sausage lips are still fit to burst
  • None of her holidays went ahead
  • Still driving the Rent a Range
  • She's started a podcast which I'm very sure she'll stick with and it won't be shite at all
  • Mugler jeans made an appearance (100% real and not Aliexpress knockoffs)
  • She got a company in to decorate her Christmas tree, complete with a satin intestine
  • Went out in some holey jumpsuit which she then sold (but she earns £17k a month)
  • "Skin is looking amazing" despite a diet of eggs and sniff
  • She still stinks
@Camelandchicken1 has written up a lovely bio for r Val which I think sums her up perfectly:

Absent mother ✂
Coke head ❄
Brass 🕳 🍆

Last thread: https://tattle.life/threads/sallie-...ng-your-coke-all-over-the-place.24437/page-51
 

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Sir John Elton said:
Isn’t she a bad scruff , all that clobber just lashed on the flooor scrunched up. Bet is smells like between an ald mans crusty toes. Not even folded ? Bet it’s been lashed in bin bags and put in one of the other rooms in her sprawling manor the big melted welly face.
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And it looks like her mum is sat on the floor sorting it all out?! I'm sure she has enough to do at home looking after sal's kids!
My mum would throw it back in my face and tell me to hang it up myself! She's such a lazy cow!
 
Sugar daddy stuff - someone claimed "John from Liverpool" (it could be anyone lmao) was her new sugar daddy https://tattle.life/threads/sallie-...ur-coke-all-over-the-place.24437/post-7198741

Then said Paul Walker was her previous sugar daddy but dumped her coz he got engaged.

HOWEVER Val is a haggard beast (but "skin is amazing") so I doubt any sugar daddy would want to associate themselves with her. She doesn't have a pot to piss in. I mean she's known for squirting over the fire escape so its pretty accurate :ROFLMAO:
 
Oh girls , it’s podcast Monday is it not ?

HmmmReally said:
She’s defo had someone there as she’s been cooking for 2. Wonder if she’s gone to a new low and has had punters at hers
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Sorry if I was paying for sex and they whipped out a plant based burger , id be asking for a refund the bad biff. Bet she nicked them from the McColls on Tuebrook under that big black coat she has.
 
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