Nanna Bea #11 Crusty Alcoholic Gremlin

[MissSaffy]

Well done @Mollydog for most liked thread suggestion and for @EvilJigglypuff for helping me find it! Now let’s see what delights Benners brings

 

[Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn]

A very brief recap -
instant porridge is bad but instant mash is the best thing ever

Bev still can’t believe the youth of today don’t know how to cook and despairs at what they are taught these days. She’s got a load of ready meals in for her 40+ year old son, who can’t cook.

We’re all still traumatised by the afternoon delight TikTok.

My photoshop skills are as good as Nanna’s cooking…

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

A very brief recap -
instant porridge is bad but instant mash is the best thing ever

Bev still can’t believe the youth of today don’t know how to cook and despairs at what they are taught these days. She’s got a load of ready meals in for her 40+ year old son, who can’t cook.

We’re all still traumatised by the afternoon delight TikTok.View attachment 1988343 q

My photoshop skills are as good as Nanna’s cooking…

It’s too early in the morning to be witness to this

In fact there would literally never be a good time to witness it

 

[Badgerbadgerbadger]

New here, but came to ask, is that brother alright? he looks like an extra from a zombie film

 

[MissSaffy]

New here, but came to ask, is that brother alright? he looks like an extra from a zombie film

They all share a brain cell. And have the same vacant look.

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

Each morning they do rock paper scissors to see whose turn it is for the brain cell

 

[MissSaffy]

Each morning they do rock paper scissors to see whose turn it is for the brain cell

Oh that’s it I’m bleeping gone

 

[Jojok69]

New here, but came to ask, is that brother alright? he looks like an extra from a zombie film

If you ordered John Cleese from wish....Kevs brother

 

[gigilouxx]

Don’t I thought the brother was cute

 

[Badgerbadgerbadger]

Don’t I thought the brother was cute

He seemed nice enough, he was just like on a 4 second delay

 

[commenter5241]

He seemed nice enough, he was just like on a 4 second delay

Tbf most of kev’s family are on a 4 second delay

 

[crazycatlady193]

Each morning they do rock paper scissors to see whose turn it is for the brain cell

And when no one is using it they stick it in the freezer next to the halal pork curry from 1953

 

[omgcupcakesbaby]

How is Kevs Brother older yet looks about a decade younger than him? Shows how a lifetime of being an angry resentful hobgoblin shows on your face, his brother on the other hand looks like he’s quite a pleasant person.

 

[HenriiCoop]

Her brother looked so scared and uncomfortable that I can’t even bear to take the piss out of him. If he was a woodland creature he’d be tiny little nervous shrew. Kev would be a wild boar. I wonder what the dynamics were growing up in that house.

 

[Isntitfunny]

I'm excited for the benidorm era!

 

[sofaz56]

Does anyone else think there aren't lots of videos from the vonsters party yesterday cuz vonnie was like "please don't go round filming everyone all day it's bleeping annoying" but said it like "you don't have to make tiktoks of the party you should be enjoying yourself you work so hard you massive grafter and you've done a great job on the curry that no one will probably eat because it looks like something a dying cat threw up"

 

[ComeSitNextToMe]

Voni’s lot all seem normal. Nice house. Lord knows why she’s friends with that gremlin.

 

[mrsbucket]

Voni’s lot all seem normal. Nice house. Lord knows why she’s friends with that gremlin.

I thought the same. Voni's kids look nice and normal, unlike Bev's fam who look straight out of Deliverance.

 

[lestarkettlex]

That sausage and mash dinner just screamed cost of living crisis (sorry if I offend anyone.. well not really, I just can’t help myself)

 

[Carpetandcurtains]

Bit of a delay but wtf is that shopping 'haul' for the weirdest twin? How can kev be so vicious about people not being able to make pastry whilst simultaneously using ready made mash and buying effing ready meals for a grown arsed man?! Oh I know, its because you like to be controversial for the views isn't it?! You fame hungry little scav.