Mrs Meldrum #152 Binny bloater thinks she’s minted, sells used books and tat on Vinted

[Hairyetta]

Thread title credits to @avabella!

It was an early suggestion in the last thread but describes Binny perfectly!

 

[Bumble2019]

Thread title credits to @avabella!

It was an early suggestion in the last thread but describes Binny perfectly!

Love the thread title!

 

[Clare]

Can we do a 30 Days of Mrs Meldrum events that bring me joy?

I’ll start:

Day 1 The hair: How she went from golden flowing locks to a Pat Sharp mullet.

 

[avabella]

Can we do a 30 Days of Mrs Meldrum events that bring me joy?

I’ll start:

Day 1 The hair: How she went from golden flowing locks to a Pat Sharp mullet.

Day 2: when she was vlogging and Pat hit her in the face with an ice cream and she started crying and claiming it was bleeding

 

[TotalKarma]

Day 3 : phoning Lee in hysterics when Poppy was unwell?? insisting he come home from a night out. Filmed it all instead of calling her parents, ambulance etc

 

[MrsDimSum]

Day 4: When Lee was choppered home from the rigs because she fainted

 

[rather not stop]

Day 5: when the trolls say you wear fake tan, but you don't - do I, Lee???

 

[Lilyofthevalley80]

Come on guys! It has to be the meltdown she had when looking after her parents' elderly cat. Which was vlogged for all and sundry to goggle at on youtube. Must have done wonders for family relation!

 

[piquant]

when she thought she heard something out in the garden during the night when Lee was offshore ( and called Rami? ) and turn out it was an animal / deer?

 

[avabella]

Day 8: when she threw Poppys nappy out the top floor window and put her down for a nap in a filthy muddy dress when she fell at the farm

 

[rather not stop]

Day 9: when Florrie Favourite Middlest forgot she was not in her salopettes, darling!

 

[AnnaBanana85]

Day 10: When Karen revealed her narrow footbed, its genetic you know

 

[Zoewilliams9217]

Day 11: lees reaction to finding out their last baby was not a boy

 

[Tootoo]

Errr dare I say liftgate?!

 

[Uddlemupped]

Day 12: The crying cat video

 

[Ruby’s mum]

Day 13 describing Candice Brathwaite as ‘dreamy’. That ended well!

 

[Ktpeterson]

Day 14: spit polishing the furniture

 

[Jossstickjunky]

Day 15: using the same cloth to first clean the toilet then the sink!

 

[Princess She-Ra]

Day 16: “Mrs Meldrum will haunt me forever” and flounced off in a huff never to be seen again ( well for a couple of weeks!)

 

[Hereforthehottea]

Day 17: Mind, Body, hole, Soul.