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Hey guysss, welcome back to my channel thread. I just want to say thank you SO much for 6 mil of youuu I honestlyyy can’t believe there’s 6 million of us ??? I feel SO lucky it’s insane to meee. I just knew that this is the life I would manifest for myself. Literallyyy Love Island had nothing to do with all of my achievements and success because I manifested every single thing ??? I just don’t want to be seen as an influencer from Love Island because I’m SO much better than that and I’m categoricallyyy on another level Let’s not even talk about Love Island, we move
You guysss know I’ve been keeping something REALLLy big from you guysss and omg, I’m so glad I can talk about it now but I really don’t want to talk about it ??? I’m beyond ecstatic to tell you guysss that I’m the new CREATIVE DIRECTOR of FleaLT for the UK and Europe… I just… I literallyyy can’t believe it ??? This is honestlyyy the biggest career move of my life. FleaLT have had faith in me since day WUN, it’s literallyyy fait isn’t it? I can’t wait to show you guysss my new collection with them. I honestlyyy deserve this role you guysss because I went to the Fashion Retail Academy and categoricallyyy have all the credentials and experience ??? Yesss I know FleaLT is not the WUN when it comes to paying it’s workers a minimum wage but you guysss, I turned down a £2 million brand deal for this 7 figure deal so we’ll just have to not talk about it I know the clothes are cheap, poor quality, killing the planet and with every purchase you get some kind of critter in your order but I literallyyy just bought a new Cartier bracelet for £37,000 and without FleaLT none of that would be possible ??? Literallyyy the press are going to give me SO much hate for mentioning it but we move
Anywaysss guysss Tommy’s in America, honestlyyy guysss I can’t wait for him to come home I’ve missed my Schlongydog SO much. Literallyyy as soon as the fight is over he’s going to come home isn’t he ??? I’m categoricallyyy not okay that I couldn’t go to America to watch his fight but that’s just fait isn’t it ??? Everything happens for a reasonnn. At least Tommy’s dad won’t be categoricallyyy fuming at me Best believe I’ll be unpacking his suitcase for him and washing his 100 pairs of boxers when he comes home Errr Tommy! What the duck is that lipstick on your boxers ??? Anywaysss we’re SO in love he literally got an Ellie Belly lucky charm put on his robe When he has his next fight with Jake Paul he’s got to get a giraffe lucky charm put on there for me
Don’t forget to shop our NEW Filter products guysss The plastic water bottle is *chefs kiss*. Honestlyyy unREALLL. You guysss have no idea how hard I’ve worked on this, this is just the start guysss Thank you SO much for watching guysss. I’m literallyyy SO busy now so I’ll see you in my next WUN. I’m going to be SO busy working at FleaLT for 40 hours a week and acting like I’m Umar Kamani (Who’s Umar?). I promise you guysss there’s not going to be many holidays now as I only get 20 holidays a year, categoricallyyy fuming How will I show off to you guysss if I can’t go on holiday? Love that for me, anywaysss bye guysss *blows kiss*
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You guysss know I’ve been keeping something REALLLy big from you guysss and omg, I’m so glad I can talk about it now but I really don’t want to talk about it ??? I’m beyond ecstatic to tell you guysss that I’m the new CREATIVE DIRECTOR of FleaLT for the UK and Europe… I just… I literallyyy can’t believe it ??? This is honestlyyy the biggest career move of my life. FleaLT have had faith in me since day WUN, it’s literallyyy fait isn’t it? I can’t wait to show you guysss my new collection with them. I honestlyyy deserve this role you guysss because I went to the Fashion Retail Academy and categoricallyyy have all the credentials and experience ??? Yesss I know FleaLT is not the WUN when it comes to paying it’s workers a minimum wage but you guysss, I turned down a £2 million brand deal for this 7 figure deal so we’ll just have to not talk about it I know the clothes are cheap, poor quality, killing the planet and with every purchase you get some kind of critter in your order but I literallyyy just bought a new Cartier bracelet for £37,000 and without FleaLT none of that would be possible ??? Literallyyy the press are going to give me SO much hate for mentioning it but we move
Anywaysss guysss Tommy’s in America, honestlyyy guysss I can’t wait for him to come home I’ve missed my Schlongydog SO much. Literallyyy as soon as the fight is over he’s going to come home isn’t he ??? I’m categoricallyyy not okay that I couldn’t go to America to watch his fight but that’s just fait isn’t it ??? Everything happens for a reasonnn. At least Tommy’s dad won’t be categoricallyyy fuming at me Best believe I’ll be unpacking his suitcase for him and washing his 100 pairs of boxers when he comes home Errr Tommy! What the duck is that lipstick on your boxers ??? Anywaysss we’re SO in love he literally got an Ellie Belly lucky charm put on his robe When he has his next fight with Jake Paul he’s got to get a giraffe lucky charm put on there for me
Don’t forget to shop our NEW Filter products guysss The plastic water bottle is *chefs kiss*. Honestlyyy unREALLL. You guysss have no idea how hard I’ve worked on this, this is just the start guysss Thank you SO much for watching guysss. I’m literallyyy SO busy now so I’ll see you in my next WUN. I’m going to be SO busy working at FleaLT for 40 hours a week and acting like I’m Umar Kamani (Who’s Umar?). I promise you guysss there’s not going to be many holidays now as I only get 20 holidays a year, categoricallyyy fuming How will I show off to you guysss if I can’t go on holiday? Love that for me, anywaysss bye guysss *blows kiss*
Title by me, with 90 likes ??? Love that for me