Melanie Murphy #20 My breasts are down here

[emerald]

Thread title from yours truly

Recap:
Melanie is currently on a "hyperphantasia" kick. She loves a self-diagnosis, this one.

Other than that, it's the same old same old. Breastfeeding as a personality trait and feeling sorry for herself.

Please feel free to add to the recap.

 

[artemist]

Her IG stories are making me want to gouge my eyes out

 

[Daisymai]

How long is she going to go on about this?! We can add it to her list:
Disordered eating
Alcoholic
Porn addict
Grammy ovary
Hyperphantasia

 

[Thenosyyoke]

Literally away with the fairies.
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Actually maybe her and Thomas are a perfect match. Pilots are trained to handle stressful situations, calmly.

 

[Shaylee]

It's like a stage of mat leave where I was totally exhausted and demented, pounding the pavements with a colicky baby, ranting away to myself

 

[firecracker]

The smugness on her face, talking about “her hyperphantasia” I can’t

 

[Dearreader]

The smugness on her face, talking about “her hyperphantasia” I can’t

It's gas because the truth is if she didn't have a background in YouTube she never would have been published. She can really duck off with this brilliant mind BS. She has zero creativity or imagination- her YouTube, Instagram and pathetic attempt at novels and poetry is proof.

 

[bomey]

The smugness on her face, talking about “her hyperphantasia” I can’t

New profile pic. There seems to be a correlation between her smugness and her gob's quirky distortion.

 

[Wills315]

Just came across this lovely family photo of Melanie, Thomas and the two childers

 

[ImaLeoooo]

I'm a lurker on this thread, but I just wanted to say the thread title is golden

 

[lyrabel]

TW ED.

Not sure if this was mentioned before but I personally believe one of her reasons for keeping on breastfeeding even when she seems quite unhappy with it at times has a little bit to do with her eating disorder.. since breastfeeding seems to burn so many calories.

 

[artemist]

Trying to humble brag about knowing this Cian fellow before he got famous and successful with a no. 1 album. Why can’t Mel ever celebrate another persons achievements without trying to cut herself a piece of the action by staking some claim.

 

[Dearreader]

Trying to humble brag about knowing this Cian fellow before he got famous and successful with a no. 1 album. Why can’t Mel ever celebrate another persons achievements without trying to cut herself a piece of the action by staking some claim.

Yes!! She's such a narc...And she literally only followed him on Instagram yesterday.

 

[rattleprattle]

Trying to humble brag about knowing this Cian fellow before he got famous and successful with a no. 1 album. Why can’t Mel ever celebrate another persons achievements without trying to cut herself a piece of the action by staking some claim.

If she thought he was going to surpass her in the fame department she’d go out of her way to sabotage it. She has zero good will for anyone.

 

[Dearreader]

The baby has no raincover over the buggy but poor Melanie is drenched and wrecked. Me me me.

 

[booshkin]

The baby has no raincover over the buggy but poor Melanie is drenched and wrecked. Me me me.

It just proves she never takes them out for walks or she'd be used to walking in the rain it's Ireland ffs

 

[rattleprattle]

The little boy hasn’t so much as a hat on.

 

[Dearreader]

It just proves she never takes them out for walks or she'd be used to walking in the rain it's Ireland ffs

Absolutely!! Ireland gets four seasons in a day. Even if the sun is splitting the stones I bring the raincover and appropriate layers to put on or take off just incase.

Also she claims she's drenched yet she's got a few tiny droplets in her hair and her jumper is bone dry. Why does she have to be such a martyr for something as simple as taking your kids for a walk. It's for them. It brings them joy to see and experience nature all around them.

Also mad how she's wearing a big wooly fleece and the toddler is in a light denim jacket. As long as your wrapped up and Cosy, Mel.

 

[emerald]

I thought going for a walk was as good as going to the club, Mel.

 

[booshkin]

Absolutely!! Ireland gets four seasons in a day. Even if the sun is splitting the stones I bring the raincover and appropriate layers to put on or take off just incase.

Also she claims she's drenched yet she's got a few tiny droplets in her hair and her jumper is bone dry. Why does she have to be such a martyr for something as simple as taking your kids for a walk. It's for them. It brings them joy to see and experience nature all around them.

Also mad how she's wearing a big wooly fleece and the toddler is in a light denim jacket. As long as your wrapped up and Cosy, Mel.

Exactly, I've been caught in heavy rain walking my son and have gotten absolutely drenched but I don't care about that, baby is dry from the rain cover and happy to be out that's all that matters!! Imagine posting on Instagram every time you got caught in light rain she's so chronically online it's laughable