Recap of the last thread which can be found
here
Sallie moved to Leeds into an apartment she apparently owns, the tv is hung up on the floor and we’re all so jealous.
She gets steaming and has a lesbian romp in the middle of the night with her mate/lash tech Terri, whilst only having one fag left between them it manages to last the night. Stories are deleted in the morning and Terri escorts Sal to the bus station - where’s her 20 plate range?
Sal moves to Dubai to be a boss babe estate agent. We never get to see her amazing apartment but she managed to blag her way onto one of Layton Migas boat parties to do a sketch from Kevin and Perry.
Sal spends time with her friend/lover/pimp @onlyarfans and let’s his little dog piss on her and lick the inside of her mouth, just a taste of what’s to come later
he lets Sal kip in his spare room and buys her loubs circa towie 2012. They unfollow then refollow each other.
Sal continues to mine sweep drinks and gate crash parties. She hasn’t a true friend in site out in Dubai.
Sal gets absolutely wrecked and calls Becca Edwards out on sleeping with her man (Ged) who’s not her man but her ex that she stabbed in a coke fuelled rage in front of their toddler the published a book about the domestic violence he subjected her to. Link to rant 1:
Sal then went on to call Jem Lucy out on being a side chick and some ramblings about her baby daddy being in a relationship with another women but her baby (Jems) isn’t actually the baby daddy. Becca and Jem remain silent. Our Sal wakes up on a come down and deletes the stories but it can all be found on the last thread.
For new comers:
Sallie has 2 daughters by her ex husband (James) and ex partner (Gerard/Ged). They live with Sallies mum but occasionally she’ll visit (supervised) and spoil them with knock offs designer gear and pimped up ponies to play mother of the year, she’ll then
duck off on a bender for another month. We don’t know if Sallie has lost custody of the children or she has simply given up on being a parent to live her boss babe life style.
Sorry if I’ve missed anything or for any errors, I’m only on coffee no 1 of the day! Feel free to add