Phillip Schofield #52 Keep that philthy man away

[Orphan_Black]

Well done @Dotty Merton , you've got another thread title win in the bag!


Phil is still mostly AWOL. He slithers into the Daily Mail's sidebar with the odd dinner out and apparently is supporting old Holly-W after she jacked in This Morning.

Will the gruesome twosome make a joint comeback? bleeping hope not.

 

[Serene Serena]

The return of Holly and Phil? Only on some freeview channel nobody watches.

 

[ItsDatCuw]

The return of Holly and Phil? Only on some freeview channel nobody watches.

Pholly: The Return

 

[Badirene]

Pholly Go Lightly; a documentary series in which our intrepid duo expose the slimming industry.

Frankie Goes To Phollywood; Frankie Detori join Pholly in a week long wellness retreat in the woods.

The possibilities never end really

 

[Orphan_Black]

The return of Holly and Phil? Only on some freeview channel nobody watches.

The heady heights of the shopping channels beckon them!

 

[Error404]

I've read this morning that CBB are trying to poach him to appear in the new series next year. I haven't watched the return of BB this year and I certainly won't be watching CBB

 

[Ambrosie]

I was at a hospital appointment earlier and the little charity shop there had this on sale for 10p. I wonder how many pages I will actually manage? I’m fascinated that he can write an autobiography but not mention his horrible lies. Suppose there would be double the amount of pages if his deceit was included.

 

[Serene Serena]

The heady heights of the shopping channels beckon them!

Selling quality polyester cruise wear and faux diamond jewellery?

 

[Badirene]

Selling quality polyester cruise wear and faux diamond jewellery?

Lies and slander! They are not faux diamonds, they are Cuban zirconia, the diamond from Cuba.

 

[VC10]

I was at a hospital appointment earlier and the little charity shop there had this on sale for 10p. I wonder how many pages I will actually manage? I’m fascinated that he can write an autobiography but not mention his horrible lies. Suppose there would be double the amount of pages if his deceit was included. View attachment 2519463 q

A face you would never tire of slapping.

 

[Nannyto2]

I was at a hospital appointment earlier and the little charity shop there had this on sale for 10p. I wonder how many pages I will actually manage? I’m fascinated that he can write an autobiography but not mention his horrible lies. Suppose there would be double the amount of pages if his deceit was included. View attachment 2519463 q

Geez there’s a

I was at a hospital appointment earlier and the little charity shop there had this on sale for 10p. I wonder how many pages I will actually manage? I’m fascinated that he can write an autobiography but not mention his horrible lies. Suppose there would be double the amount of pages if his deceit was included. View attachment 2519463 q

geez there’s a smug look of Saville there

 

[ItsDatCuw]

I was at a hospital appointment earlier and the little charity shop there had this on sale for 10p. I wonder how many pages I will actually manage? I’m fascinated that he can write an autobiography but not mention his horrible lies. Suppose there would be double the amount of pages if his deceit was included. View attachment 2519463 q

 

[Dotty Merton]

Well done @Dotty Merton , you've got another thread title win in the bag!
Will the gruesome twosome make a joint comeback? bleeping hope not.

Ohh, I thank you!

So I was walking past a joke shop the other day (I did take a pic for you all but it's late so you can wait) and there was a life sized cardboard cut out of Philthy in the window with a small child in fancy dress in front of him.

 

[HollyGolightly]

It's been confirmed that Matthew Lock took his own life, very sad...

https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dai...ook-life-high-ketamine-inquest-concludes.html

 

[Pulltheotherone]

Oh how sad. RIP Matthew.

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

Jesus, what a terrible bleeping waste, poor lad and his poor family.

 

[ginkypig]

That’s bleeping awful. Really just such a horrendous outcome

 

[Multi-21]

I saw a bit of This Morning earlier. Dermot was handing out food to all the crew and calling them by their names.
I wondered if it was a bit of a dig at Phil and Holly and the toxic atmosphere that was there with them. Dermot knows them all by name and made sure every person got a share of the food. Look we’re all friends here kind of thing

 

[Serene Serena]

Dermot is a genuinely nice man, according to my friend who’s worked with him on and off for the last 20 years.

 

[Chablis1]

Delicious irony. Rylan is presenting on next week’s This Morning.