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Thread suggestion with the most votes came from @shakenshake Congratulations you win a Tupperware container of unidentified slop fresh from Bev’s freezer.
Omg thank you, after a crap day at work (yes big Bev, I actually do work as well) this is a nice surprise. I’ll take the slop to uni and put under the microscopes. Could be corn beef ‘ash or it could be frozen cake from her and Dave’s shotgun wedding. The possibilities are endless.Thread suggestion with the most votes came from @shakenshake Congratulations you win a Tupperware container of unidentified slop fresh from Bev’s freezer.
She thinks she’s so funny doesn’t she…. “he’s in the cupboard” oh just shut your weird gob BevLove how rattled she gets by the ‘where’s grandpa Dave’ question. Her reply still makes no sense - how’s he walking Ted when he’s always there when she returns from the #nightshift - otherwise, he ‘sits in another room’? That’s just a bit…odd. I’m sure Dave is delighted to learn his loving wife doesn’t even want to see him after work. I’m sure she’s said he’s at work before - she just trips over her own lies.
She gets rattled cos she hates the fact that grandpa dave is of more interest lolLove how rattled she gets by the ‘where’s grandpa Dave’ question. Her reply still makes no sense - how’s he walking Ted when he’s always there when she returns from the #nightshift - otherwise, he ‘sits in another room’? That’s just a bit…odd. I’m sure Dave is delighted to learn his loving wife doesn’t even want to see him after work. I’m sure she’s said he’s at work before - she just trips over her own lies.
Its probably that age old idea of closing a door will prevent the spread of fire. Probably needed in that gaff, it’s a proper death trap with that oven.Does that poor dog spend all his time in the kitchen?
why does she have all her doors shut in her house? Opens her front door, then the kitchen, then the door to the stairs, then the bedroom.
She’s a strange individual
That pad on the mop was filthy before she even started!!Her cleanliness standards are vile, she needs to wash that white bee cushion, see the stain?!
and who mops BEFORE vacuuming?? No common sense whatsoever
Its probably that age old idea of closing a door will prevent the spread of fire. Probably needed in that gaff, it’s a proper death trap with that oven.
She’s bleeping unbelievable! She’s a legend??!!!Honest to god she needs a good slap or 2
A bleeping legend!!! Legend in her own lunchtime! How bloody much does she think of herself? She boils my piss! I think her fans are gonna change their tune reading her nasty replies, not such a sweet Nanna…Honest to god she needs a good slap or 2