Niomi Smart #86 The woman is having a never ending existential crisis

[Shutterbug99]

Thread title by @gmik8210 with thanks to @Callan for the thread title nomination.

Another thread, and Niomi is still wasting away in Bali with loser Lordon. Some Tattlers have suggested that the gruesome twosome may be on the rocks once again, with Niomi going on solo retreats while looking completely miserable and Lordon suddenly active on Instagram, as he tends to be when Niomi denies him access to her bank account.

Is another break-up on the cards? Time will tell!

Meanwhile Niomi will suggest that this is the happiest she's ever been, she's in the right place, on the right path etc. etc. Oh, and the food is delicious!

Anything else to add to the recap? Add it in comments!

 

[Callan]

Thank you for the new thread!

I was looking at the post from the last one and still laughing about the ChatGPT being in use and pinned to her taskbar as she's selling her Yoga class, and speaking of Yoga she taught 3 classes online and nothing this past Sunday, she usually gives up on the 4th thing whether its a podcast or Substack etc.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Thank you for the new thread!

I was looking at the post from the last one and still laughing about the ChatGPT being in use and pinned to her taskbar as she's selling her Yoga class, and speaking of Yoga she taught 3 classes online and nothing this past Sunday, she usually gives up on the 4th thing whether its a podcast or Substack etc.

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Wow was it three classes?
I genuinely thought it was two.
No wonder she needed to go on a retreat.

 

[Shutterbug99]

I also have an update on Lordon's ridiculous sex party. I think he must have figured out that I am not a 'Bali friend' and so I never got an invite. Oh well. I'll know better next time and will use a different email. I'm thinking ilovebalisexparties@gmail might do the trick!

 

[curiouscat106]

Ah thank you @Shutterbug99 for the new thread! We were definitely in need with Lordon’s upcoming Holloween Party this Friday
Also, that attached photo made cackle so loudly I woke my dog and set him off barking.

It’s funny how as soon as it was pointed out on here that she had Chat GPT was pinned to her task bar she stopped producing anything
And I must say, I love how hopeful everyone is right now about an impending breakup - praying to the moon that you’re right - but I’m just not seeing it this time around. She’s dug herself in too deep this time. She followed him back to Bali to live “his favourite way of life”. She agreed to the extended stay. She’s constantly posting about surrendering, not living life according to societal timelines, how her future is not going to fit the past version of herself….
On top of that, Lordon has her more isolated than ever before, not just from her friends this time, but her family too.

 

[Callan]

Wow was it three classes?
I genuinely thought it was two.
No wonder she needed to go on a retreat.

I had to double check, you made me question myself lol, yes its been 3

 

[Jelly Bean]

I also have an update on Lordon's ridiculous sex party. I think he must have figured out that I am not a 'Bali friend' and so I never got an invite. Oh well. I'll know better next time and will use a different email. I'm thinking ilovebalisexparties@gmail might do the trick!

I love the way everyone rightly assumes it is some sordid sex party. Well it obviously is. The women dressed as sexy witches or sexy Catwomen or sexy vampires
Lordon lurking in his fishnet top taking photos with his pencil peen aroused in his pleather lederhosen.

 

[frooshh]

I wonder if she’s waiting to get away from him again to break things off (round 2!). Again, this is just me being hopeful I still think it’s unlikely they’ll break up again. Although last time it seemed to come out of no where so you never know

 

[Elyezabeth]

I think the thing about facing your fears is that the second half of that growth process is getting to enjoy things with less/no fear. As a personal example, I do a lot of hiking and rock climbing. The rewarding part of facing my fears is that after a few trips where I'm nervous and uncertain, I gain confidence and skills and can now do those types of trips without fear. Niomi seems to have missed that concept and just has it in her head that being scared is good.

 

[Lionsden]

Ah thank you @Shutterbug99 for the new thread! We were definitely in need with Lordon’s upcoming Holloween Party this Friday
Also, that attached photo made cackle so loudly I woke my dog and set him off barking.

It’s funny how as soon as it was pointed out on here that she had Chat GPT was pinned to her task bar she stopped producing anything
And I must say, I love how hopeful everyone is right now about an impending breakup - praying to the moon that you’re right - but I’m just not seeing it this time around. She’s dug herself in too deep this time. She followed him back to Bali to live “his favourite way of life”. She agreed to the extended stay. She’s constantly posting about surrendering, not living life according to societal timelines, how her future is not going to fit the past version of herself….
On top of that, Lordon has her more isolated than ever before, not just from her friends this time, but her family too.

All I want for Christmas is a breakup.

 

[Rosie34567-2]

I think the thing about facing your fears is that the second half of that growth process is getting to enjoy things with less/no fear. As a personal example, I do a lot of hiking and rock climbing. The rewarding part of facing my fears is that after a few trips where I'm nervous and uncertain, I gain confidence and skills and can now do those types of trips without fear. Niomi seems to have missed that concept and just has it in her head that being scared is good.

That’s a good point.

She probably thinks being uncomfortable with Jamie and living an unstable life means he’s “challenging” her.

 

[cookehmonsta]

I’m really keeping my fingers crossed for a breakup. There are a few promising signs. Toothy hasn’t been this active on Instagram since they split last year. Both of their posts seems to be trying to prove they’re “happy” and hanging out with “incredible” people (that isn’t each other) and I feel like her latest grid post has been carefully curated to exclude her left hand.

I may be naive, but I have EVERYTHING crossed she’s finally seen the light

 

[formerly_sitkx]

Don’t hold out hope yall, I definitely think there’s the dreaded “star” on her ring finger

 

[Elyezabeth]

I think the ring is there but I still want to believe maybe we'll get another holiday breakup

 

[kittenseer]

A gentle reminder, Nims

 

[Nitfey]

Thread title by @gmik8210 with thanks to @Callan for the thread title nomination.

Another thread, and Niomi is still wasting away in Bali with loser Lordon. Some Tattlers have suggested that the gruesome twosome may be on the rocks once again, with Niomi going on solo retreats while looking completely miserable and Lordon suddenly active on Instagram, as he tends to be when Niomi denies him access to her bank account.

Is another break-up on the cards? Time will tell!

Meanwhile Niomi will suggest that this is the happiest she's ever been, she's in the right place, on the right path etc. etc. Oh, and the food is delicious!

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Anything else to add to the recap? Add it in comments!

In the name of the moon, the butterflies, 11:11 and universe, thank you for your beautchiful message ️

It is the most boring, dumbest and the most cringe and lazy era of hers...
Enough of that creepy worm ! Please FFS niomi. Wake the F up.

 

[gmik8210]

Thread title by @gmik8210 with thanks to @Callan for the thread title nomination.

Another thread, and Niomi is still wasting away in Bali with loser Lordon. Some Tattlers have suggested that the gruesome twosome may be on the rocks once again, with Niomi going on solo retreats while looking completely miserable and Lordon suddenly active on Instagram, as he tends to be when Niomi denies him access to her bank account.

Is another break-up on the cards? Time will tell!

Meanwhile Niomi will suggest that this is the happiest she's ever been, she's in the right place, on the right path etc. etc. Oh, and the food is delicious!

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Anything else to add to the recap? Add it in comments!

I am so chuffed gang! ☺

 

[Lionsden]

Are they liking each other's posts?

 

[Rosie34567-2]

She is looking rough in her latest instagram post SO Blissful...

Enough with the mandalas. I hate to break it to you Niomi, but Nati probably lied to your face. She thought of you for this retreat because of marketing...not because of your amateur doodles.

 

[Jibbles]

This hair needs some deep conditioning