Mother Rendall #5 I'm a savage (yeah) Shammi, Glamis, Rendall (yeah)

[Just.here.for.the.goss]

Well done to @LoopyHoopy71 on the winning thread title… I’m singing it haha

Rendall is still munching, trying to get everybody and their granny to buy a Lumi and cackling like a witch…

Shammi is currently pure knackert and no well as usual… and losing her sh*t at Instagram for having the audacity to show her stories upside doon

Glamis is bed ridden wae the flu because she always gets the flu when she’s been abroad… aka London

 

[NoodlesToodles]

Oor shammi re sharing her story that the drive thu starbucks shared... sad. She thinks she is some big influencer. Just looks pathetic. Amount of money she wastes on tat surely it's not on her diet.

 

[LoopyHoopy71]

Oh my! I am truly honoured ❤
Think I'll celebrate my phoning in sick wi pleurisy an ma back, a wee toot on the laughing gas and lumying my arse cheeks while huving a pure heavy banging munch!

 

[CallieLallie]

Can I just say I love this thread title ❤

Oh my! I am truly honoured ❤
Think I'll celebrate my phoning in sick wi pleurisy an ma back, a wee toot on the laughing gas and lumying my arse cheeks while huving a pure heavy banging munch!

Don't forgot a wee trip to flannels and costco shoooo aye

 

[Iswotisis]

Anybody else think it's only a matter of time before Shammi breaks patient Confidentiality

 

[NoodlesToodles]

Anybody else think it's only a matter of time before Shammi breaks patient Confidentiality

Shes sailing closer to the wind each time she opens her gob.

 

[DaimIt]

Shammi not comfy in her own skin so has to use a filter - totally ok broadcasting the nose hairs tho

also she’s an idiot using that no filter filter keeps moving her face so it shows the side by side comparison yet I don’t think she realizes it lol

 

[I wud like sum tea]

Shammi not comfy in her own skin so has to use a filter - totally ok broadcasting the nose hairs tho

also she’s an idiot using that no filter filter keeps moving her face so it shows the side by side comparison yet I don’t think she realizes it lol

She wonders how she’s got freckles n spots maybe something to do with the sunbeds red bull pro plus she has on a daily basis

 

[CallieLallie]

Naww listen to nurse shammi today

 

[bluebird-0123]

Naww listen to nurse shammi today

Came here exactly for this sammi the superhero life saver thank god for all that time on placement no doubt gave her all the experience to save lives today

 

[CallieLallie]

Came here exactly for this sammi the superhero life saver thank god for all that time on placement no doubt gave her all the experience to save lives today

I mean I hope the people are okay but if it wasn't our shammi having her knowledge god knows what would have happened

 

[Can't Believe I Fell For]

"We managed... well I managed to get him to come around again"

 

[Xoxgossipxoxo]

"We managed... well I managed to get him to come around again"

Shooo aye

 

[Stormi]

Naw naw naw!!! She sounds like a complete arse I actually cringe listening to scummy

she brought him round hallelujah for nurse Shami

 

[CallieLallie]

"We managed... well I managed to get him to come around again"

Yess this was my favourite quote of the story

Aw jeez Louise there's Glamis back on today probs going to do her famous isnta haul.... oh look I got some floor wipes. No one cares hen

Sorry there she goes the dressing room spare room hen you only have 2 bedrooms. Jesus christ someone gonna let her know she stays in a normal 2 bedroom house in parkheed

 

[Iswotisis]

Don't know what's worse, her saving the day or the put on posh voice

 

[I wud like sum tea]

Glamis just said she’s doing pcr tests every morning…does she not mean lateral flow so now taking time off work to rest as per docs orders what’s the first thing she does go to HB to buy cleaning products…am I missing something!!!!!

 

[DollyTheLamb]

Glamis just said she’s doing pcr tests every morning…does she not mean lateral flow so now taking time off work to rest as per docs orders what’s the first thing she does go to HB to buy cleaning products…am I missing something!!!!!

She’s talking about the pcr tests , I recon her and VWE Tiny Tim have overdone it on the Marching powder while they were in London
She’s just making up excuses so she can stay off work, if she was that no well she wouldn’t be going to homebargains and buying toxic air fresheners.

 

[LondonCalling272]

People like glamis are why antibiotic resistance is a problem. She’s been bleating about a “viral infection” all week now saying she’s getting antibiotics for a week - antibiotics don’t work for viruses.

 

[Can't Believe I Fell For]

Aw jeez Louise there's Glamis back on today probs going to do her famous isnta haul.... oh look I got some floor wipes. No one cares hen

It's the way she stands with her hands clasped talking to the camera like she's presenting a segment on This Morning that gets me