He's still a twit and she has had the full Essex make over (fillers, botox, lose weight and big white gnashers).
Well a new title will need to encompass...ts Mark supposedly being snubbed by ITV (All stars Im a celeb as he left The Games style show apprently)... their new fitness label as they aim to be Like Brand Beckham it suggests (more like Peckham)
their new gigantic Gaff...
At least we can make the title exciting...
As we know this thread is slow..
whether your loved or not threads generally have pace...
look at Katie Price...changes by the hour
but these 2 wannabe Brand Beckhams and theres just no juice...
No gossip... the last juice I heard was from someone on here regarding The Our Girl set and Luke aka Elvis
️ apparently onset flirtation it ...something like that..
Youd think there PR would just invent stuff like PR firms do to create excitement or shock etc
celebs make things up all the time as suggested by PR firms to sells movies, books and keep theor mugs out there. Good or bad its attention you need..
Brand Beckham has survived affair(s) and that gave them their biggest headlines..you have this supposed cad Beckham and dutiful wife and family woman Victoria.
For all we know most could be made up by them and its kept them popular and cemented in our lives like them or not there is at least lots going on. Brooklyns marriage.. I perosnally dont believe that at all.
But maybe like not everything is true.
But the Beckhams have things happening.. They keep the brand going like a train that never stops
unlike Mark and Michelle who are very set in their ways Michelle lately is on the same journey with Very fashion brand and Brassic
And Mark is trying to be a Jack of all Trades but still masterfully personifies typical Essex boy from Towie
These 2 cant even convince me theyre a couple.!!!
They need drama to gain traction, interest..affairs, splits any story lines that makes them seem normal, interesting, different just like real life couples and people.
Otherwise these Mark and Chelle threads will have a casual 3 month turnover
(or is it less...
)
Just how long will be the same dull story
Brassic .. Very...Mega Mansion its all we've heard about because theyre simply a dull celebrity couple YET THEY WANT TO BE LIKE BRAND BECKHAM
NOPE doesnt work like that.
You need to be interesting guys
Look at The Kardashians.. crazy..loopy..affairs and all sorts of crazy
tit that Momager seems to plan as its suggested.