Megan Mckenna #2 Bump on display, moving away, give it a year till they call it a day

[BirkenheadTranny]

Well done to @Cucumber and eggs for the winning thread title And welcome everybody to the thread that will be the big reveal of Ollie's 2nd born child and inevitably the one where we see him go out to get some milk

 

[LoonyLeopard]

Ok, new to this thread but buckling myself in for the car crash that is going to be this selfish, vain narcissist attempting to put another human before herself … it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

Can someone one pretty please quickly fill me in on the “going to get milk” reference? Did OddBod do a Darren Day back in the day?

 

[Nastygal20]

She’s defo gone into labour or had the baby already as she has been completely silent for a few days!

 

[Killerheels]

Can someone one pretty please quickly fill me in on the “going to get milk” reference? Did OddBod do a Darren Day back in the day?

She sent Ollie to the supermarket with a map of exactly where everything was. Of course as a grown man he can't possibly work that out himself....

 

[PattiQueenB]

She’s defo gone into labour or had the baby already as she has been completely silent for a few days!

Agreed, she's far too quiet, not even a breakfast post!!

 

[bcat1998]

She’s had the baby! A boy bet she’s fuming

 

[Cucumber and eggs]

Just seen she's had her baby. Another son for her partner

 

[giftmesh*t]

How many times does she need to show her bleeping tit

 

[Gillybean42]

Saw it was 7.30 so I thought I would open Instagram to see if she had waited to post at the biggest engagement time and she has at least she’s picked a decent name for the kid

 

[Astonishing]

Landon right on the money
Soppy post full of freckle tit…

planned section? Is that why she needed 80 dummies

 

[Swx]

Why do we have to see multiple close up videos of your nipple in your new born babys mouth have a day off

 

[bopbop22]

Really cute baby- hate the name, just makes me think it’s how chavs say ‘London’ … Laaandon

 

[greylady]

I’m buzzing she’s had a boy smug cow haha just because of how much she will of wanted a girl with deadbeat already having a boy! She will of at least wanted him to have his first daughter! Had a feeling it was a boy from nub theory but you can never be certain!
also knew she’d have a section after banging on about her natural pain free birth! she’s draining and I’m sooo happy I don’t have to see her purple bump so more just insufferable her
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She’s had the baby! A boy bet she’s fuming

Deffo raging about that like

 

[Beetle.]

Judging by this video montage, every tiny little aspect of his life is going to be filmed/photographed for Instagram. Poor kid.

 

[Swx]

I’m sooo happy I don’t have to see her purple bump so more just insufferable her

Just her purple tit

 

[Beckz1205]

So did she know she was having a section hence all the pre cooked meals for the hospital and claiming German hospitals keep you in longer (when really she knew she was having a section so would be staying in)…. I’m sure she banged on about having a natural birth.

 

[Killerheels]

She definitely had a elective cesarean. I bet she'll make the most of the "complications" though. If you've conceived IVF you don't take chances with a natural labour. That said baby is cooked... 9lb!

 

[fugglemonkey]

Sorry why was she in Germany?

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Well Laaaaandaaaan looks better out than what he did in that gawd awful alien belly we've had to endure daily.

Now it's moley tits

 

[tellmewhy]

Sorry why was she in Germany?

They’ve moved there for his work I think