calmyourritas
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Wow! Another new thread already! You thirsty bunch! Title by @keylimepie
We aren’t responsible for any offence, psychological trauma or rampant horniness, so don’t be sending us your court summons/therapy bills/childcare bills. They will be used to dry our flooded basements.
Initiation checklist:
Do you like nipples?
Are you down with Mason spitting in your mouth?
Gentle Mase, Daddy Mase or both?
Fluffy hair or Daddy cut?
Do you know the password?
What is your preference on facial hair?
List of nicknames for footballers commonly discussed:
Daddy - Mason
SPICY Rice - Declan
- Kyle Walker
Gnasher - Foden
Dennis the Menace - Maguire
Craig from BB8/Tink- Chilly
Tytan - Mings
Pebbles - Stones
Grealush/Jack the Lad/Light - Grealish
Mr Angry - Pickford
Spank me Hendo - Henderson
Curly/Cute Curls - Dom CL
Grandad - Kane
P Diddly/Paddy Long Dong - Patrick Bamford
Recap of previous thread:
It’s been another chaotic 48 hours for the FBC.
Poll results!
Lampard in first with 26.3%
Redknapp (my personal fave) second with 25%
And coming in third Pep with 21.1%
Special mention to our man Tony Mount who got 7 votes! Well done Papito!
Apparently Ronaldo is not in his 40s! Who knew?! (Evidently not me).
Punk finally got a turn in the box.
Another stalker teen appeared.
Lots of us got new sexy avatars.
Well done to @Eden246 on your weight loss!
@MrsM19 had a great day out seeing sexy men in the flesh up up close.
Lightbulb was also carrying his wash bag. Why?
@Geraldine.20.jobs is back! ❤❤
Mason didn’t play, but we did get some sexy pics and vids of him on the bench. Even with flat hair.
The boys (Mase, Foden, Jack and Chilly) looked like they were on a school trip. Chilly had been to the gift shop.
THAT Craig pic appeared again. Thanks @Smca53
The topless Captain Ricey pics got us feeling some kinda way.
This is the only appropriate response.
@keylimepie was trolled by a snail.
Mase was at the boxing match wearing a questionable £1390 Burberry jacket which only looked sexy because it was on him.
Tony the LAD was with him celebrating his 7 votes.
Dec came through with a quote straight from the Lightbulb playbook.
The TikTok teens are being their usual selves.. posting videos about Mason’s 10/10 dick but they are absolutely ⚠NOT SEXUALISING HIM⚠
@jflurker93 got a cheese sandwich from Maccys.
We’re all preparing to send our letters, drawings, tit pics, knickers to SGP for the boys next arrival.
We had a wholesome Sunday night chat about blozzers and being an official cock sucker of the England team.
@User name taken is the BJQ from the FBC.
We got a beautiful vid of Spicy and cocky gum chewing Mason. Again…
@Chani10 found the WHOLE 3 minute video and I owe her big time.
Finally.. my new favourite thing ever.
Which Mason mood are you today? By @jflurker93
We aren’t responsible for any offence, psychological trauma or rampant horniness, so don’t be sending us your court summons/therapy bills/childcare bills. They will be used to dry our flooded basements.
Initiation checklist:
Do you like nipples? Are you down with Mason spitting in your mouth? Gentle Mase, Daddy Mase or both? Fluffy hair or Daddy cut? Do you know the password? What is your preference on facial hair?List of nicknames for footballers commonly discussed:
Daddy - MasonSPICY Rice - Declan - Kyle WalkerGnasher - Foden Dennis the Menace - Maguire Craig from BB8/Tink- Chilly Tytan - Mings Pebbles - Stones Grealush/Jack the Lad/Light - Grealish Mr Angry - Pickford Spank me Hendo - Henderson Curly/Cute Curls - Dom CL Grandad - Kane P Diddly/Paddy Long Dong - Patrick BamfordRecap of previous thread:
It’s been another chaotic 48 hours for the FBC. Poll results!Lampard in first with 26.3%
Redknapp (my personal fave) second with 25%
And coming in third Pep with 21.1%
Special mention to our man Tony Mount who got 7 votes! Well done Papito! Apparently Ronaldo is not in his 40s! Who knew?! (Evidently not me). Punk finally got a turn in the box. Another stalker teen appeared. Lots of us got new sexy avatars. Well done to @Eden246 on your weight loss! @MrsM19 had a great day out seeing sexy men in the flesh up up close. Lightbulb was also carrying his wash bag. Why? @Geraldine.20.jobs is back! ❤❤ Mason didn’t play, but we did get some sexy pics and vids of him on the bench. Even with flat hair. The boys (Mase, Foden, Jack and Chilly) looked like they were on a school trip. Chilly had been to the gift shop. THAT Craig pic appeared again. Thanks @Smca53 The topless Captain Ricey pics got us feeling some kinda way.
This is the only appropriate response.
@keylimepie was trolled by a snail. Mase was at the boxing match wearing a questionable £1390 Burberry jacket which only looked sexy because it was on him.
Tony the LAD was with him celebrating his 7 votes. Dec came through with a quote straight from the Lightbulb playbook.
The TikTok teens are being their usual selves.. posting videos about Mason’s 10/10 dick but they are absolutely ⚠NOT SEXUALISING HIM⚠ @jflurker93 got a cheese sandwich from Maccys. We’re all preparing to send our letters, drawings, tit pics, knickers to SGP for the boys next arrival. We had a wholesome Sunday night chat about blozzers and being an official cock sucker of the England team. @User name taken is the BJQ from the FBC. We got a beautiful vid of Spicy and cocky gum chewing Mason. Again…
@Chani10 found the WHOLE 3 minute video and I owe her big time.Finally.. my new favourite thing ever.
Which Mason mood are you today? By @jflurker93
just in time for the new thread too!! Thanks for the recap 
