Melanie Murphy #23 More labels than TK Maxx, uses the sheep to get her facts

[emerald]

Title from @Wills315

 

[artemist]

Manages to lounge about in her dressing gown filming a reel about the issues with HP Goblet of Fire kid free but no she definitely gets no help with the kids

 

[mama.llama.drama]

Right?! She claims to go to bed with the kids at night … yet has all this time to watch movies, seemingly on a daily basis?

I mean we know Thomas is off work at least three days a week, but even so, clearly she has a tonne of kid-free time on her hands.

 

[monga]

I’m sure they’ll be reminded for a lifetime

 

[mama.llama.drama]

That incredibly long list looks awfully UPF-esque

 

[monga]

There’s bound to be a waffle or two

 

[Dearreader]

What kinda excuses are these

Might have visitors.
Kids might be sick.

 

[rattleprattle]

Typical Melanie getting the excuses lined up early.

 

[artemist]

What kinda excuses are these

Might have visitors.
Kids might be sick.

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Why does she tell the whole world this like we’re her personal diary? Also if someone wished her harm they pretty much know where she’s gunna be when, girl has zero survival skills

 

[mama.llama.drama]

Well now she’s attached the ADHD label she’s got a convenient excuse for everything.

 

[monga]

Why does she tell the whole world this like we’re her personal diary? Also if someone wished her harm they pretty much know where she’s gunna be when, girl has zero survival skills

Why would they go on a hike when they could walk to her door ? you know the one with the distinctive 1970’s cladding and chimney

 

[mama.llama.drama]

The one in Brigs with the 70’s crazy stone, garden gnomes and banged up old Renault 5 parked out front

 

[mama.llama.drama]

My God … she must be a nightmare to know.

Imagine putting your Aunt out for 8 years (!!) straight because you’re too lazy to make one phone call!

 

[Eileen.G999]

My God … she must be a nightmare to know.

Imagine putting your Aunt out for 8 years (!!) straight because you’re too lazy to make one phone call!

Hahahaha mel has an excuse for everything now