Niomi Smart #88 Bye bye cock retreats and naughty Halloween orgies … hello museums and Dior parties

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LolitaBlah

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Good morning my fellow shadows of the night. Second thread post Lordon break up and life is just so good right now!
Even though they still didn't confirm, we can officially say that it's over, for now...

Nimbobs is back to the UK, with her mum and family, posting about aaaart and beauudiful museums and faaaavorite Dior bag and glittery gold shoes and parties with royals... I mean.. if you have been in a coma for the last 3 years and just woke up now.. nothing really changed and nothing really happened!

Exes news:
- Forky is forking a new female and she is beautiful. He is moving back to Dubai in January and is liking every single new post of Nimbobs.
- Lordon is still searching for intention, and liberation, and whatever tit he's smoking right now.. every time he speaks to a human being other than himself he posts about it on IG and makes it look like the BEST encounter EVEH! he is on his way home too..

Title by @SarahN with some modifications :love:
 
This is the real Niomi. Prancing around London at museums and coffee shops and yoga.

I would love it if she could stay totally single for a while, and get to know herself. But she'll want to lock down a rich guy, so she will never have to work again, and she can mingle in posher circles.

She will be at every Christmas party she can, hunting for a Joe clone.
 
I listened to a bit of Donkey's podcast. Didn't make it to his thoughts on US politics thank feck. But omg they both sounded like two thick stoners. His self obsession is off the charts. His 'learnings' 🤮
Did he ever expand on why he was 'traumatised' this year? I presume it's that things didn't always go his way rather than having been, for instance, in an accident, having to care for a terminally ill relative, been ill himself or actually having been through a traumatic event?
There was one bit where he said he cut off people who didn't serve him or make him shine. Their comments didn't raise him. He only kept people who were honest with him. Turns out the 'honest' people only told him how marvellous he was, the ones he dropped would tell him his ideas were tit or he'd got things wrong (or words to that effect). So much for valuing honesty.
I'm still baffled as to what he actually does apart from analysing himself and finding himself fascinating. He's made it into a job.
 
LolitaBlah said:
Good morning my fellow shadows of the night. Second thread post Lordon break up and life is just so good right now!
Even though they still didn't confirm, we can officially say that it's over, for now...

Nimbobs is back to the UK, with her mum and family, posting about aaaart and beauudiful museums and faaaavorite Dior bag and glittery gold shoes and parties with royals... I mean.. if you have been in a coma for the last 3 years and just woke up now.. nothing really changed and nothing really happened!

Exes news:
- Forky is forking a new female and she is beautiful. He is moving back to Dubai in January and is liking every single new post of Nimbobs.
- Lordon is still searching for intention, and liberation, and whatever tit he's smoking right now.. every time he speaks to a human being other than himself he posts about it on IG and makes it look like the BEST encounter EVEH! he is on his way home too..

Title by @SarahN with some modifications :love:
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Thanks @LolitaBlah for thread title and recap. Can't remember writing that 😂😂😂
 
How, just how, did Niomi spend over 2 years of her life with such a disgusting parasite?! 🤯 The fact that the comments have been limited on the promotional IG post for the podcast speaks volumes. What a pair of bellends. I can’t even hate listen. Well done to those who did, you must have stomaches made of steel.
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curiouscat106 said:
How, just how, did Niomi spend over 2 years of her life with such a disgusting parasite?! 🤯 The fact that the comments have been limited on the promotional IG post for the podcast speaks volumes. What a pair of bellends. I can’t even hate listen. Well done to those who did, you must have stomaches made of steel.
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Probably because they were a good match character-wise...
 
Lordon is a vile creature and a total dumbass too; it's really no surprise to learn that he's a Trump fan.

It says a lot about Niomi that that she dated him - and Trump fan Forky too. You are the company you keep and Niomi has spent a few years with this guy, all the while knowing about his problematic past and his beliefs. He's a disgusting creature and I don't know why any woman would want to associate with him.

So she seemingly doesn't have a problem with who he is, but I wonder if it finally occurred to her that she'd never have the life she wants with a guy who sits around doing shrooms all day? From what I've read here it seems to me he's gotten more into psychedelics lately (people are judging him for it etc) and maybe that and the fact that he really wants to stay in Bali where he can live his sordid little life, is what finally made her leave.

I feel sorry for whoever he targets next, I really do. I think she will be young and impressionable. I think he'll be like that guy Anth who he seems to idolise - he's in his mid-forties and abandoned his kid/s to go hang out in Bali, go to sex parties and date a woman in her early twenties.

Also, I don't know how you guys made it through almost two hours of Lordon on that podcast. I can't stand to listen to him at all. I can't even make it though those clips he posts on Instagram!
 
I don't give her the benefit of the doubt.

Even if he was controlling (and fwiw my view is that he wasn't coercively controlling her - but that's just my own irrelevant personal view), she STILL had time right at the start to do her due diligence on this guy.

What she'd have found would have been enough to run and never look back. I do get that once you're in love, it's harder to leave - but that's why you use the internet and all its wonders to try to find out stuff about random men you meet! Come on - it's just basic security for women these days.

I think she has a rubbish / non-existent personality, and that to stay with a man like him, she can't have been too repelled by his political and social views. At best, she's incredibly weak, and at worst, she actually agrees. I think it's a middle ground - she's apathetic in the way only privileged people can be, AND she's not clever or knowledgeable enough to really understand politics.
 
Going through “the learning” that is listening to Jamie’s recent podcast appearance and it keeps sounding to me like he did the dumping. He talks about not feeling a certain way in a relationship and choosing to bring it up to the other person and make the difficult decision to leave it in the past.

I hope Niomi does the podcast rounds after this. Even though he doesn’t mention her at all (so far) he certainly paints their relationship in a certain light.
 
melissab84 said:
Going through “the learning” that is listening to Jamie’s recent podcast appearance and it keeps sounding to me like he did the dumping. He talks about not feeling a certain way in a relationship and choosing to bring it up to the other person and make the difficult decision to leave it in the past.

I hope Niomi does the podcast rounds after this. Even though he doesn’t mention her at all (so far) he certainly paints their relationship in a certain light.
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he said that what he learned about relationships this year is that "you can be let go of, and that's just a part of life" = she dumped him
 
Interesting they’ve split up again and she’s back in London. I think the flouncing around at parties is her authentic self tbf, she is shallow and simple minded and that’s just who she is - better to accept that than waste more years pretending she’s into all this deep ‘wellness’ and thinking tit, and find someone aligned to what she actually wants. That being said I also predict a depressive crash when she has the same realisation and it occurs to her that right now she is further away from meeting the right guy than ever, has wasted loads more time on Lordon and a second failed engagement. Had she just focused on taking a year by herself truly healing instead of running away and getting engaged to this freak I really believe she would be probably engaged or married by now to some shiny rich London guy
 
melissab84 said:
Going through “the learning” that is listening to Jamie’s recent podcast appearance and it keeps sounding to me like he did the dumping. He talks about not feeling a certain way in a relationship and choosing to bring it up to the other person and make the difficult decision to leave it in the past.

I hope Niomi does the podcast rounds after this. Even though he doesn’t mention her at all (so far) he certainly paints their relationship in a certain light.
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I haven’t listened to the podcast (can’t stomach it) but I too hope Nims does a few of her own. In fact, I hope the each do multiple ones - Lordon may have not said anything specific this time, but the more they do the more they might give away until it turns into a full blown trashing contest.
I can’t imagine he did the dumping though - there’s just no way he’d let go of her, she was a cash cow to him and his meal ticket for life. He’s all over IG now, trying to secure his next sugar mama. Probably some airhead 20 year old from a wealthy family who’s going through a rebellious phase.
 
Thankyouforthemusic said:
Listened to a little of Jamie's podcast. He mentioned he is excited about Trump and Elon Musk coming in. And also said that he thinks Obama was disgusting
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Liking Trump is one thing, but calling another president who was not white disgusting? Sounds very racist. Also not very life coach like of him to call the former president of the U.S. disgusting.


wonder what is disgusting about Obama. That he is an educated person who has married the love of his life who is also another educated successful person or the fact that Obama was sitting Senator who knew politics before he ran for presidency.

so funny he doesn’t find multiple times married, 34 times convicted person who racially insults people and lies and have multiple SA against him not disgusting. Sounds very Jamie. Along with other icks, he is also racist af. Good riddance Niomi!
 
Another thing he said on the podcast by the way is that he is aware of his age - he is/will be 37 and he thought he would have had things figured out by now but he doesn’t. Probably referring to relationships but maybe also a Freudian slip admitting that his business is a joke?

I have never listened to him for such a long time in one go (30mins) and he really comes off as so unpleasant. He’s all love and happiness and hearts on Instagram but he basically didn’t say anything nice about other people on the podcast? Calling Obama disgusting??? Wtf? He just talked about himself - how people should be happy for him, how certain relationships weren’t serving him, how people have wasted his time, how people are judging him.

I cannot comprehend how someone can be so freaking self-centered. All he talks about is himself and how to look after himself. How can you have that attitude towards life and then be surprised that you can’t find a partner or be successful in your career? Self-care is important but real fulfilment comes from being a kind and generous person who shows up for other people. He is honestly disgusting.
 
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