DipsyDoodle
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Thanks to @Lucyinthesky88 for the excellent thread title!
Last thread recap:
- Rachaele Hambleton is a bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- Joshua Marshall was dismissed without notice from Devon and Cornwall Police for improperly accessing the police database, and using a false identity to contact members of the public
- proving once again that she really will advertise any old shite, Ratfuck did an ad for a super lush toothbrush, as if anyone would take dental hygiene advice from her and her massive, flared, yellow chompers
- ooh a lovely day out to a farm with Salad Fingers and family, only Wilbert and Lula were the golden children allowed to go though. Wilberforce showed himself up as the spoilt child of parent who don't dare to tell him "no" any time, loudly saying that he didn't want his little friend to hold the pig. Later he was crying about having to stop holding the pig, and Sloshy (looking resplendent in an anorak and condom hat combo) said "shall we get a pig at home"? Tell me you'll do anything to avoid a tantrum from your spoilt child, without telling me..
- with Halloween coming up, anyone who wants to dress up as Bad Taste Barbie needs to join the PatreCON where Ratshit's flogging her old clothes. Highlights include an unworn top, with the tag showing the price of £163, the pink cowboy boots Sloshy bought her, which she reckons have been"worn once" but have definitely been around the block several times, and some ugly unworn sandals (Amazing Technicolour Clip Clops) which were a steal brand new at £360
- Ratfuck and Anorak Alan headed off to London on the train (only for the day, clearly they were unable to get a babysitter babysitter). She put up a q&a box, which didn't reveal anything interesting. Bratsy is back at home before she goes off travelling, Ratshit said that she'd made up with Lula and Edie despite having said the most unforgivable, hurtful things to them (even though last week it was Ratchet herself who had allegedly been on the receiving end of the horrible, terrible things).
- as if she wasn't scraping the barrel for podcast guests, she had Sloshy in again, saying that he felt rejected because nobody ate the stew he cooked.
- Bratsy was finally leaving to go off on her travels, Lula jumped into the car in her in dressing gown, leaving her friend who had stayed over in the house. Of course there had to be a drama when Betsy said she'd had no ticket or confirmation email, why can none of Raq's offspring manage to leave the country without some duck up or other?
- a vomit-inducing card from Bratsy, which mentioned Rabid's traumatic childhood etc etc
of course this deeply personal card was shared on the grid
- Rancid went off shopping with some Insta friend, and filmed herself stuck in a dress in the changing rooms. Awww bubs, just because you SAY you're a teeny tiny size 8, doesn't mean you actually are
- Rashflaps shared her "haul" of Wilbert's new clothes for winter, which Sloshy complained were all too big, and then she showed off a load of shite she'd bought in Totnes, including some wine glasses for the red wine that she doesn't drink because she hates the taste
- while all this was going on, the girl from next door was over to play with Wilby, who was inexplicably carrying a maggot around in his hand
- despite having 2 parents who don't work in proper jobs, young Wilberforce (who is level 529274637 autistic and absolutely cannot cope with any changes to his rigid routine) was put into holiday club over half term, because Slosh and Wrecks were SO BUSY with an ill-timed REBL drop to get packed and sent. Not that she could have chosen this for a different week so she could spend the half term with her beloved children, or anything....
- yet again the gruesome twosome were "not talking" because Joyce found one of the guinea pigs dead in the garden, and apparently saying "the guinea pig is dead" over a cup of tea isn't sensitive enough for animal lover Ratchet.
- now the Patreon Saint wants to set up a support group at the centre for teenage girls who are neuro diverse. Yet another thing she shouldn't be meddling in.
- Edie got a detention for giving someone the finger, she said she's not going because "he did it first". Rabies seems to be proud that within her first term at secondary school she's already getting into trouble.
- Seb was begging for money yet again, despite apparently earning £2k a month, so has been doing chores to earn it (even though we all know that if one of the children who was created in Rawhide's magical uteruse wanted money, they would just get it given to them)
- on PatreCON, Racket was laughing about the kids and Linda finding their sex toys she asked Linda if she'd seen them and Linda told her she had, along with all the lube Linda mate - whatever she's paying you, it isn't enough
- while Bratsy's off travelling, her boyfriend is staying at the murder mansion, for reasons that are unclear
- instead of sitting in the quiet of her bedroom, or even using one of the multiple desks in the second lounge, Lula was revising for her mock exams in the kitchen. Sloshy was "helping" by testing her, while Reacharound filmed and snorted as usual
- Bratsy's boyfriend is apparently being amazing with Wilbert, playing Minecraft all day with him. Ah so THAT'S why he's staying, he'll be Wilby's next babysitter
- Bratsy made a comment on a now deleted Instagram post, accusing an ex boss of sexual harassment when she was 16. Racket knew and did nothing at the time, instead making sure she had saved screenshots and telling her PatreCON huns about it. Safeguarding? Never heard of her, mate!
- Rabies was off to a friend's wedding, of course it was a bestest bestie who loves her babies like they're her own blah blah blah. For a change she wore a dress that didn't have her tiny A cups on display. Unfortunately she managed to pick up the worst food poisoning that anyone's ever had, and she shat herself in the car on the way home. Course you did Rack.
- she's clearly not sold enough tickets to the Christmas grotto event, as she's put on a last minute raffle to raise some more cash (probably to pay for Edie's ridiculous Christmas list)
- despite not giving a tit about the animals, and Joyce wishing the dogs dead, they're getting a new dog
- Sloshy took Lula to visit a college, which she coped just fine with despite being autistic and not able to cope with going to school
- over on PatreCON, Ratchet filmed herself crying and complaining about still having the shits. She said doesn't know how people go through long bouts of treatment, and she wishes one of the kids was poorly so she'd have someone with her to talk to (as Joyce had gone gym). Boo hoo
If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
Last thread recap:
- Rachaele Hambleton is a bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- Joshua Marshall was dismissed without notice from Devon and Cornwall Police for improperly accessing the police database, and using a false identity to contact members of the public
- proving once again that she really will advertise any old shite, Ratfuck did an ad for a super lush toothbrush, as if anyone would take dental hygiene advice from her and her massive, flared, yellow chompers
- ooh a lovely day out to a farm with Salad Fingers and family, only Wilbert and Lula were the golden children allowed to go though. Wilberforce showed himself up as the spoilt child of parent who don't dare to tell him "no" any time, loudly saying that he didn't want his little friend to hold the pig. Later he was crying about having to stop holding the pig, and Sloshy (looking resplendent in an anorak and condom hat combo) said "shall we get a pig at home"? Tell me you'll do anything to avoid a tantrum from your spoilt child, without telling me..
- with Halloween coming up, anyone who wants to dress up as Bad Taste Barbie needs to join the PatreCON where Ratshit's flogging her old clothes. Highlights include an unworn top, with the tag showing the price of £163, the pink cowboy boots Sloshy bought her, which she reckons have been"worn once" but have definitely been around the block several times, and some ugly unworn sandals (Amazing Technicolour Clip Clops) which were a steal brand new at £360
- Ratfuck and Anorak Alan headed off to London on the train (only for the day, clearly they were unable to get a babysitter babysitter). She put up a q&a box, which didn't reveal anything interesting. Bratsy is back at home before she goes off travelling, Ratshit said that she'd made up with Lula and Edie despite having said the most unforgivable, hurtful things to them (even though last week it was Ratchet herself who had allegedly been on the receiving end of the horrible, terrible things).
- as if she wasn't scraping the barrel for podcast guests, she had Sloshy in again, saying that he felt rejected because nobody ate the stew he cooked.
- Bratsy was finally leaving to go off on her travels, Lula jumped into the car in her in dressing gown, leaving her friend who had stayed over in the house. Of course there had to be a drama when Betsy said she'd had no ticket or confirmation email, why can none of Raq's offspring manage to leave the country without some duck up or other?
- a vomit-inducing card from Bratsy, which mentioned Rabid's traumatic childhood etc etc
of course this deeply personal card was shared on the grid- Rancid went off shopping with some Insta friend, and filmed herself stuck in a dress in the changing rooms. Awww bubs, just because you SAY you're a teeny tiny size 8, doesn't mean you actually are
- Rashflaps shared her "haul" of Wilbert's new clothes for winter, which Sloshy complained were all too big, and then she showed off a load of shite she'd bought in Totnes, including some wine glasses for the red wine that she doesn't drink because she hates the taste
- while all this was going on, the girl from next door was over to play with Wilby, who was inexplicably carrying a maggot around in his hand
- despite having 2 parents who don't work in proper jobs, young Wilberforce (who is level 529274637 autistic and absolutely cannot cope with any changes to his rigid routine) was put into holiday club over half term, because Slosh and Wrecks were SO BUSY with an ill-timed REBL drop to get packed and sent. Not that she could have chosen this for a different week so she could spend the half term with her beloved children, or anything....
- yet again the gruesome twosome were "not talking" because Joyce found one of the guinea pigs dead in the garden, and apparently saying "the guinea pig is dead" over a cup of tea isn't sensitive enough for animal lover Ratchet.
- now the Patreon Saint wants to set up a support group at the centre for teenage girls who are neuro diverse. Yet another thing she shouldn't be meddling in.
- Edie got a detention for giving someone the finger, she said she's not going because "he did it first". Rabies seems to be proud that within her first term at secondary school she's already getting into trouble.
- Seb was begging for money yet again, despite apparently earning £2k a month, so has been doing chores to earn it (even though we all know that if one of the children who was created in Rawhide's magical uteruse wanted money, they would just get it given to them)
- on PatreCON, Racket was laughing about the kids and Linda finding their sex toys
she asked Linda if she'd seen them and Linda told her she had, along with all the lube Linda mate - whatever she's paying you, it isn't enough- while Bratsy's off travelling, her boyfriend is staying at the murder mansion, for reasons that are unclear
- instead of sitting in the quiet of her bedroom, or even using one of the multiple desks in the second lounge, Lula was revising for her mock exams in the kitchen. Sloshy was "helping" by testing her, while Reacharound filmed and snorted as usual
- Bratsy's boyfriend is apparently being amazing with Wilbert, playing Minecraft all day with him. Ah so THAT'S why he's staying, he'll be Wilby's next babysitter
- Bratsy made a comment on a now deleted Instagram post, accusing an ex boss of sexual harassment when she was 16. Racket knew and did nothing at the time, instead making sure she had saved screenshots and telling her PatreCON huns about it. Safeguarding? Never heard of her, mate!
- Rabies was off to a friend's wedding, of course it was a bestest bestie who loves her babies like they're her own blah blah blah. For a change she wore a dress that didn't have her tiny A cups on display. Unfortunately she managed to pick up the worst food poisoning that anyone's ever had, and she shat herself in the car on the way home. Course you did Rack.
- she's clearly not sold enough tickets to the Christmas grotto event, as she's put on a last minute raffle to raise some more cash (probably to pay for Edie's ridiculous Christmas list)
- despite not giving a tit about the animals, and Joyce wishing the dogs dead, they're getting a new dog
- Sloshy took Lula to visit a college, which she coped just fine with despite being autistic and not able to cope with going to school
- over on PatreCON, Ratchet filmed herself crying and complaining about still having the shits. She said doesn't know how people go through long bouts of treatment, and she wishes one of the kids was poorly so she'd have someone with her to talk to (as Joyce had gone gym). Boo hoo
If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
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who films themselves crying?! L and B aren’t very resilient and E is just plain rude!
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