Married at First Sight UK #9 Bradley Namaste away from me

[Unicorn_Poop]

He really thinks he’s a worldie doesn’t he…

 

[LouBug19]

What is marks accent about? He's sounding like Dan wootan. Not him saying a black suit means death when he's wearing frigging skulls!

 

[thegrumpos]

Sean is actually really attractive, he’s not preened and polished but there’s absolutely nothing wrong with him.

 

[pommobear]

Mark has the biggest over inflated opinion of himself. Mate you're not Ryan Gosling, you look like you're on a care in the community project work experience day in Asda.

 

[Danielle0120]

Crying over a black suit

duck off man! He's the most unattractive spoilt bleep of a man I've ever seen, he should count himself lucky that the other groom didn't do a runner when he saw those lips and alien shaped head

 

[Diagnosis123]

Helluva smile on the leprechaun. Handsome little fella

 

[Furrytriangle]

I wonder if Sean is thinking he’s not his type at all but is a grown up and a gentleman so is staying quiet and polite?

 

[aimzalicious]

RHYMING VOWS

 

[pommobear]

bleeping POEM. My biggest biggest ick is tit poetry.

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

As if he’d say no and not get his 15 minutes of fame on telebox

 

[I steal names]

Sean is actually really attractive, he’s not preened and polished but there’s absolutely nothing wrong with him.

Far more attractive than the poisonous little dwarf he’s been paired up with!

 

[alittlebitofthebubbly]

Sean looks like he's being sick in his mouth. He didn't order a monkey in a suit but there we go.

 

[Sonz1981]

Of course he’ll say I do - he no doubt wants the Instagram fame

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

As if he’d say no and not get his 15 minutes of fame on telebox

Exactly. The pause is him weighing up how much free tit he can advertise on insta if he leaves now or later

 

[Spoke]

Sean blink twice if you need help hun

 

[Olebiscuitbarrel]

RHYMING VOWS

I read that as "rimming vows"

 

[Redtea2]

It should be Sean gutted sorry but imagine waking up to that every morning

 

[Instaxo1]

Mark

 

[Spoke]

I read that as "rimming vows"

GeorgeS?

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

Exactly. The pause is him weighing up how much free tit he can advertise on insta if he leaves now or later

He will be trying to sell me a mooslover bodysuit or a mystery makeup pallet on TikTok in no time