Molly Brownlee

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Molly Brownlee
Is a Christchurch ‘make up’ artist (MUA) with a reasonably large following over Instagram and Facebook. Molly gained more followers when she had weight loss surgery.

Molly claims she has been working as a MUA for 15 years, however this statement is possibly untruthful as Molly has only recently turned 30 this would mean has been working as a MUA since she was 14/15 which most of us do not believe is possible as we have seen her work.

We do not know if she has any qualifications, this has not specifically been confirmed but it has been alluded too. Molly does not have a website showcasing her work and relies heavily on ‘word of mouth’ and Instagram to get bookings for make-up applications, group workshops and one on one lessons. She travels mostly around the South Island hustling for work, she will occasionally make an appearance in the North Island but that honour will cost the client big bucks as she will charge for travel.

One (of many) of our favourite statements by Molly is that she ‘doesn’t follow make up trends of the industry she works in.’

This in the past and currently has led to some embarrassing faux pas as clients having their make-up applied by Molly all end up looking the same – with lots of orangey foundation, big eyelashes all with the same-coloured lipstick and eye shadows.

Previous clients have confirmed on Tattle that Molly uses the same brushes on clients without washing them or changing the brush for each person. The Tattle client mentioned that she along with a group of other women were lined up in the toilets at a racecourse while Molly went to each person using the same tools and applying the same style on each lady – like a Police line up.

The quote from the Tattler that posted this information was “It was one of the worst experiences of my life”

Business Concerns

When you book with Molly prepare to be overcharged for what you are getting. Make up applications usually set you back $150 upwards – cash please and no invoice will be issued. A workshop can set you and your friends back $1500 plus travel.

As Molly has no website with a professional email contact be prepared for Molly to miss or forget about your booking as she regularly does not reply to DM’s, or they are in her other Instagram messages folder that she doesn’t check.

She will usually ask people to DM her again if they haven’t heard from her – “Um no thank you I have booked someone else when I didn’t hear from you!”

Life
Molly likes eating out, roasting and poking lamb, bagels and dumplings, buying Lancôme Drama mascara, not washing her make up tools or her face, being unreliable, having a boyfriend, burning through money once it hits her pocket and wearing frosted pink lipstick.
She has a talent for picking up friends and then dropping or ghosting them when she gets jealous or if good things are happening for them in their lives.
She does have two close friends, but they live far away and do not see her very much, hence why they are still friends.

Molly spends time with her poor old Mum who gets dragged into all sort of business and non-business situations e.g. driving Molly all over the South Island, selling her clothes for her at markets and picking up all tabs.

People
Sue - Molly’s Mum
Kody – Molly’s current Boyfriend
Sister and family
Dad (not featured much)


Words

Hello Doris

I’m so excited for this weekend

I’m so excited for tonight

I’m so excited for dinner

I’m so excited for breakfast

I’m so excited for (insert anything)

I’m meeting Mum for breakfast

I’m meeting Mum for Brunch

I’m meeting Mum for lunch

I’m meeting Mum for dinner
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Molly Brownlee
Is a Christchurch ‘make up’ artist (MUA) with a reasonably large following over Instagram and Facebook. Molly gained more followers when she had weight loss surgery.

Molly claims she has been working as a MUA for 15 years, however this statement is possibly untruthful as Molly has only recently turned 30 this would mean has been working as a MUA since she was 14/15 which most of us do not believe is possible as we have seen her work.

We do not know if she has any qualifications, this has not specifically been confirmed but it has been alluded too. Molly does not have a website showcasing her work and relies heavily on ‘word of mouth’ and Instagram to get bookings for make-up applications, group workshops and one on one lessons. She travels mostly around the South Island hustling for work, she will occasionally make an appearance in the North Island but that honour will cost the client big bucks as she will charge for travel.

One (of many) of our favourite statements by Molly is that she ‘doesn’t follow make up trends of the industry she works in.’

This in the past and currently has led to some embarrassing faux pas as clients having their make-up applied by Molly all end up looking the same – with lots of orangey foundation, big eyelashes all with the same-coloured lipstick and eye shadows.

Previous clients have confirmed on Tattle that Molly uses the same brushes on clients without washing them or changing the brush for each person. The Tattle client mentioned that she along with a group of other women were lined up in the toilets at a racecourse while Molly went to each person using the same tools and applying the same style on each lady – like a Police line up.

The quote from the Tattler that posted this information was “It was one of the worst experiences of my life”

Business Concerns

When you book with Molly prepare to be overcharged for what you are getting. Make up applications usually set you back $150 upwards – cash please and no invoice will be issued. A workshop can set you and your friends back $1500 plus travel.

As Molly has no website with a professional email contact be prepared for Molly to miss or forget about your booking as she regularly does not reply to DM’s, or they are in her other Instagram messages folder that she doesn’t check.

She will usually ask people to DM her again if they haven’t heard from her – “Um no thank you I have booked someone else when I didn’t hear from you!”

Life
Molly likes eating out, roasting and poking lamb, bagels and dumplings, buying Lancôme Drama mascara, not washing her make up tools or her face, being unreliable, having a boyfriend, burning through money once it hits her pocket and wearing frosted pink lipstick.
She has a talent for picking up friends and then dropping or ghosting them when she gets jealous or if good things are happening for them in their lives.
She does have two close friends, but they live far away and do not see her very much, hence why they are still friends.

Molly spends time with her poor old Mum who gets dragged into all sort of business and non-business situations e.g. driving Molly all over the South Island, selling her clothes for her at markets and picking up all tabs.

People
Sue - Molly’s Mum
Kody – Molly’s current Boyfriend
Sister and family
Dad (not featured much)


Words

Hello Doris

I’m so excited for this weekend

I’m so excited for tonight

I’m so excited for dinner

I’m so excited for breakfast

I’m so excited for (insert anything)

I’m meeting Mum for breakfast

I’m meeting Mum for Brunch

I’m meeting Mum for lunch

I’m meeting Mum for dinner
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Brilliant 👏 👏

SKILL SET
Demonstrating she is happy to drive a vehicle with
A) one hand on the wheel
B) no hands on the wheel
A) and B) combined with
C) eating
D) putting on makeup
E) recording a live
 
Is it through Callum she's joining Harcourts?
No idea but I’m sure it would help.
There’s a whole swag of dodgy real estate agents in Christchurch that all nark on each other to authorities etc…. They play musical chairs between the different firms. It’s a typically dishonest industry, Christchurch particularly so ….. from what I’ve heard Callum is good at his job, communicates well and is pretty honest with both vendors & potential purchasers. His reputation is good.
It’s a tough gig at the moment as they are not selling much, less buyers and prices aren’t as firm so real competitive for listings & sales …. not the best time to become an agent so it’s good Mol has option of earning through makeup too!!
 
No idea but I’m sure it would help.
There’s a whole swag of dodgy real estate agents in Christchurch that all nark on each other to authorities etc…. They play musical chairs between the different firms. It’s a typically dishonest industry, Christchurch particularly so ….. from what I’ve heard Callum is good at his job, communicates well and is pretty honest with both vendors & potential purchasers. His reputation is good.
It’s a tough gig at the moment as they are not selling much, less buyers and prices aren’t as firm so real competitive for listings & sales …. not the best time to become an agent so it’s good Mol has option of earning through makeup too!!
No way is she ever going to pass the three courses required. I would not want her name linked with mine if I was a successful RE agent.
I’ve heard Callum works hard and is well liked. Ahh well can’t pick your family 😁
 
No idea but I’m sure it would help.
There’s a whole swag of dodgy real estate agents in Christchurch that all nark on each other to authorities etc…. They play musical chairs between the different firms. It’s a typically dishonest industry, Christchurch particularly so ….. from what I’ve heard Callum is good at his job, communicates well and is pretty honest with both vendors & potential purchasers. His reputation is good.
It’s a tough gig at the moment as they are not selling much, less buyers and prices aren’t as firm so real competitive for listings & sales …. not the best time to become an agent so it’s good Mol has option of earning through makeup too!!
If Callum is good at his job then I really hope he doesn't link himself with Molly, I mean even having her as a PA would be a nightmare.
 
Ding dong is at Kody's making pancakes - not at Harcourts.
Guess what she's roasting and poking lamb for dinner !!
Gawd has she taken her poor cat down there? Poor fuckin thing, jaysus.
'I don't even need a fork to cut these, just a knife' ummmmmmm ? so thick I can't stand it.

No mention of ole Harcourts eh .... just going to fade away, until one of you asks her :LOL: I can't, I'm blocked.
 
I wanted to say the other day - I looked at Harcourts Ashburton’s website and I don’t think it’s a good place for Mols to go.
It’s all women except for one man, and she’s bound to piss all the women there off to the max.

I think the daughter Tammy owns it now purchased from the father who’s an old timer agent in Ashburton. There’s a bunch of old timer agents including rural ones in Ashburton that have been earning big dollars for decades, most have retired only a handful left.
Tammy is all super over the top nice smooth cringy to the max but I get the feeling she might not be like that behind closed doors??
Mol might be a bit of a character for that bunch of ladies!! Liven them up a bit!! Good craic for them!!
They are a pretty popular firm so will be good for Mol to get in with them, competition isn’t as bad in Ashburton.
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Gawd has she taken her poor cat down there? Poor fuckin thing, jaysus.
'I don't even need a fork to cut these, just a knife' ummmmmmm ? so thick I can't stand it.

No mention of ole Harcourts eh .... just going to fade away, until one of you asks her :LOL: I can't, I'm blocked.
Lol I was going to ask did she call the cat ‘licky’ her nickname for her car liquorice who came down from Glenavy when she left that dude there.
What did you do to get blocked?
 
I think the daughter Tammy owns it now purchased from the father who’s an old timer agent in Ashburton. There’s a bunch of old timer agents including rural ones in Ashburton that have been earning big dollars for decades, most have retired only a handful left.
Tammy is all super over the top nice smooth cringy to the max but I get the feeling she might not be like that behind closed doors??
Mol might be a bit of a character for that bunch of ladies!! Liven them up a bit!! Good craic for them!!
They are a pretty popular firm so will be good for Mol to get in with them, competition isn’t as bad in Ashburton.
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Lol I was going to ask did she call the cat ‘licky’ her nickname for her car liquorice who came down from Glenavy when she left that dude there.
What did you do to get blocked?
Licky - yep that's the cat that she dumped on mum and dad - Liquorice. Oh her Glenavy TRAUMA. Bullshit. :rolleyes:

I called her out on her $14 USD Aliexpress brushes that she sells on for $150.

'Mol might be a bit of a character for that bunch of ladies!! Liven them up a bit!! Good craic for them!!' you are far too nice to be on here! She's not going to go there - more pipe dreams, she has a lot.
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For comparison 👿
 

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Licky - yep that's the cat that she dumped on mum and dad - Liquorice. Oh her Glenavy TRAUMA. Bullshit. :rolleyes:

I called her out on her $14 USD Aliexpress brushes that she sells on for $150.

'Mol might be a bit of a character for that bunch of ladies!! Liven them up a bit!! Good craic for them!!' you are far too nice to be on here! She's not going to go there - more pipe dreams, she has a lot.
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For comparison 👿
Haha I have a Mol Mol set. That is exactly the set!! Daylight robbery, silly me 😩 like Ellie & her Pom chu
Three have broken - one the brush fell off handle and I can’t be bothered glueing back on and the other two the brush hairs started falling out 😩 - Rest are fine so far. I don’t know if they can withstand being shampooed for cleaning as Mol just bacteria sprays her brushes to clean when she does.
The case they came in is yucky so I threw that out!!
I guess we’ll see if she follows through with the real estate thing - she should be busy studying if she has started!!
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Speaking of #trauma - I wonder if she knows about ol mate in Glenavy getting engaged to the new lass he moved in after kicking Mol to the kerb 👀
Owwww that’s jolly good tea ☕
Is that Blair guy in Nelson now?
 
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Licky - yep that's the cat that she dumped on mum and dad - Liquorice. Oh her Glenavy TRAUMA. Bullshit. :rolleyes:

I called her out on her $14 USD Aliexpress brushes that she sells on for $150.

'Mol might be a bit of a character for that bunch of ladies!! Liven them up a bit!! Good craic for them!!' you are far too nice to be on here! She's not going to go there - more pipe dreams, she has a lot.
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For comparison 👿
You can't make this tit up!!!
Honestly, SMH
 
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