Mrs Hinch #703 Bang! and the grief is gone

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Mrs Hinch #703 Bang! and the grief is gone

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The hunzzz are beside themselves with extreme joy about cash cow 3 the new baby which has been sent from Weepy. Let’s hope he’s not made out of wood like Pinocchio, if so his nose might be just like his mummaz 🤥 Although, it might actually be preferable to NoNob’s nose pre-surgery 👃🏻🫣🤭

It’s actually unclear who the father is 🤔 After finding out she’s pregnant she spent a long time sitting by the bin with her numerous pissshy sticks and “Her rock” Audrey, even though he’s a dog he’s a possibility 🤭 As for 2pumpsOiOiNoNob being the father, maybe he spared her 30 seconds from training to be a tend ssshelebrity footballer 🙄🤭

Bubber-Bin Dweller-Rose is back to tend cleaning now, wiping over her oven which has never been dirty 🙄 Also, she moved and wiped an empty oil and vinegar set that’s never ever been used……and will probs never be scheeeeeen again soon, as per all her other impulse purchases 🤭

She also shared a reel doing her make-up in a broom cupboard with a seemingly unknown to her child….she appeared clueless nervous and was appalled that the child (That resembled a non-curly haired Rev. Len) didn’t realise her face powder was a £30 Laura Mercier powder. He just acted what he’d been shown to do. Was she on a beg for a brand deal with them, seeing as she seems to have lost all of her others 🤭

The latest is that she’s filling out a Tadaa list in one of her books 🥱🥱🥱 A blatant plug for her books 🙄 Oh yeah and NoNob, fiddle or Mamfa have done the school run she’s done the school run, had a shower, put on some make-up, and is ignoring the boyssssssh dungeon playroom and will be cracking on with the rest of the house….. 😴😴😴😴😴😴
 
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Seriously who gets dressed and puts makeup on to do housework? I don’t know about anyone else but I definitely don’t look my best when I’m doing housework. You will always find me with an old pair of pj’s on, hair scraped back and completely makeup free. Once the housework is done I jump in the shower and give myself a good wash because I’m usually quite hot and sweaty and I then might put some makeup on and get myself dressed. What’s the point in having a shower and putting makeup on when you’re cleaning. Unless of course you’re tend cleaning.
 
Some of my fave moments from that tend clean.
aside from her insanely skinny (filtered) legs that mean that she can lean all the way over the table without her bump even getting remotely in the way, my fave moments are - moving the chopping board, cucumber and biscuit tin round the kitchen; putting washing into one machine and then moving it into the tumble dryer without even washing it (it’s dry. Watch it again) and finally; her ability to delay autumn reaching any of the trees in her garden. Her face is looking super plastic right now too. Very filtered.
 

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HinchesSousChef said:
Some of my fave moments from that tend clean.
aside from her insanely skinny (filtered) legs that mean that she can lean all the way over the table without her bump even getting remotely in the way, my fave moments are - moving the chopping board, cucumber and biscuit tin round the kitchen; putting washing into one machine and then moving it into the tumble dryer without even washing it (it’s dry. Watch it again) and finally; her ability to delay autumn reaching any of the trees in her garden. Her face is looking super plastic right now too. Very filtered.
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Haha the gormless last picture 🤣
 
HinchesSousChef said:
Some of my fave moments from that tend clean.
aside from her insanely skinny (filtered) legs that mean that she can lean all the way over the table without her bump even getting remotely in the way, my fave moments are - moving the chopping board, cucumber and biscuit tin round the kitchen; putting washing into one machine and then moving it into the tumble dryer without even washing it (it’s dry. Watch it again) and finally; her ability to delay autumn reaching any of the trees in her garden. Her face is looking super plastic right now too. Very filtered.
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The nail shot had me cackling 😂
 
Inspirational message about ILYD on the “bedside” table. He was there is spirit at the conception if nothing else. Fortunately far too far away to actually see JimbobNonob in action

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HinchesSousChef said:
Some more. Surely leaning over the rail of Lonnie’s bed cuts into her bump. Ouch.
Also- is that Stacey’s dress dumped at the end of her bed????
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Looks like it!
 
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