Summary: Michael & Dave Kay #9 Cruising into Obscurity with a Manic Dickcam POV
It all started May 11, 2022: Dave was in Europe for a months long trip that is still ongoing. He is still wearing winter clothing in the middle of the summer. But he wears jeans to the beach, so it's at least plausible. But we all know he's hasn't been in Europe for months. But keep that content coming!
Michael was all excited about his new Moon Knight costume. It was pointed out that his costume not only does not look like the character, Pillsbury dough boy, stay puft marshmallow, colonel sanders, Micheline tire, maybe. Plus he does not seem to know that his mask is not allowed at WDW, so much for park expertise.
Micheal became a serious reporter of facts with many green screen presentations of fact-less information. His headphones are not for show, stage director mom tells him when he's put in enough time for his stans. "That should hold the idiots" is her stage direction and he signs off. It was during this period that headphones became michael's go to stage prop.
Lied about being injured to get more patreon money. Patreon numbers crashing through the floor. Now 200 is the goal when he had over 300 before experimenting with trying to keep his channel going with no content, no parks, no nothing. The returns do not look favorable.
Courtesy CMDisney!
Courtesy Claude! Claude tried to make up with Kelly, not sure how that turned out, claude some 411! Apologies to all!!!!!! except claude since he's the one that cursed us with ^^
Michael hung on for nearly two months posting crap like "why did they get rid of disney quest years ago" and our tattlers took turns watching and reporting so that others were spared. So brave!!!
An avatar was born:
Found a third reason why michael was not at the parks: Tikimeerkeat reported that michael is not at the parks because he's focused on cruising. Michael also said he was going, but not filming and that he was not going because of injury. hmmmm
Michael admitted that he has lost the magic. Many of his videos were whinathons of angst.
Michael thought it was a good idea to book a $10000 vacation and use that park time getting the perfect photo pass picture, telling us where the cameras are located in a very confusing word salad.
Michael still loves refillable mugs. Michael thinks it's a good idea to book a $10000 vacation and use that as an opportunity to save $1 on soda. If you had 10000 drinks, you'd have another vacation from the savings!!
Michael remained bitter about WDW generally and now has added cruise ship Wish christening to his bitter pill container.
Tiki is correct, in reviewing the thread one can see that there is no cohesive theme to anything michael is doing, he's all over the board, and yet no where at the same time.
