Married at first sight Uk #7 Brads a walking red flag and Ella's only there for a shag

[call.me.coco]

What I will say is that Ixpert Mel looks hot tonight

Yes! She really suits a softer make-up look.

 

[docmum]

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Crying

 

[gimm3more]

I find it so mad that if one person puts leave they still have to stay?? Like if you want a divorce the other person can’t just be like “nah” and then you go “aw fair enough then” hahahahah fucks sake

 

[GalaxyGirl70]

How can Ella even breathe through her nose with those lips pushing it upwards.... looks so uncomfortable.

 

[Furrytriangle]

I feel like half these people mean ‘stay on tv’ rather than ‘stay’, because their words and actions do not match their desire to stay!

 

[Penisdlite]

She got a massive sulk on as soon as he mentioned spin the bottle. Being in a relationship with her must be exhausting because you’d be walking on eggshells the entire time

 

[Diagnosis123]

I wasn't paying attention at the start of the episode and perhaps it was mentioned, where are Shona and Brad?

 

[Comewhinewithme]

I’m still not 100% that Lukes not just here to boost his social following. Did someone else say hes been on another dating show before? A bit of a red flag ngl

1mil % he's gives me the vibe he'll laugh about getting a shag out of the show with his mates.

 

[budley]

There is currently an argument raging in this house about whether Thomas looks like Art the Clown from the Terrifier films:

Spoiler: Scary clown picture

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I still don’t know which one is Thomas??!?!??

 

[SaLou]

They are trying to make this suspenseful and interesting but it's really not

 

[welshgirl2021]

Who was she playing spin the bottle with and how did the others know about it??

I was thinking that do they see people from outside the experiment?

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

I find it so mad that if one person puts leave they still have to stay?? Like if you want a divorce the other person can’t just be like “nah” and then you go “aw fair enough then” hahahahah fucks sake

I'd be like duck that, I'm outta here, beep beep, outta my waaayyyyy!

 

[formerlurker]

She got a massive sulk on as soon as he mentioned spin the bottle. Being in a relationship with her must be exhausting because you’d be walking on eggshells the entire time

She’s one of those annoying people that has a stupidly high opinion of themselves without any good reason!

 

[Sonz1981]

How can Ella even breathe through her nose with those lips pushing it upwards.... looks so uncomfortable.

She looks like she has a cold and has to constantly breathe through her mouth

 

[Perspicacia Tick]

Ella looks like the quacky bird from Twirly Woos.

 

[Zulkraa]

Arthur get yourself vajankle and sack Laura off

Spoiler: Vajankle 🦶

 

[judgejohndeed]

I feel like half these people mean ‘stay on tv’ rather than ‘stay’, because their words and actions do not match their desire to stay!

So weird though because they must've seen commentary about previous shows and seen how irritated the audience get when a couple who should really leave are just staying endlessly for the promo? If I ever went on this show I'd really fear thinking everyone at home is like 'god she should just fuuuuuucking leeeeeave now'

I still don’t know which one is Thomas??!?!??

You are truly my spirit animal

 

[aimzalicious]

Arthur get yourself vajankle and sack Laura off

Spoiler: Vajankle 🦶

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oh my bleeping god it looks grey like it's been chopped off a dead corpse

 

[SaLou]

Arthur get yourself vajankle and sack Laura off

Spoiler: Vajankle 🦶

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Why do those exist and how do you know about them?

 

[Comewhinewithme]

Why do those exist and how do you know about them?

Yes this is an excellent question! How do you know