Mumsnet #46 Isn’t Jo Malone the person who does expensive copies of Aldi perfume and candles

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A woman has asked if she’s being unreasonable to want her partner to stay in hospital with her after her c-section. Do you think the replies are mainly a) kind, understanding and sane, or b) some of the cuntiest unpleasantries you’ve ever seen in your life 🤔 🤔 🤔
So many vile responses! One told her not to be a drama queen. Also the reading comprehensions skills are low on MN. So many of them didn’t read her first post properly (ie her mentioning the hospital has private rooms).
 
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Ashamed to admit I lol-ed. Sadly a boring OP genuinely about window washing and no funny jokes :(
 

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A woman has asked if she’s being unreasonable to want her partner to stay in hospital with her after her c-section. Do you think the replies are mainly a) kind, understanding and sane, or b) some of the cuntiest unpleasantries you’ve ever seen in your life 🤔 🤔 🤔
So many women saying they'd want him to have a good night's sleep so he could safely drive them home. Wtf? Are they thinking the hospital is 8 hours away from the house down single lane windy mountain roads? How rested does one need to be to do your average sort of drive from hospital to home?
 
8 year old Allegra has been doing some creative writing:


I suspect I might get some snarky comments but I’m genuinely curious - people with more experience than me (which is zero) - what age would this be ‘typical’ of. Handwriting is joined and very good.

I am typing it exactly as it is written - spelling and punctuation.

The fire lit a spark - not only in my mind but in a foot deep pile of sharp kindling. It began its first meal, desperate for the first taste of fresh air. It ate and ate until it was sated.
You could feel the tension, taut in the air as the fire grew and grew. Below, the river looked up mesmirised as it slowly crossed beneath a bridge.
The fire danced on, waltzing with the twiggy fingers of the trees, the soft silky coccoons of leaves and the old, moldy, spiky kindling. Ash floated around me like little fairys and once again the fire opened its menacing jaws. As soon as the fire strocked a bright leaf dripping with sap, its thin flamey hands turned to a cold silver and then to stone black. The fire turned and tried to flee before it suddenly disintigreated.
Now the old forest is gone but the ecosystem begins again, I watch the very first bud blossoms bloom. I savour the moment and watch as the old forest rises again, new and beautiful.’
 
8 year old Allegra has been doing some creative writing:


I suspect I might get some snarky comments but I’m genuinely curious - people with more experience than me (which is zero) - what age would this be ‘typical’ of. Handwriting is joined and very good.

I am typing it exactly as it is written - spelling and punctuation.

The fire lit a spark - not only in my mind but in a foot deep pile of sharp kindling. It began its first meal, desperate for the first taste of fresh air. It ate and ate until it was sated.
You could feel the tension, taut in the air as the fire grew and grew. Below, the river looked up mesmirised as it slowly crossed beneath a bridge.
The fire danced on, waltzing with the twiggy fingers of the trees, the soft silky coccoons of leaves and the old, moldy, spiky kindling. Ash floated around me like little fairys and once again the fire opened its menacing jaws. As soon as the fire strocked a bright leaf dripping with sap, its thin flamey hands turned to a cold silver and then to stone black. The fire turned and tried to flee before it suddenly disintigreated.
Now the old forest is gone but the ecosystem begins again, I watch the very first bud blossoms bloom. I savour the moment and watch as the old forest rises again, new and beautiful.’
That's either Chat GPT or someone trying to write a pre bonk scene for Mills and Boon. Complete with American spelling of 'moldy'
 
The thread about the first time mum giving birth showcases the worst of MN. The number of people who ignored the short opening post which clearly said it’s a private room?! I wanted to say “oh yes I gave birth to triplets in the Costa of my local hospital and I was fine. My husband was on a golfing holiday in Australia. Woman up!” Seriously though, why are women expected to have major open abdominal surgery and care for a newborn straight away and then judged if they dare want the father to be supportive? Apparently the poor love will need a good nights sleep to help with the following day. The only poor love who deserves a good sleep is the woman who has been sliced open. Ok rant over!
 
Someone had to ask if they should leave the house at 7am without having washed properly to nope to the corner shop to buy a pint of milk. I don't understand how they ever leave their houses without advice
Jesus where I live they’re in the corner shop in their dressing gowns and pj’s. Let alone having had a wash.
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Just seen the woman who said she wouldn’t risk it as the car could break down, she could have an accident etc. good god! She must never leave the house.
 
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The woman moaning because she fell asleep on the sofa is doing my head in. Though my favourite bit was that she had 2 glasses of wine and someone said she would have been zonked after this 😂
My DH falls asleep on the sofa in the evening all the time. If I’m going to bed I wake him and tell him so, then I carry on to bed! If he chooses to fall back to sleep it’s really not my problem 😂
 
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