lozzapaloozza
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Hey guysss! Welcome back to another videyohhh thread recap, I hope you’re all doing well, soOoyyy
It’s my birthdayyy We’ve come to Dubai and I cannot wait to show you guysss whatFran Timmy has set up for me Definitely not a ring becuzzz he’s soyyy sick of me asking. You might be wundering who looks after my babies Eggy and Breaddy whilst we’re away, I promise you guysss I don’t leave them alone ??? We have someWUN that comes to the house to look after them and soyyy nobody tries to rob us again ???
It’s been a minute you guysss, a literalll minute. I’ve literallyyy had noyyy Internet soyyy I’ve literallyyy been living like I’m in the 1800’s ??? I have SO so much to catch you guysss up on ??? It’s literallyyy SO so busy around here. I never stop. I’m working 24 hours a day, sometimes 25 hours a day ??? And working whilst everyWUN else is sleeping
I’ve literallyyy just been in my pyjamas, with noyyy make-up on and my hair looking greasEEE whilst organising the house. We’ve literallyyy been working SO so hard. You guysss know I hired THE MOYSTTT hard working builders that ever lived soyyy things are moving soyyy quicklyyy, I actuallyyy can’t believe it ??? Can you believe it ??? I just can’t. It’s INSANE. It’s just a shame that we aren’t blessed for space in our soon to be gym ??? Literallyyy x Deprived x Love that for meee x We’re literallyyy transforming every single ruymmm in the house. The contractors literallyyy hate me at this point but we move x Anywaysss the transformation on this house… WOW. It’s going to be HYUGE. INSANE. I’m so excited to continue this journeyyy with you guysss
Anywaysss in other news…
*stirs hot chocolate aggressively*
*sniffs*
I’m categoricallyyy FUMING. No reallyyy, my sister just got engaged ??? It was soyyy hard keeping it a secret. The hardest kept secret ever ??? I literallyyy wanted to tell her and ruin it ??? Can you believe they got engaged before US ??? I’m hacked off. HACKED OFF. First Ella’s wedding ??? My sister got engaged ??? And now Fran’s engaged ??? Nahhh. NAH. Sorry you guysss. I just can’t even talk about it. Absolutelyyy not the WUN
ERRR Tommyyy ??? When are you going to propose to me ???
You guysss MY book is literallyyy coming out soon and I’m 100% going to do a book tour for you guysss Especiallyyy for my Fiat 500’s becuzzz you guysss are literallyyy the best and I love you all SO so much. It’s just a thank you to you guysss for licking my arse soyyy much so that I could buy my dream hoymeee, becuzzz Timmy couldn’t contribute much ??? Even after he won his fight ??? He has old fashioned morals you guysss x Anywaysss where is Timmy ??? I hope he’s not out taking selfies with girls becuzzz I literallyyy won’t even let him like another girls picture on Instagram ??? That’s not okayyy ??? I’m sorry if you guysss are okay with that but that’s not for me ??? But you guysss know we never argue becuzzz we’re made for each other x He’s the Ellie to my Belly x The Eggy to my Breaddy x
Anywaysss me and Timmy are still SO so in love and super super happy. We’re literallyyy soulmates I definitelyyy haven’t mentioned that before. We’ve just got back from LA and now we’re in Dubai ??? We had such an unREALLL trip you guysss. We went to Universal Studios twice ??? It was literallyyy my biggest dream to go there. We’re a couple of big kids I’m soyyy sorry that there won’t be a videyohhh from the trip but I just don’t have the time to Photoshop and edit a videyohhh soyyy, let’s not even talk about it x I don’t really buy anything designer anymore becuzzz I’m happy within myself but do you guysss want to see a haul of what I picked up? Let me know x
*sniffs*
Anywaysss I feel SO so lucky and super super blessed to have been on soyyy many trips recently. My favourite part of my trip to Palma wuzzz writing my song with Jack…
I WUZZZ ALONE, AFRAID AND SCAREDDD
You have to make your throat tremble when you sing that bit you guysss. I promise you I’m not 5 years old ???
Anywaysss you guysss I’m back on my health journeyyy becuzzz I ate soyyy badly in LA but I’m not even bothered about it ??? Gym selfies at 7AM are the wunnn x I have to post everytime I’m at the gym and eating a salad becuzzz I have to show you guysss how healthy I am ??? I’m soyyy natural you guysss x 100% filler free x
Anywaysss thank you SO so much for being here you guysss. I love you all SO so much and I’ll see you in my next wunnn, or maybe I’ll see you at my book tour No photos though you guysss unless they have been Photoshopped by me
*waves*
Bye guysss
*blows kiss*
*cries that everyWUN is engaged before me*
It’s my birthdayyy We’ve come to Dubai and I cannot wait to show you guysss what
It’s been a minute you guysss, a literalll minute. I’ve literallyyy had noyyy Internet soyyy I’ve literallyyy been living like I’m in the 1800’s ??? I have SO so much to catch you guysss up on ??? It’s literallyyy SO so busy around here. I never stop. I’m working 24 hours a day, sometimes 25 hours a day ??? And working whilst everyWUN else is sleeping
I’ve literallyyy just been in my pyjamas, with noyyy make-up on and my hair looking greasEEE whilst organising the house. We’ve literallyyy been working SO so hard. You guysss know I hired THE MOYSTTT hard working builders that ever lived soyyy things are moving soyyy quicklyyy, I actuallyyy can’t believe it ??? Can you believe it ??? I just can’t. It’s INSANE. It’s just a shame that we aren’t blessed for space in our soon to be gym ??? Literallyyy x Deprived x Love that for meee x We’re literallyyy transforming every single ruymmm in the house. The contractors literallyyy hate me at this point but we move x Anywaysss the transformation on this house… WOW. It’s going to be HYUGE. INSANE. I’m so excited to continue this journeyyy with you guysss
Anywaysss in other news…
*stirs hot chocolate aggressively*
*sniffs*
I’m categoricallyyy FUMING. No reallyyy, my sister just got engaged ??? It was soyyy hard keeping it a secret. The hardest kept secret ever ??? I literallyyy wanted to tell her and ruin it ??? Can you believe they got engaged before US ??? I’m hacked off. HACKED OFF. First Ella’s wedding ??? My sister got engaged ??? And now Fran’s engaged ??? Nahhh. NAH. Sorry you guysss. I just can’t even talk about it. Absolutelyyy not the WUN
ERRR Tommyyy ??? When are you going to propose to me ???
You guysss MY book is literallyyy coming out soon and I’m 100% going to do a book tour for you guysss Especiallyyy for my Fiat 500’s becuzzz you guysss are literallyyy the best and I love you all SO so much. It’s just a thank you to you guysss for licking my arse soyyy much so that I could buy my dream hoymeee, becuzzz Timmy couldn’t contribute much ??? Even after he won his fight ??? He has old fashioned morals you guysss x Anywaysss where is Timmy ??? I hope he’s not out taking selfies with girls becuzzz I literallyyy won’t even let him like another girls picture on Instagram ??? That’s not okayyy ??? I’m sorry if you guysss are okay with that but that’s not for me ??? But you guysss know we never argue becuzzz we’re made for each other x He’s the Ellie to my Belly x The Eggy to my Breaddy x
Anywaysss me and Timmy are still SO so in love and super super happy. We’re literallyyy soulmates I definitelyyy haven’t mentioned that before. We’ve just got back from LA and now we’re in Dubai ??? We had such an unREALLL trip you guysss. We went to Universal Studios twice ??? It was literallyyy my biggest dream to go there. We’re a couple of big kids I’m soyyy sorry that there won’t be a videyohhh from the trip but I just don’t have the time to Photoshop and edit a videyohhh soyyy, let’s not even talk about it x I don’t really buy anything designer anymore becuzzz I’m happy within myself but do you guysss want to see a haul of what I picked up? Let me know x
*sniffs*
Anywaysss I feel SO so lucky and super super blessed to have been on soyyy many trips recently. My favourite part of my trip to Palma wuzzz writing my song with Jack…
I WUZZZ ALONE, AFRAID AND SCAREDDD
You have to make your throat tremble when you sing that bit you guysss. I promise you I’m not 5 years old ???
Anywaysss you guysss I’m back on my health journeyyy becuzzz I ate soyyy badly in LA but I’m not even bothered about it ??? Gym selfies at 7AM are the wunnn x I have to post everytime I’m at the gym and eating a salad becuzzz I have to show you guysss how healthy I am ??? I’m soyyy natural you guysss x 100% filler free x
Anywaysss thank you SO so much for being here you guysss. I love you all SO so much and I’ll see you in my next wunnn, or maybe I’ll see you at my book tour No photos though you guysss unless they have been Photoshopped by me
*waves*
Bye guysss
*blows kiss*
*cries that everyWUN is engaged before me*
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