Mason Mount #22 Mason Trout strikes again, wears too many layers and has rude friends!

[calmyourritas]

This is a rave thread despite the title.

Welcome to thread 22! We made it to Mason’s age Thread title by @Smca53 - original was Mason Trout strikes again, wears too many layers and has dickhead friends! But we can’t swear in them

I can’t stop staring at this beautiful picture:

Recap of previous thread:
️ 2 absolutely strange people don’t like pizza. Come on, own up…
️ 15 people backed me and Mase up and also eat ketchup with pizza.
️ The horrific cross jeans were nearly 4 grand.
️ Chilly made it to the England squad which pleased those who have been hypnotised.
️ WhatsApp, Facebook and Instagram all went down and it felt like the dark ages.
️ Tommy T loves the vag.

️ The Cobham College Stalkers all joined forces.
️I’m shocked by how many of you haven’t watched Dirty Dancing.
️ We were all invested in @jflurker93 window fitter.
️ The boys arrived at SGP and Mason’s wash bag was actually in his backpack!
️ As soon as the boys went away She Who Must Not Be Named turned up with Raffa the Cockapoo.
️ Still wondering how I can get the lady at SGP’s job. What a dream.
️ Some training pics and his legs look SO GOOD but I need to see the arms too!

️ The barber needs kidnapping before he destroys the fluff.
️ I want need to be under him.

️ We got new smut from @jflurker93 and @nellyloz123

️ The arrivals video was dropped!
️ Little Phil is the designated IT technician.
️ @laylavd knows someone who knows Mason and we all got excited, then got a little ick because he wouldn’t send her a video message. Butternips come back and tell us all about Mason Trout please.
️ Happy birthday to @irishgal2013!
️ The prada jacket is actually a jacket/blazer hybrid and now we all hate it. Apart from @PunkRocker.
️ The England social media team keep ignoring all our requests for more Daddy.
️ The boys flew to Andorra and Mase was STILL wearing a coat.
️ We were treated to a Mase/Deccers video and he has got MOVES.
️ Sending love to all who need it

Leaving these here because WHY NOT

 

[nellyloz123]

Thank you @calmyourritas for another fabulous recap! I forget all of the stuff that happened early on I’m still adamant it was the friend that was rude and Mason Trout does not actually exist! Here I am supporting Mase in the puffa jacket crew. It’s a bit nippy in Wales today…. Have a fabulous day all!

 

[Eden246]

@calmyourritas …

What would we do without these recaps?! Had to vote Spicy, J Lingz and Grealish for the big night out. Some strong contenders in there depending which way you want your night to end

 

[laylavd]

Amazing recap, thank you @calmyourritas.

You've all kept me going this week. Work is shit, the colleagues nephew is shit and I had the ick.

The smut has been exceptional. Thank you.

Side note, has Mings withdrawn from the England squad? I saw him on the arrivals video but not a sighting since. Have I missed something? I'm beginning to think I imagined him in the arrivals video?

 

[Geraldine.20.jobs]

This is a rave thread despite the title.

Welcome to thread 22! We made it to Mason’s age Thread title by @Smca53 - original was Mason Trout strikes again, wears too many layers and has dickhead friends! But we can’t swear in them

I can’t stop staring at this beautiful picture:

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Recap of previous thread:
2 absolutely strange people don’t like pizza. Come on, own up…
15 people backed me and Mase up and also eat ketchup with pizza.
The horrific cross jeans were nearly 4 grand.
Chilly made it to the England squad which pleased those who have been hypnotised.
WhatsApp, Facebook and Instagram all went down and it felt like the dark ages.
Tommy T loves the vag.

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The Cobham College Stalkers all joined forces.
I’m shocked by how many of you haven’t watched Dirty Dancing.
We were all invested in @jflurker93 window fitter.
The boys arrived at SGP and Mason’s wash bag was actually in his backpack!
As soon as the boys went away She Who Must Not Be Named turned up with Raffa the Cockapoo.
Still wondering how I can get the lady at SGP’s job. What a dream.
Some training pics and his legs look SO GOOD but I need to see the arms too!

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The barber needs kidnapping before he destroys the fluff.
I want need to be under him.

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We got new smut from @jflurker93 and @nellyloz123

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The arrivals video was dropped!
Little Phil is the designated IT technician.
@laylavd knows someone who knows Mason and we all got excited, then got a little ick because he wouldn’t send her a video message. Butternips come back and tell us all about Mason Trout please.
Happy birthday to @irishgal2013!
The prada jacket is actually a jacket/blazer hybrid and now we all hate it. Apart from @PunkRocker.
The England social media team keep ignoring all our requests for more Daddy.
The boys flew to Andorra and Mase was STILL wearing a coat.
We were treated to a Mase/Deccers video and he has got MOVES.
Sending love to all who need it ❤❤❤

Leaving these here because WHY NOT

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Epic recap as always. I missed the medication chat last night because I fell asleep really early , but I also think Tramadol are amazing. I have them on prescription because I am broken

Thank you @calmyourritas for another fabulous recap! I forget all of the stuff that happened early on I’m still adamant it was the friend that was rude and Mason Trout does not actually exist! Here I am supporting Mase in the puffa jacket crew. It’s a bit nippy in Wales today…. Have a fabulous day all! View attachment 799791 qView attachment 799792 q

Check you out you little fitty

 

[nellyloz123]

Epic recap as always. I missed the medication chat last night because I fell asleep really early , but I also think Tramadol are amazing. I have them on prescription because I am broken


Check you out you little fitty

TY @Geraldine.20.jobs Decided to make an effort for Fuck me Friday also just remembered I had a dream about my ex…. He always randomly pops up in my dreams now and then

 

[keylimepie]

@calmyourritas …

What would we do without these recaps?! Had to vote Spicy, J Lingz and Grealish for the big night out. Some strong contenders in there depending which way you want your night to end

@calmyourritas …

What would we do without these recaps?! Had to vote Spicy, J Lingz and Grealish for the big night out. Some strong contenders in there depending which way you want your night to end

Thanks @calmyourritas for another brilliant recap and @Smca53 for a great title!
I picked the same as you Eden!! As long as Ronaldo isn’t there, I’m not fussed who comes to be honest

 

[Geraldine.20.jobs]

I'm really not feeling today at all. I still feel like shit and do not have the energy or patience to deal with idiots and their stupid questions today. I need some seriously hot Daddy and Chilly content to make my day more bearable. I'm blasting out the FBC playlist to try and help manifest it

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

@calmyourritas i love that you had to put a disclaimer that this is rave thread dispute the title honestly, from the outside looking in this is not a rave thread! We’re those really honest friends that tell you your hair looks shit, your outfit isn’t weather appropriate/looks like you’re going on a school trip, slags off your mates and moans because you don’t text back.

we love you really mason

& @calmyourritas where would we be without you

 

[calmyourritas]

The New Look website is trolling me

 

[PunkRocker]

Morning all! Thanks @calmyourritas for another awesome recap when Mason finally sees sense and gets in touch, we'll make sure you have the first go!

This poll is going to be very tricky for me. Am I thinking with my fiery groin or my mind? Do I want a funny and entertaining night or am I hoping to get ploughed at the end of it? Do I just want to piss everyone off by picking Ronaldo and Kyle? Decisions, decisions

 

[QueenL]

@calmyourritas Fabulous recap as always! Thank you so much! Every time I read them they cheer me up. To see that these threads are way more than just lusting after Mase, we also have to put him in his place when he is becoming Mason Trout, going to his barber every week or wearing questionable outfits; the lusting after other footballers is also great and we don't fight each other!

Also, @Smca53 great title!
I have a problem...I know that two of my votes are going to Jesse and JG but...the third is difficult because under normal circumstances I would vote Spicy but I'll feel bad if Sancho and Mings don't get a vote

Thank you @calmyourritas for another fabulous recap! I forget all of the stuff that happened early on I’m still adamant it was the friend that was rude and Mason Trout does not actually exist! Here I am supporting Mase in the puffa jacket crew. It’s a bit nippy in Wales today…. Have a fabulous day all! View attachment 799791 qView attachment 799792 q

You are looking great!!

Hope you all have an amazing day!

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

Morning all! Thanks @calmyourritas for another awesome recap when Mason finally sees sense and gets in touch, we'll make sure you have the first go!

This poll is going to be very tricky for me. Am I thinking with my fiery groin or my mind? Do I want a funny and entertaining night or am I hoping to get ploughed at the end of it? Do I just want to piss everyone off by picking Ronaldo and Kyle? Decisions, decisions

I swear if you pick you can pack your things and leave

 

[calmyourritas]

My window cleaner is here, normally I’m at work when he comes. I’m just sat here on my sofa like



why is it so awkward?! I wish I’d kept the curtains closed

 

[SmoochL]

@calmyourritas Amazing once again!



I read on Reddit that Mason Mount was a pornstar's name, and can't stop laughing.

 

[Geraldine.20.jobs]

My window cleaner is here, normally I’m at work when he comes. I’m just sat here on my sofa like



why is it so awkward?! I wish I’d kept the curtains closed

Haha mine is here too, but I've moved into the kitchen till he has finished at the front

 

[PunkRocker]

I swear if you pick you can pack your things and leave

Do you know who I am?! the disrespect astounds me!
Perhaps me and @Scuffed will have to leave and form a new group where funny men with weird tongues are appreciated!

My window cleaner is here, normally I’m at work when he comes. I’m just sat here on my sofa like



why is it so awkward?! I wish I’d kept the curtains closed

He always turns up when I'm working reading Tattle and I have to busy myself and pretend to be doing important business

 

[QueenL]

@calmyourritas Amazing once again!



I read on Reddit that Mason Mount was a pornstar's name, and can't stop laughing.

Tbf, when I heard Mase and Dec calling themselves Money Mase and Dangerous Deccers I thought they seemed the types of name you will hear in porn or if they were strippers.
Wouldn't complain if they decided to follow that career path after they retire.

 

[SmoochL]

Tbf, when I heard Mase and Dec calling themselves Money Mase and Dangerous Deccers I thought they seemed the types of name you will hear in porn or if they were strippers.
Wouldn't complain if they decided to follow that career path after they retire.

FBC always in first row...

 

[Chani10]

Tbf, when I heard Mase and Dec calling themselves Money Mase and Dangerous Deccers I thought they seemed the types of name you will hear in porn or if they were strippers.
Wouldn't complain if they decided to follow that career path after they retire.

I remember watching a video of those two and someone wrote in the comments that one was food and the other was a sexual position I mean, he wasn't wrong.