calmyourritas
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Somehow we have made it all the way to thread number TEN! Thread title by @Bloody orange Hell (I just changed ‘do’ to ‘have’ as thought it was slightly more appropriate for a title… which seems silly thinking about what we post in here 
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This seemed like a fitting pic to use!
Initiation checklist:
Do you like nipples?
Are you down with Mason spitting in your mouth?
Gentle Mase, Daddy Mase or both?
Fluffy hair or Daddy cut?
Do you know the password?
List of nicknames for footballers commonly discussed:
Daddy - Mason
SPICY Rice - Declan
- Kyle Walker
Gnasher - Foden
Dennis the Menace - Maguire
Craig from BB8/Tink- Chilly
Tytan - Mings
Pebbles - Stones
Grealush/Jack the Lad - Grealish
Mr Angry - Pickford
Spank me Hendo - Henderson
Curly/Cute Curls - Dom CL
Grandad - Kane
Paddy Long Dong - Patrick Bamford
Recap of previous thread:
️ Mason came off the plane to Budapest with an actual briefcase looking like @laylavd ‘s IT technician.
️ We were treated to new pics of him from his fun photoshoot with Dele and Tink in his flowery jeans.
️ There was a video of Mason drinking coffee which made us all tingly.
️ We FINALLY got a 15 minute video of content but still too many clothes were worn.
️ We admired Mason’s peach in Lycra.
️ A dark conversation was had about how far we would REALLY go for Mason. Honestly, this thread is therapy.
️ Declan agreed Mason is the most wanted man on TikTok, which means he’s defo seen all the thirsty videos. Watch out masonispeng.com
️ Lots of new members joined!
️ Park Ji-Sung has MASSIVE socks.
️ @PunkRocker had a Weston-super-Mare with Mr Punk Rocker.
️ The match was on… we admired some of the other players … NOT Walker… but Grealish, Stones, Maguire(??!)
️ Mason got an assist and Vanilla Rice became SPICY.
️ We all turned into Rice STANS.. he did it all, got angry, scored a goal and drank from the cups the spectators threw. What a babe.
️ The commentator was for sure a secret tattler, saying “Mason has run his socks into the ground” when he got subbed off.
️ Some members admitting to fancying Roy Keane. Box behaviour if I ever saw it.
️ Mason uploaded a pic just after the match saying “Hungary for more” which in my eye 100% confirms he is reading here. Come join us Mase we’ll be nice.
️ Dennis tried to get involved with the tongue action. It didn’t work.
️ Geraldine’s daughter’s friend found us on a google search for Mason Mount spit and then she called us old women. Why does this keep happening to us!
️ As usual, things got a bit rowdy and we ended up discussing vibrators and threesomes 
️ Mason uploaded some pics giving us even more clues he’s reading here.
️ Not many really shared my Pickford love but I appreciate the support.
And finally… the uniform response to fuckwits/haters/trolls….
) This seemed like a fitting pic to use!
Initiation checklist:
Do you like nipples? Are you down with Mason spitting in your mouth? Gentle Mase, Daddy Mase or both? Fluffy hair or Daddy cut? Do you know the password?List of nicknames for footballers commonly discussed:
Daddy - Mason SPICY Rice - Declan - Kyle Walker Gnasher - Foden Dennis the Menace - Maguire Craig from BB8/Tink- Chilly Tytan - Mings Pebbles - Stones Grealush/Jack the Lad - Grealish Mr Angry - Pickford Spank me Hendo - Henderson Curly/Cute Curls - Dom CL Grandad - Kane Paddy Long Dong - Patrick BamfordRecap of previous thread:
️ Mason came off the plane to Budapest with an actual briefcase looking like @laylavd ‘s IT technician. ️ We were treated to new pics of him from his fun photoshoot with Dele and Tink in his flowery jeans. ️ There was a video of Mason drinking coffee which made us all tingly. ️ We FINALLY got a 15 minute video of content but still too many clothes were worn. ️ We admired Mason’s peach in Lycra. ️ A dark conversation was had about how far we would REALLY go for Mason. Honestly, this thread is therapy. ️ Declan agreed Mason is the most wanted man on TikTok, which means he’s defo seen all the thirsty videos. Watch out masonispeng.com ️ Lots of new members joined! ️ Park Ji-Sung has MASSIVE socks. ️ @PunkRocker had a Weston-super-Mare with Mr Punk Rocker. ️ The match was on… we admired some of the other players … NOT Walker… but Grealish, Stones, Maguire(??!)️ Mason got an assist and Vanilla Rice became SPICY. ️ We all turned into Rice STANS.. he did it all, got angry, scored a goal and drank from the cups the spectators threw. What a babe.️ The commentator was for sure a secret tattler, saying “Mason has run his socks into the ground” when he got subbed off.️ Some members admitting to fancying Roy Keane. Box behaviour if I ever saw it. ️ Mason uploaded a pic just after the match saying “Hungary for more” which in my eye 100% confirms he is reading here. Come join us Mase we’ll be nice. ️ Dennis tried to get involved with the tongue action. It didn’t work. ️ Geraldine’s daughter’s friend found us on a google search for Mason Mount spit and then she called us old women. Why does this keep happening to us! ️ As usual, things got a bit rowdy and we ended up discussing vibrators and threesomes ️ Mason uploaded some pics giving us even more clues he’s reading here. ️ Not many really shared my Pickford love but I appreciate the support.And finally… the uniform response to fuckwits/haters/trolls….
I don't know how you do it but I'm bloody glad you do! 
