Molly-Mae Hague #38 Mother of the year but she’s never even here (oh deer)

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Hey guysss! Welcome back to my thread recap, I hope you’re all doing very very well

You guysss, fancy seeing you here ??? It’s been a literal minute ??? Like literallyyy 500 years ??? We’ve grown, we’ve evolved, love that for us x

Anywaysss shout out to @nightmareonbondstreet, this ones for you x And @LifeOfMog for the title again x

I’m literallyyy soy soy proud of us you guysss ??? We’ve literallyyy not argued wunce ??? Or maybe we did ??? Idk you guysss I’ve literallyyy been soy soy happy. Like this is the happiest I’ve been since BamBam was born ??? Is that becuz I’m never with her ??? Let’s put it that way. We’re not gonna talk about it becuz now I know what not to say in my videyohs after I talked about baby gorls night routine. Yeah nah. Nope. Absolutely not. Sorry you guysss. The literal mom police are, they’re literallyyy coming for me ???

But anywaysss I do NOT want to be negative you guysss becuz we do not moan on this channel ??? Do we ??? OMG Bambi’s waking up ??? No. Please. Go back to sleep becuz nanny Zoe isn’t here yet. ANYWAYSSS

I’m literallyyy so boring and beige now that I have my little gorl. I literallyyy love her so much ??? Obviously ??? She’s literallyyy a dream. Soy soy dreamy. Tommy is categoricallyyy love love loving being a dadda. He’s so hands on and helpful 😐😐😐 I promise you guysss ??? 😐😐😐 We’re soy proud of the man and father he’s become. Literal goals 😐😐😐 Could have wished me a Happy Birthday within the hour I posted my birthday display stories though ??? You know. There’s always room for improvement. To grow. To elevate yourselves. And you know what guysss ??? Perfect just doesn’t exist. I’m not perfect as you guysss know becuz I’m soy relatable it’s a joke. A few quid for a nature reserve ??? Nah. A £14,000 a night penthouse ??? Literallyyy love that for me. I want to be 101% honest and real with you guysss. My teeth ??? Natural ??? Absolutely. As natural as my latest FleaLT French Riviera collection photos

Anywaysss we’re off to Fran’s wedding any day now. You won’t know becuzzz I literallyyy never post anything interesting and it’s not about me so idc. I’m in my mom era now you guysss x Love that for me x As always you guysss, please please please no arguing, breastfeedings essays are not the wun and I’m as interested in your arguements as I am with what Tommy’s doing till 5AM whilst he’s out. Thank you soy much and I’ll see you in my next wun

*blows kiss*

Bye guysss

*waves*
 
lozzapaloozza said:
Hey guysss! Welcome back to my channel, I hope you’re all doing very very well

You guysss, fancy seeing you here ??? It’s been a literal minute ??? Like literallyyy 500 years ??? We’ve grown, we’ve evolved, love that for us x

Anywaysss shout out to @nightmareonbondstreet, this ones for you x And @LifeOfMog for the title again x

I’m literallyyy soy soy proud of us you guysss ??? We’ve literallyyy not argued wunce ??? Or maybe we did ??? Idk you guysss I’ve literallyyy been soy soy happy. Like this is the happiest I’ve been since BamBam was born ??? Is that becuz I’m never with her ??? Let’s put it that way. We’re not gonna talk about it becuz now I know what not to say in my videyohs after I talked about baby gorls night routine. Yeah nah. Nope. Absolutely not. Sorry you guysss. The literal mom police are, they’re literallyyy coming for me ???

But anywaysss I do NOT want to be negative you guysss becuz we do not moan on this channel ??? Do we ??? OMG Bambi’s waking up ??? No. Please. Go back to sleep becuz nanny Zoe isn’t here yet. ANYWAYSSS

I’m literallyyy so boring and beige now that I have my little gorl. I literallyyy love her so much ??? Obviously ??? She’s literallyyy a dream. Soy soy dreamy. Tommy is categoricallyyy love love loving be a dadda. He’s so hands on and helpful 😐😐😐 I promise you guysss ??? 😐😐😐 We’re soy proud of the man and father he’s become. Literal goals 😐😐😐 Could have wished me a Happy Birthday within the hour I posted my birthday display stories though ??? You know. There’s always room for improvement. To grow. To elevate yourselves. And you know what guysss ??? Perfect just doesn’t exist. I’m not perfect as you guysss know becuz I’m soy relatable it’s a joke. A few quid for a nature reserve ??? Nah. A £14,000 a night penthouse ??? Literallyyy love that for me. I want to be 101% honest and real with you guysss. My teeth ??? Natural ??? Absolutely. As natural as my latest FleaLT French Riviera photos

Anywaysss we’re off to Fran’s wedding any day now. You won’t know becuzzz I literallyyy never post anything interesting. I’m in my mom era now you guysss x Love that for me x As always you guysss, please please please no arguing, breastfeedings essays are not the wun and I’m as interested in your arguements as I am with what Tommy’s doing till 5AM whilst he’s out. Thank you soy much for watching and I’ll see you in my next wun

*blows kiss*

Bye guysss

*waves*
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you just never get it wrong 😂 how will molly cope with the unedited pics of her in other peoples pics from the wedding
 
lozzapaloozza said:
Hey guysss! Welcome back to my thread recap, I hope you’re all doing very very well

You guysss, fancy seeing you here ??? It’s been a literal minute ??? Like literallyyy 500 years ??? We’ve grown, we’ve evolved, love that for us x

Anywaysss shout out to @nightmareonbondstreet, this ones for you x And @LifeOfMog for the title again x

I’m literallyyy soy soy proud of us you guysss ??? We’ve literallyyy not argued wunce ??? Or maybe we did ??? Idk you guysss I’ve literallyyy been soy soy happy. Like this is the happiest I’ve been since BamBam was born ??? Is that becuz I’m never with her ??? Let’s put it that way. We’re not gonna talk about it becuz now I know what not to say in my videyohs after I talked about baby gorls night routine. Yeah nah. Nope. Absolutely not. Sorry you guysss. The literal mom police are, they’re literallyyy coming for me ???

But anywaysss I do NOT want to be negative you guysss becuz we do not moan on this channel ??? Do we ??? OMG Bambi’s waking up ??? No. Please. Go back to sleep becuz nanny Zoe isn’t here yet. ANYWAYSSS

I’m literallyyy so boring and beige now that I have my little gorl. I literallyyy love her so much ??? Obviously ??? She’s literallyyy a dream. Soy soy dreamy. Tommy is categoricallyyy love love loving being a dadda. He’s so hands on and helpful 😐😐😐 I promise you guysss ??? 😐😐😐 We’re soy proud of the man and father he’s become. Literal goals 😐😐😐 Could have wished me a Happy Birthday within the hour I posted my birthday display stories though ??? You know. There’s always room for improvement. To grow. To elevate yourselves. And you know what guysss ??? Perfect just doesn’t exist. I’m not perfect as you guysss know becuz I’m soy relatable it’s a joke. A few quid for a nature reserve ??? Nah. A £14,000 a night penthouse ??? Literallyyy love that for me. I want to be 101% honest and real with you guysss. My teeth ??? Natural ??? Absolutely. As natural as my latest FleaLT French Riviera collection photos

Anywaysss we’re off to Fran’s wedding any day now. You won’t know becuzzz I literallyyy never post anything interesting and it’s not about me so idc. I’m in my mom era now you guysss x Love that for me x As always you guysss, please please please no arguing, breastfeedings essays are not the wun and I’m as interested in your arguements as I am with what Tommy’s doing till 5AM whilst he’s out. Thank you soy much and I’ll see you in my next wun

*blows kiss*

Bye guysss

*waves*
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‘Love that for me’ 🤣
 
lozzapaloozza said:
Hey guysss! Welcome back to my thread recap, I hope you’re all doing very very well

You guysss, fancy seeing you here ??? It’s been a literal minute ??? Like literallyyy 500 years ??? We’ve grown, we’ve evolved, love that for us x

Anywaysss shout out to @nightmareonbondstreet, this ones for you x And @LifeOfMog for the title again x

I’m literallyyy soy soy proud of us you guysss ??? We’ve literallyyy not argued wunce ??? Or maybe we did ??? Idk you guysss I’ve literallyyy been soy soy happy. Like this is the happiest I’ve been since BamBam was born ??? Is that becuz I’m never with her ??? Let’s put it that way. We’re not gonna talk about it becuz now I know what not to say in my videyohs after I talked about baby gorls night routine. Yeah nah. Nope. Absolutely not. Sorry you guysss. The literal mom police are, they’re literallyyy coming for me ???

But anywaysss I do NOT want to be negative you guysss becuz we do not moan on this channel ??? Do we ??? OMG Bambi’s waking up ??? No. Please. Go back to sleep becuz nanny Zoe isn’t here yet. ANYWAYSSS

I’m literallyyy so boring and beige now that I have my little gorl. I literallyyy love her so much ??? Obviously ??? She’s literallyyy a dream. Soy soy dreamy. Tommy is categoricallyyy love love loving being a dadda. He’s so hands on and helpful 😐😐😐 I promise you guysss ??? 😐😐😐 We’re soy proud of the man and father he’s become. Literal goals 😐😐😐 Could have wished me a Happy Birthday within the hour I posted my birthday display stories though ??? You know. There’s always room for improvement. To grow. To elevate yourselves. And you know what guysss ??? Perfect just doesn’t exist. I’m not perfect as you guysss know becuz I’m soy relatable it’s a joke. A few quid for a nature reserve ??? Nah. A £14,000 a night penthouse ??? Literallyyy love that for me. I want to be 101% honest and real with you guysss. My teeth ??? Natural ??? Absolutely. As natural as my latest FleaLT French Riviera collection photos

Anywaysss we’re off to Fran’s wedding any day now. You won’t know becuzzz I literallyyy never post anything interesting and it’s not about me so idc. I’m in my mom era now you guysss x Love that for me x As always you guysss, please please please no arguing, breastfeedings essays are not the wun and I’m as interested in your arguements as I am with what Tommy’s doing till 5AM whilst he’s out. Thank you soy much and I’ll see you in my next wun

*blows kiss*

Bye guysss

*waves*
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Literallyyy soyyyyy happy to be picked again for the title !!!! Won't let it get to my head, promise xxx
 
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Sounds like some confusion about who the nanny is for - as much for them as the baby !!!

If this post is true they must be really struggling - they hardly have the most exhausting or arduous life, yet seem utterly unable to accommodate a baby. I guess it comes from playing at being a grown up and now really taking on board the responsibility. Fran needs to have a very serious word with these 2 !!
 
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